Posted: 10/7/2005 10:42:26 AM EDT
| Over a half a bottle of Kettle One vodka last night, and don't have a hangover at all. Should I see a Dr.? |
That's because you're dead from alcohol poisoning. Do your hands move through solid objects? Can you walk through walls? Did you see a very bright light and have an urge to move toward it? These are all warning signs. 
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I've drank about a case of beer a day in the two weeks since I've been home. My family wonders what wrong with me, but the wife has never looked better, and kids are awesome. Should I turn myself in? ETA: The only time I have left the house was to buy a new gun, and I failed at that. Kansas sucks. |
Good quality Vodka is the ninja of liqours. It sneaks into your brain while you are feeling just fine. May as well have another...(or 5). When the moment is right it grabs your brain and kicks the living shit out of it. The PROBLEM with good quality vodka is if you overindulge there isn't the usual price to pay the next day. It is still booze, and as such it still does damage. Sorry to be a wet blanket.Reserve and respect the Ninja. Don't make it a habit, in other words. |