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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:35:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Notcalifornialegal]
[#1]
Didn't you have an avatar before with some gal and a rifle or pistol?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:35:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By odiedodi: Does she still squirt, or is it more of a dry cough? LMAO!!!😆🤣😂 |
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MP, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:35:38 AM EDT
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Back when you were a paid member, was your avatar photo a lady with black hair aiming a rifle with a background of leaves and trees?
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:35:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HappyCamel: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce?  It's just as shitty. I asked for and got a settlement, I should have asked for more. Oh well. |
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ID, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:35:56 AM EDT
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I take it you're bobby dooly of the Western states home owners association and that you appear reguarly on the Phil Hendrie show
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:36:38 AM EDT
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You're a woman? Holy shit. I never knew. Lol.
Good luck with this though. I hear dating later on in life is sketchy. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:36:43 AM EDT
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OP, political views these days can make for instant incompatibility. Opinions are strongly divided.
So, I don’t see having that conversation early as a bad thing. Keeps from wasting time. It helps to know if you are both are on one side of the fence or the other…or just don’t give a damn. That’s a reasonable 3rd position, but you both have to be there for it to work. Best to know ahead of time. If you are just looking for a hook up, then it really doesn’t matter. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:37:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Concentricity: Back when you were a paid member, was your avatar photo a lady with black hair aiming a rifle with a background of leaves and trees? LOST tv series character, if I remember correctly. I rarely remember anything after turning 50. 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:37:59 AM EDT
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TX, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:38:21 AM EDT
[#10]
Was she up for Ms. America?
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:39:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:39:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Mac is my initials and I use to play the guitar. I hate my stupid screen name but it could be worse. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By denverdan: Huh, I thought you were a dude named Mac or some shit. Anyway carry on. I believe I have all the info I need. Perhaps more than that actually. Mac is my initials and I use to play the guitar. I hate my stupid screen name but it could be worse. What kind of guitars and what style of music? |
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OH, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:39:51 AM EDT
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Ask asked before - if she looks ten years older than 75, and is chronologically 10 years older than you (give or take), what was your motivation for getting Jiggy with Grandma?
Boredom? Curiosity? You thought that was the best "least worst" option? Are you interested in a committed relationship with Grandma or just hot freaky sex? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:40:19 AM EDT
[#14]
Trying to remember Op's avatar.
I do remember op being pretty cool. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:40:43 AM EDT
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I read that title wrong and thought you were 74 but I knew you had only retired like ~ 2 years ago!
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USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:40:52 AM EDT
[#16]
Everything you need to know about this thread: “There are weirdos that aren't who they say, pretty easy to spot.”
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MS, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:41:04 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: I'm a 67 year old lesbian that was in a long term relationship, got gay married, retired, then got gay divorced. Hold up, this is 2024. We’re not supposed to use labels, or something. I’ll just say. Hello, fellow pussy enthusiast. I hope you have great luck, and there is lots of Subaru backseat finger banging in your future! |
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NC, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:41:38 AM EDT
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Q ; do either of you have EPOE4 ?
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UT, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:42:12 AM EDT
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I guess I can take it some women are still interested in sex after 70. Noted….
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:42:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Dru: Did she get............... moist?   |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:42:54 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. When I vacuum a clit in my mouth eating way to a woman’s heart, sometimes the thought of “are my teeth dragging causing some pain like a dragger when I’m getting a blowie” so I could see a gummie job being beneficial here |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:42:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Torqued: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/dc/6b/79dc6be9b91821febf8097a14d720086.jpg So who made the first move? This is the fun part, because throughout the evening I thought of all the shit that guys go through trying to cop a feel. I'm not a forward person but the whole time I was wondering how to get in granny panties. The whole time. I suggested we watch music videos on my bed because it's really big and I can stretch my back out. It kind of went from there. We had to scoot closer because of her little dog. Thanks Oscar, I owe you big-time |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:43:47 AM EDT
[#23]
Are you a gold star lesbian (never had sex with a man)?
