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Posted: 9/28/2023 5:42:01 PM EDT

[#1]

Dead eyes…like a dolls eyes

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:44:06 PM EDT

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"She's'' all yours. Forever.

And uh, wood twat hit it.

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:44:20 PM EDT

[#3]

Went from cute to

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:47:31 PM EDT

[#4]

That's disgusting.

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:48:40 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm off to watch some Lean Beef Patty videos. A real gym rat that's cute.

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:48:43 PM EDT

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I'm pretty sure she can bench more than 99% of arfcom.

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You need her to what??? Spot you when you're maxing out on benchpress?

I'm pretty sure she can bench more than 99% of arfcom.

Well she's a guy soooo.......

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:49:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Not guilty

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:56:37 PM EDT

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Her steroid clit is probably bigger than your dick.

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So the real question is this, you get a chick home. Pull her panties off and proceed to get to eating her out. A clit sized like a hotdog is there when you get down.

Do you
A: suck that clit and cave her head in.
B: tag out
C: insert your answer here.

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:57:51 PM EDT

[#9]

How is that not against your religion?

Posted: 9/28/2023 5:58:22 PM EDT

[#10]

I'd rather have this woman

Posted: 9/28/2023 6:29:01 PM EDT

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she's no leanbeefpatty that's fer sher.

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Posted: 9/28/2023 6:36:10 PM EDT

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So the real question is this, you get a chick home. Pull her panties off and proceed to get to eating her out. A clit sized like a hotdog is there when you get down.

Do you
A: suck that clit and cave her head in.
B: tag out
C: insert your answer here.

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Did she pinky swear not to bang with anyone else?

Posted: 9/28/2023 6:46:01 PM EDT

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Did she pinky swear not to bang with anyone else?

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So the real question is this, you get a chick home. Pull her panties off and proceed to get to eating her out. A clit sized like a hotdog is there when you get down.

Do you
A: suck that clit and cave her head in.
B: tag out
C: insert your answer here.

Did she pinky swear not to bang with anyone else?

Nah, she said that to the other guy. I'm just here for the pump and run.

Posted: 9/28/2023 6:53:46 PM EDT

[#14]

Pickle surprise? I’d say that would not be considered a surprise.

Posted: 9/28/2023 6:56:05 PM EDT

[#15]

That is a nasty abomination to the Natural order

Posted: 9/28/2023 7:02:44 PM EDT

[#16]

This thread is difficult to masturbate to. Not impossible, just difficult.

Posted: 9/28/2023 7:04:04 PM EDT

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Nataliya Kuznetsova

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I hate the duck lips more than the bulk

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I would still suck all of those titties though.

Posted: 9/28/2023 7:04:13 PM EDT

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To Crack My Back

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She'd crack more than your back

Posted: 9/28/2023 7:04:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/28/2023 7:05:25 PM EDT

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That's repulsive

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Naw, just be cool for a minute though.

Posted: 9/28/2023 7:06:17 PM EDT

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I'd rather have this woman

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Posted: 9/28/2023 7:19:19 PM EDT

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Her steroid clit is probably bigger than your dick.

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Posted: 9/28/2023 7:42:09 PM EDT

[#23]

Gross

Posted: 9/28/2023 7:56:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/28/2023 8:47:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/28/2023 8:58:30 PM EDT

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This. WTF

Posted: 9/28/2023 9:00:16 PM EDT

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Her steroid clit is probably bigger than your dick.

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Posted: 9/28/2023 9:07:05 PM EDT

[#28]

If you were behind her having sex and she sneezes, she'd snap your dick completely off.

Posted: 9/28/2023 9:08:01 PM EDT

[#29]

My penis just crawled back inside my body.

Posted: 9/28/2023 9:11:36 PM EDT

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If you were behind her having sex and she sneezes, she'd snap your dick completely off.

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Or peel it like a banana.

Posted: 9/28/2023 9:14:15 PM EDT

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If you were behind her having sex and she sneezes, she'd snap your dick completely off.

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I dated a rower in college, so very strong thighs.

When she came, it almost felt like that sometimes. Usually, she'd clamp down so hard I'd get squeezed out and couldn't get back in, I'd have to wait until she finished to start up again.

Totally worth it.

Posted: 9/28/2023 9:24:19 PM EDT

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I dated a rower in college, so very strong thighs.

When she came, it almost felt like that sometimes. Usually, she'd clamp down so hard I'd get squeezed out and couldn't get back in, I'd have to wait until she finished to start up again.

Totally worth it.

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Posted: 9/28/2023 9:29:58 PM EDT

[#33]

I guess you can still claim not gay if you are hitting that but nobody will believe you.

Posted: 9/28/2023 9:33:04 PM EDT

[#34]

A man is working in a morgue....
When one of his employees comes running into his office "BOSS! COME QUICK! There's a problem with Mrs. Mcgruder!"

"What could be wrong? She's already dead"

"Boss, you've gotta see this, there's a jumbo shrimp sticking right outta her snatch!"

"No fucking way, the funeral's in a couple of hours, finish her up and go home."

"No, Boss I mean it. There is a jumbo shrimp sticking right outta her snatch"

"Fine I'll come take a look, but if you're lying, my time is coming out of your paycheck."

They go downstairs and the employee throws back the sheet and says "see boss a jumbo shrimp sticking right outta her snatch!"

"You idiot! That's not a shrimp, its her clit!"

"Oh....well it tasted like shrimp"

Posted: 9/28/2023 9:34:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/28/2023 9:36:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/28/2023 11:31:36 PM EDT

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Nataliya Kuznetsova

Before and after pics.
I hate the duck lips more than the bulk

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/U_5S4iv_TsU/maxresdefault.jpg

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Yeah, the duck lips on both of them is enough to make me puke.

Posted: 9/28/2023 11:33:59 PM EDT

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I have to wonder, and I mean this sincerely, are there men out there (that aren't closet homos) that find this attractive enough to have sex with ultra muscled up women?

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Shit, I'd rather fuck a normal guy than a "woman" like that. And I ain't gonna be fucking no guys, in case you were wondering.

Posted: 9/28/2023 11:35:49 PM EDT

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I have to wonder, and I mean this sincerely, are there men out there (that aren't closet homos) that find this attractive enough to have sex with ultra muscled up women?

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Go to the BOTD section for your answer.