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AR15.COM
7/24/2011 2:26:23 AM EDT
Where can I find an Israeli girl to trick into dating me, short of going to Israel?  



They make me swoon.
7/24/2011 2:29:47 AM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
Where can I find an Israeli girl to trick into dating me, short of going to Israel?  

They make me swoon.


Hang out at the mall.  The dead sea salt cleanser ladies will show up eventually, polish your nails, and take your money
7/24/2011 2:36:39 AM EDT
[#2]
As soon as I read the OP I was going to say the sea salt girls at the mall, but now that the first post has stolen that, I'm going to say enlist in the IDF or go to Hillel at the nearest large college.

Kharn
7/24/2011 3:08:34 AM EDT
[#3]
find a nice Jewish girl here. date her a while, meet her parents...






you'll lose that whole Israeli girl fetish quickly..
7/24/2011 3:23:53 AM EDT
[#4]
"swoon" what in the?  My grandfather used to say that and I am 45.
7/25/2011 10:25:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
find a nice Jewish girl here. date her a while, meet her parents...






you'll lose that whole Israeli girl fetish quickly..


I musta found a rare one. She did time with the IDF, and I got along with her sister and parents...at least I thought I did.
I asked her to marry me and she said yes!
about a year later, she let the CR@zies get to her... ffwd to last year when we reconnected, she said she was sorry and still regrets
pushing me away.

I have yet to find anyone as good as she was
7/25/2011 10:27:03 PM EDT
[#6]
Any gas station that sells smoking accessories, hookahs, pipes, etc.......