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The 14 appears to have scoliosis of the vageen............

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You guys can have the pointy elbows. I'm plowing the one on the right.

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The 14 appears to have scoliosis of the vageen............

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Size 8 and 14 my ass

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Like I said women lie or the manufacturers do it for them - I’m looking at you Victoria Secret sizing labels https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6UmMKBLhQhk/maxresdefault.jpg

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They're awesome though.  Kind of got the best of both worlds because what they have in common is all the good stuff:  brains, sense of humor, kind hearts, etc.  

But they're nothing alike personality-wise so we're not getting a double or triple dose of the same *not-so-great* stuff.  One's problem area is a tendency to live life like only the next 5 minutes matters.  One's is *selective focus* for whatever she's doing in that moment to the exclusion of everything else.  The other's is an overarching intolerance of anything she deems to be *stupid* or irrelevant----which is 90% of things.    

I guess, actually, those could all be shifted into positive traits with a little tweaking and purpose but for now, that's what we've got.  

Frankly though, you know why we had 3?  He was convinced that if we went for the 4th child I'd always wanted we'd have twin or triplet girls.  Swears that happened to a coworker of his.