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8/4/2011 4:37:11 PM EDT
A weapon, under my control, was left unsecured all day long today.

Never done that before
8/4/2011 4:38:18 PM EDT
[#1]


send it to me, you obviously can't handle a weapon.

umm..

what am i getting?

8/4/2011 4:40:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Specifics?



I chose diet. I read it as "go to bed with no dinner!"
8/4/2011 4:40:46 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:


send it to me, you obviously can't handle a weapon.

umm..

what am i getting?



I'll take the ammo, mags and accessories... can't be to safe.
8/4/2011 4:41:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Specifics?

I chose diet. I read it as "go to bed with no dinner!"



It means you get a lean plate of bland food at the chow hall.

Every meal.

Every day.
8/4/2011 4:42:47 PM EDT
[#5]
Where's the smash your balls with a hammer option?
8/4/2011 4:45:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Where's the smash your balls with a hammer option?


We didn't have that.

We did have "grab, twist, grab, pull".
8/4/2011 4:49:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Can you be a little more specific?  Are we talkin you walk out your house in the morning in a hurry and left your carry piece on the kitchen counter or like you left a loaded rifle laying in the back seat of your car in plain view?
8/4/2011 4:50:54 PM EDT
[#8]
Choke yourself?
8/4/2011 4:51:17 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Where's the smash your balls with a hammer option?




We didn't have that.



We did have "grab, twist, grab, pull".
That sounds rough, it should suffice.





 
8/4/2011 4:51:59 PM EDT
[#10]
Dick slammed in desk drawer.

Mind your weapons.
8/4/2011 4:53:29 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Can you be a little more specific?  Are we talkin you walk out your house in the morning in a hurry and left your carry piece on the kitchen counter or like you left a loaded rifle laying in the back seat of your car in plain view?


Precisely the first scenario, except it wasnt the kitchen.
8/4/2011 4:53:47 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Specifics?



I chose diet. I read it as "go to bed with no dinner!"







It means you get a lean plate of bland food at the chow hall.



Every meal.



Every day.


Specifics as in how you left said weapon untended.



You're definitely getting no dinner tonight now!
 
8/4/2011 4:55:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Dick slammed in desk drawer.

Mind your weapons.


Not dick.  Neck.

...while wearing a goose costume.

Whether or not we let DK-Prof in the room will depend on how much he cooperates.
8/4/2011 4:58:00 PM EDT
[#14]


Masturbate while looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell.

8/4/2011 5:00:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:


Masturbate while looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell.



Pretty extreme, no?
8/4/2011 5:00:48 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:


Masturbate while looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell.



Pit thread pending.
8/4/2011 5:02:49 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:



Quoted:





Masturbate while looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell.







Pretty extreme, no?
Yes.  Johnny_Reno, you go too far sir.  We're talking punishment, what you suggested crosses over into abuse.





 
8/4/2011 5:09:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:


Masturbate while looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell.



Pretty extreme, no?
Yes.  Johnny_Reno, you go too far sir.  We're talking punishment, what you suggested crosses over into abuse.

 



Yeah.  You're right.

I apologize.

Make it Janeane Garafolo instead.

8/4/2011 5:10:24 PM EDT
[#19]
What island we hoping for? I'm hoping it's Caribbean.
8/4/2011 5:10:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Good god. If I posted what I did today that was a no-no....



Wait someone is at the door......



8/4/2011 5:14:30 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Dick slammed in desk drawer.

Mind your weapons.


Not dick.  Neck.

...while wearing a goose costume.

Whether or not we let DK-Prof in the room will depend on how much he cooperates.


These fellas from the nuke boy thread will make sure it's a lesson he never forgets


8/4/2011 5:19:51 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

Dick slammed in desk drawer.



Mind your weapons.




Not dick.  Neck.



...while wearing a goose costume.



Whether or not we let DK-Prof in the room will depend on how much he cooperates.




These fellas from the nuke boy thread will make sure it's a lesson he never forgets





http://i37.tinypic.com/24grbl3.jpg


I'd be more concerned with the goose that's coming out of nukeboy's chest Aliens style.



 
8/4/2011 7:36:34 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
What island we hoping for? I'm hoping it's Caribbean.


Hoping the hopping ends.
8/4/2011 7:42:02 PM EDT
[#24]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bn7-cXWMRY

8/4/2011 7:46:45 PM EDT
[#25]
even if I did what you did, I sure as heck wouldn't admit to it.
8/4/2011 7:56:04 PM EDT
[#26]
At least it wasn't in a weapons rack at the chow hall.
8/4/2011 9:26:09 PM EDT
[#27]
you get what we used to do to our joes who did that..
the weapon 550 corded to your wrist at all times for 2 weeks....shower, bed, pt, whenever.
you gotta pay the price man.
8/4/2011 9:44:24 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:


Masturbate while looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell.



... in a Porta John in Texas with your gas mask on.
8/4/2011 10:07:05 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:


Masturbate while looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell Michelle Obama.



8/5/2011 5:36:11 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
At least it wasn't in a weapons rack at the chow hall.


Ouch!
8/5/2011 5:37:01 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
you get what we used to do to our joes who did that..
the weapon 550 corded to your wrist at all times for 2 weeks....shower, bed, pt, whenever.
you gotta pay the price man.


That would make life a little interesting....
8/5/2011 8:54:38 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Can you be a little more specific?  Are we talkin you walk out your house in the morning in a hurry and left your carry piece on the kitchen counter or like you left a loaded rifle laying in the back seat of your car in plain view?


Precisely the first scenario, except it wasnt the kitchen.


Where was it then?  Do you have little kids in the house?
8/5/2011 9:15:16 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:


Masturbate while looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell.



Pretty extreme, no?
Yes.  Johnny_Reno, you go too far sir.  We're talking punishment, what you suggested crosses over into abuse.

 



Yeah.  You're right.

I apologize.

Make it Janeane Garafolo instead.



Or Rachel Maddow.  Either one.
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