[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I got a big problem (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 2/20/2005 5:55:26 AM EDT
I have to say last night was the most embarrasing night of my life i brought a girl home from the bar and for 2 hours tried to get something going, but i couldn't. The girl was cool but i felt like such a ass I woke up thinking it was some bad dream but then realized the girl was still in my bed. Damn what a bad night. I think i need to see a doctor or something, im am so frustrated i am only 22 what the hell is going on?
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hate to say it but you might be right my christian upbringing is screwing me! |
It will keep your dick from falling off with sores on it that's for sure. And trying to lead a moral peaceful, un-eventful life ain't all bad. Sgtar15 PS Wife and I went at it last night like Catholic bunnies on crack.......I didn't have a problem. 
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Sounds like you have a keeper there. I would definately try again...and again...and again 
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So now i have a drunk girl in my bed, i am still drunk cause i stopped drinking at 0400 and i have to find a way to get her the fuck out of my house. 
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Im too embarrassed to even try anything 
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Push her out and lock the door. I had a similar problem at the tender age of 21. Dropped some weight and was tired a lot, my family tried to get me to go see the doc, bu t I don't need no doctor. Then THAT happened, so I decided it was time to find out what was up. Diabetes can do that to you. |
I still could have got something from sticking my fingers all over and in her and rubbing against her or her sucking on me. Fuck what was I thinking and I need to take a shower. |
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yeah she is still here, i am still wasted and embarrassed so i probably will just give up. So what would be the nice thing to do buy her some breakfast or something. |
Would you just cowboy the fuck up and go in there and get it done? It sounds like she earned a little something |
Simple, wake her up and tell her it's time for Church. Then take her to the same place Clean_Cut goes. Sgtar15 |
Lol, at least this guy gets girls in his bed even if he can't finish the job. Clean_cut just bitches about not being able to talk with them. |
Reminds me of a line from an old Frazier episode where he says "This is the worst thing that's happened to me since that summer in my 20's I was impotent"  BTW, if she's still hangin' around get yourself in the kitchen and make her some breakfast man  |
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No, I think you have a little problem. THIS is a big problem. You'll get over it. |
You would be wrong. Here's a little bit of advice for you young men: If a woman is easy to get into the sack, then she has been to the sack ALOT! SGatr15 |
He can't! Like shooting pool with a rope.
yeah so i guess you could get herpes from touching her no no area but you would probably see a outbreak right? |
Hell if I know! I'm happily married to a girl I knew since I was 12 y.o. Do your own pussy research, I never bothered trying to learn about tainted pussy. Rather I focus on find a good woman...great pussy just naturally followed.  Sgatr15 |
Nope..... You can contract almost ANY STD without "seeing" anything.... Your partner can have Herpes, HPV (genital warts) and many other things, and you CAN be infected and never know she did..... Plus condoms are NOT as safe as people like to fool themselves into believing they are.... You're always taking a serious risk, when you do ANYTHING... Regular sex, oral, even just 'fooling around' can be you playing russian roulette with your health or maybe even your life.... Might just get the clap..... MIGHT get AIDS... Something to seriously think about.... If you DON'T take it seriously, then you're a fool and get what you deserve eventually.... 
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awe fuck i hope i didn't catch anything wouldn't i see herpes out break though?
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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I got a big problem (Page 1 of 3)
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