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3/26/2011 3:50:25 PM EDT
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3/26/2011 3:54:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Great movie
3/26/2011 3:57:57 PM EDT
[#2]
I was thinkin' I could use another can 'er two of that potted meat if ya got any, mmm,hmm.
3/26/2011 3:59:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Some people call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
3/26/2011 4:00:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Most folks like taters in one form or another.
3/26/2011 4:04:32 PM EDT
[#5]
You mean funny haha or funny queer?
3/26/2011 4:06:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Ain't got no gas in it.
3/26/2011 4:07:25 PM EDT
[#7]
3/26/2011 4:07:44 PM EDT
[#8]
How's a feller go about gettin' hold of the po-lice?
3/26/2011 5:09:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Your buddy Karl here is going. We can't be no normal family with him living in the garage and comin' in the damn bedroom at 4:00 in the morning, carryin' hammers and shit.
3/26/2011 5:10:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers and retards! Now get up off your asses'n go! Go on!

Best line in the whole movie
3/26/2011 5:11:51 PM EDT
[#11]
I heard they put lips and peckers in it.
3/26/2011 5:21:43 PM EDT
[#12]






Wha the hell you  doin' with lawnmower blade?



I'm fixin' to kill you wit it.
3/26/2011 5:48:46 PM EDT
[#13]
GET...THE...FUCK...OUT!!!
3/26/2011 5:58:59 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:


Wha the hell you  doin' with lawnmower blade?

I'm fixin' to kill you wit it.





I hit him two good whacks in the head with it.
3/26/2011 6:01:03 PM EDT
[#15]





Quoted:





Quoted:



Wha the hell you  doin' with lawnmower blade?





I'm fixin' to kill you wit it.






I hit him two good whacks in the head with it.



That second one just plum near cut his head in two
3/26/2011 6:03:30 PM EDT
[#16]
You killed mah little brother......he wasn't much bigger than a squirrel..........
3/26/2011 6:04:48 PM EDT
[#17]
Doyle ; "What you gonna do with that lawnmower blade"
Karl: "I aim to kill ye with it"
3/26/2011 6:06:44 PM EDT
[#18]
i for one hate that movie

reminds me of my inlaws