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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: I like leanberfpatty and also Dana Lynn Bailey. Also Kristen Nunn. View Quote re: leanbeefpatty i want our Queen to crush my skull between her magnificent thighs whilst grabbing my hair and forcing my face deeper twixt her nethers with sheer raw powerful animal desire and screaming: YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!!! |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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Originally Posted By SparticleBrane: Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By SparticleBrane: Originally Posted By SkyFive: My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring. Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: Small and perky. No ass play. I've had GI surgery and I think that would be a bad idea. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By PrincipsPistol: I don't know if you're still answering questions but I'll just put it out there: What about ass play? Is that on the table at that age? And how would you describe those old titties? Big, small, average? And their character? Perksters? Flappies? Hangers? Small and perky. No ass play. I've had GI surgery and I think that would be a bad idea. Pretty sure he meant her ass play…. But could be wrong. |
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If you don't heal what hurt you, you will bleed on people who didn't cut you.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal: Sheeet.... Them pushin cushin in them darn hills... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal: Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Cincinnatus: Is it true, that the only "real" lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness? Like men in prison. even fat monstrous ugly women can find dick in montucky. Sheeet.... Them pushin cushin in them darn hills... Ha |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By bmarshall1: Is that a euphemism for the fact she had a tiny pussy she named Dog, or she brought her dog on a date? View Quote She has a little dog and brought him, we had discussed that. I have 2 beagles, they all got along. My beagles have their own room but since the routine was different I let them do whatever they wanted. I have a king sized bed, the little dog layed on a blanket at the bottom. Not even noticeable. |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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Originally Posted By Flysc: Dude, I'm as straight a man as are made, but even I like that little Crosstrek. Drove my my brother's 2020 model in a long trip two years back. Awesome little car. View Quote do with that what you will. |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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Originally Posted By wcontratto: Do you hunt over bait in real life too? View Quote Actually yes. It's legal to hunt over bait in South Carolina. I have posted pics of me hunting over bait. Got both pigs and deer. See, that's another thing that makes the dating pool small. Also hunted with dogs. That's even worse than the beans or no beans argument. |
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Originally Posted By SparticleBrane: Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By SparticleBrane: Originally Posted By SkyFive: My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring. Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By cspackler33: *Snip* I had a short relationship with a woman 20 years older than I when I was 30s and she kept herself in shape. Her face was the only part of her that seemed older. My question: As an older woman yourself, do you find it easier to look past physical attraction and connect on a deeper emotional/intellectual level? Particularly as a lesbian since we are generally lead to believe this is more commonly achieved even with younger lesbians. View Quote It's pretty easy to look past looks, except a certain amount of obesity. I don't understand how some of the huge land whales do it. I'm wondering if they really do |
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Originally Posted By HappyCamel: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce? View Quote I know it sucks just as bad, I had a coworker going through it. She was not the mother, her soon to be ex wife was. She got hammered with child support, had to give her new truck to the wife and was generally fucked over financially just like guys usually are. Marriage is a contract no matter who is involved and at least one person usually gets screwed when it ends. |
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A tough man can take a bullet, but a wise man can dodge one. Stay focused my brothers.
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Ok, the responses are now over.