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PA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:44:10 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: also buis, I think from troy, I understand. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:44:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By simply_green: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/92018/93ka47_jpg-3323018.JPG  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:44:53 AM EDT
[#26]
I got no questions. Good luck
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:45:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Shortbuss: When I vacuum a clit in my mouth eating way to a woman's heart, sometimes the thought of "are my teeth dragging causing some pain like a dragger when I'm getting a blowie" so I could see a gummie job being beneficial here  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:45:45 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: This is the fun part, because throughout the evening I thought of all the shit that guys go through trying to cop a feel. I'm not a forward person but the whole time I was wondering how to get in granny panties. The whole time. I suggested we watch music videos on my bed because it's really big and I can stretch my back out. It kind of went from there. We had to scoot closer because of her little dog. Thanks Oscar, I owe you big-time hol up gonna need some pics of Oscar. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:45:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing.  I'm George Floyd right now |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:46:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By armoredsaint: can you still scissor? I've had two knees replaced so there are things that are difficult. That was not attempted, maybe next time. I was too blown away by how good of shape a 74 year old can be in, because by outward appearance it's totally granny clampett. She's done a variety of work over the years, she fixed cars, rigged boats, and a bunch of other shit. A lot more interesting than anyone else I've met. She's literally a "stronk woman" without saying it. The lion doesn't go around telling everyone it's a lion. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:47:15 AM EDT
[#31]
This seems like something DanTSX would have posted
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:47:38 AM EDT
[#32]
So….as a couple are you two lipstick lesbians, two lumberjack lesbians or one of each?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:48:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ambridge77: How long did it take to recover from knee surgery? Is the pain completely gone? 
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USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:48:30 AM EDT
[#34]
I think we need verification of OEM status or at least could pass for a female status.
I once took one for the GD team and verified a dude was in fact who he said he was. Someone needs to step up here. @onlineallthetime |
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USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:49:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Elijah1: This seems like something DanTSX would have posted Or… dragongoddess |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:49:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. 
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MO, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:50:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:50:58 AM EDT
[#38]
This might be the weirdest thread I've read on here for a while, maybe ever.
I'm honestly amazed that a late 60s long time lesbian is a gun enthusiast enough to be an active member on a gun forum. I'm also amazed that I read a whole page of conversation about two old ladies doing the nasty. |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:51:09 AM EDT
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Dear pleasure journal, my mouth is dry and full of dust just reading that.
However, my wife is now over 72 and we both like tacos. I have the seasoned meat to fill that taco though. Everyone needs love and it comes in many forms. |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:51:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ambridge77: How long did it take to recover from knee surgery? Is the pain completely gone? I've had two, this last one is coming up on a year. The first months are the worse. Six months out there is still healing. But I was walking pretty quickly. I go on a brisk walk almost every day, at least 3 miles. I work out with weights and cable stuff but I don't do leg stuff because I don't want to go through that shit again. I used to do really heavy squats and leg presses, also cycled, I think that's why I needed two knees replaced. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. One rep maxes are a young man's game. So are psychedelics. Imagine tripping balls being old with all the baggage of poor decisions. That would suck. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: I have an eotech on the bushmaster also buis, I think from troy, and no options on my A2 Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: I have an eotech on the bushmaster also buis, I think from troy, and no options on my A2 Originally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. It’s the little things my brain notices 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there?  Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls (Official Music Video) |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:52:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HRoark87: Is she rich? She has a paid off home. She makes better decisions than I do apparently. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:53:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 80085: I think we need verification of OEM status or at least could pass for a female status. I once took one for the GD team and verified a dude was in fact who he said he was. Someone needs to step up here. @onlineallthetime Go on... |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:53:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: She has a paid off home. She makes better decisions than I do apparently. 
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:54:05 AM EDT
[#47]
Anytime I see a re-run of the Beverly Hillbillies going forward, I'm gonna be reminded of this thread.
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GA, USA
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:54:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CJ7365: Fucking gross, imagining old people getting it on, even grosser to come on a gun forum and post about it. OK OP I am happy for you that you found some one to get your rocks off. Just fucking weird. Yeah, it totally is. Even worse than you think probably. It's not like I can tell this shit to anyone in real life though. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:55:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there?  |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:55:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HRoark87: Shaved, or did it just fall out? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HRoark87: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? Shaved, or did it just fall out?  Sex & The City- A clip From "One" I got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved 
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