I need to make some coffee and get back to whatever it is I was doing. |
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: re: leanbeefpatty i want our Queen to crush my skull between her magnificent thighs whilst grabbing my hair and forcing my face deeper twixt her nethers with sheer raw powerful animal desire and screaming: YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!!! View Quote I admire your passion for this thread. You'll probably have enough material to write a thesis by time it's over. |
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: See, that's what I was expecting! Because the parts exposed to sun are wrinkled and leathery. But that was so much not the case. I'm so mind blown that after I'm done answering questions I'm just going to stare at the wall. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: All replaced by wrinkles! The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh. But that was so much not the case. I'm so mind blown that after I'm done answering questions I'm just going to stare at the wall. So…. The vagene looked normal ?? Like maybe still milfy? |
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Originally Posted By Cincinnatus: Is it true, that the only “real” lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness? Like men in prison. View Quote Them fat white monster like them some dark meat. |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
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Re-member, remember, the election in November
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If there was one wish a man could be granted, it's that his dog lived as long as he. osprey21
"Everything is fixed, and you can't change it" Jesus Christ - Superstar |
Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIM I got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal: Originally Posted By HRoark87: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? Shaved, or did it just fall out? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIM I got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved can both of you please talk to my wife? thanks in advance |
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slippery as an eel and tighter than a mouses asshole.......... Jane Proud Member Team Ranstad .... The Fantastic Bastards |
Originally Posted By gitarmac: I don't know what any of that means View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By crowTrobotwork: I take it you're bobby dooly of the Western states home owners association and that you appear reguarly on the Phil Hendrie show I don't know what any of that means I do lmao! Phil was a radio character guy who started off in Miami Florida, After Neil God! Rogers show. |
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Awwwww. She didn’t answer the dildo question. Bummed out
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Originally Posted By dustinf: One serious question. Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum? View Quote She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all. |
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You ever notice that no one says "don't judge me" when they've done something positive? - gearjammer351 Do it. GD needs entertainment. Your misery will amuse us. - Cypselus |
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn: She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By DrKlahn: Originally Posted By dustinf: One serious question. Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum? She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all. It’s the same thing. |
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I wasn't expecting you so soon. Usually I have to say "drunken half-wit" three times before you show up.
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Making new friends, much less dating, is really difficult as we age. Most people have reached a level fo comfort with their foibles by 70. That means, they wear their weirdnesses on their chests, so to speak. Good on you for running into someone not batshit crazy.
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Arfcom's own STD
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Originally Posted By Nefarious1: A quick page by page search for SIIHPAPP showed no SIIHPAPPs. Does that mean that SIIHPAPP would be a faux pas or just overlooked by a titillated crowd? 'Cause OG reply would be, without any doubt, SIIHPAPP. Asking for a friend. View Quote SIHPAPP will come with a detachable penis. |
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I’m only to page 3, so maybe it’s been asked.
Did granny reciprocate and chow down on your fur burger or did you have to wander home and handle your business? Asking for spank bank stuff if I run out of all the other twisted shit I use. In all reality though. Good for you. Everyone deserves a good romp in the sack from time to time. |
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I just want to know which of them brought the trailer full of their shit on the second date.
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I will not compromise!
Ne Desit Virtus (Let Valor Not Fail) - Rakkasan! "Life is fucking hard. Either get used to taking a few lumps like the rest of us, or buy a fucking helmet and crawl into a corner somewhere." -Me |
Well, it seems GD is still capable of delivering good old fashioned entertainment threads from time to time. I have to say I have never wondered about the sex life of older lesbians, but here I am, getting educated anyway.
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: OP: y'all watch leanbeefpatty videos together? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dQdbuVEMio y'all should. that little gal rustles my jmmies. View Quote Wtf is wrong with this chick ? |
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Is anal off or on the table?
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Tag, this is awesome! thanks OP!
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Here, hold my beer....watch this..
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You have beagles what kind of dog does she have?
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Note to self, query mature lesbians on the "hub".
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Lead, follow, or get the flock out of the way
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NorCal_LEO call sign: Armour
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Originally Posted By DFARM: Go on... View Quote @dfarm lol This definitely isn’t as exciting as it will seem. Some dude during early covid times was talking about how he lives in France and saying a bunch of stuff nobody believed. He got called out by the mods as posting from Virginia but he claimed it was VPN. I video chatted with him and confirmed he was a French resident. I guess i got chosen because of Portuguese and Spanish fluency. No sexting occurred unfortunately. |
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FNRA. FWLP. FCC. FMH.
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn: All replaced by wrinkles! The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By DrKlahn: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? All replaced by wrinkles! The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh. Not nessesarily so my young fren! with this I defer to Benamin Franklin, a man of considerable experience in the matter... "Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever" |
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I'm just taking this thread as an overall net positive that I might get to be sexually active into the 70s
I too always figured OP was a dude |
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Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case of the Greeks and Romans and must be that of every free state. -T Jefferson
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Not judging. Because if Dolly Parton knocked on my front door…..
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