I sit here... > General Discussion

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:31:25 PM EDT

naked in a leather chair, smelling of Glenfiddich and Old Spice body wash.

Life is good. And cold leather feels good on a wet ass.

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:34:13 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:35:50 PM EDT

[#2]

TMI!

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:36:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Im here in camo waiting to go home

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:38:10 PM EDT

[#4]

Now let me leave this place and go practice the ancient art of ShenShi ShenShi with my beloved.

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:39:10 PM EDT

[#5]

thats funny man, i just got outta the shower and im sittin on my pleather chair too.

Minus fag bodywash

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:40:33 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
TMI!

Surely I'm not the only person around here who walks around the house naked and dripping.

Nothing like a good late night shower and a few glasses of scotch to wind down the day.

Tonight, I'm looking for the edge tonight.

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:40:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
thats funny man, i just got outta the shower and im sittin on my pleather chair too.

Minus fag bodywash

Use FastOrange.

My house is normally the same temp as outside, so I keep dressed

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:42:30 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
thats funny man, i just got outta the shower and im sittin on my pleather chair too.

Minus fag bodywash

There is nothing faggy about smelling good for the wife.

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:46:49 PM EDT

[#9]

Something about a guy named "Burley" sitting around naked and liquored up is a bit disconcerting.

- BG

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:48:34 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Something about a guy named "Burley" sitting around naked and liquored up is a bit disconcerting.

- BG

Please, elaborate...

Let us discuss the finer points of the man called Burley on this fine and cold December morn! Let us wax poetic concerning the events of the day and of the year. Let us drink fine Scottish spirits and make fools of ourselves among friends!

Let us make this day the best that it can be.

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:56:21 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Something about a guy named "Burley" sitting around naked and liquored up is a bit disconcerting.

- BG

Please, elaborate...

Let us discuss the finer points of the man called Burley on this fine and cold December morn! Let us wax poetic concerning the events of the day and of the year. Let us drink fine Scottish spirits and make fools of ourselves among friends!

Let us make this day the best that it can be.

You're rather eloquent for a naked man half in the bag...

- BG

EDIT: Something tells me that this comment may come back to haunt me in the future.

Posted: 12/2/2004 9:59:44 PM EDT

[#12]

Laying in bed nekkid with the laptop on my chest and my wife and dog snoring away next to me, on the tube is the History channel for entertainment.
Life is pretty good over here but I've missed a lot of time at work this year due to illness and I'm nervous about getting fired

Posted: 12/2/2004 10:01:16 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Something about a guy named "Burley" sitting around naked and liquored up is a bit disconcerting.

- BG

Please, elaborate...

Let us discuss the finer points of the man called Burley on this fine and cold December morn! Let us wax poetic concerning the events of the day and of the year. Let us drink fine Scottish spirits and make fools of ourselves among friends!

Let us make this day the best that it can be.

You're rather eloquent for a naked man half in the bag...

- BG

EDIT: Something tells me that this comment may come back to haunt me in the future.

he's gettin drunk

Posted: 12/2/2004 10:02:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Wet leather = no good.

Posted: 12/2/2004 10:27:37 PM EDT

[#15]

I drank a Rusty Nail tonight...and I'm shirtless...that's as about as close to relating as I can get.

Posted: 12/2/2004 10:41:01 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I drank a Rusty Nail tonight...and I'm shirtless...that's as about as close to relating as I can get.

you gonna get a tetnus shot right?

Posted: 12/2/2004 10:50:18 PM EDT

[#17]

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I drank a Rusty Nail tonight...and I'm shirtless...that's as about as close to relating as I can get.

you gonna get a tetnus shot right?

Rusty Nail cures what ails ya.

Posted: 12/2/2004 10:56:01 PM EDT

[#18]

Well since were " Sharing " , I was sitting here in my leather chair
scratching my balls , and as soon I hit submit I can get back to it

Posted: 12/2/2004 11:09:08 PM EDT

[#19]

Whatever you do,

DON’T POST PICS!

Posted: 12/2/2004 11:32:59 PM EDT

[#20]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Posted: 12/2/2004 11:58:52 PM EDT

[#21]

My friend told me this biker dude with tats all over his body ate at her table once. She saw a little tat on the inside of his lower lip and she asked to see what it said. It said "SIT HERE."

Posted: 12/3/2004 12:01:56 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
My cats breath smells like cat food.

Checking to see if you left any evidence? Your secret is safe with me.
(S.O. wondering who to tell first.)

S.O.

Posted: 12/3/2004 12:36:55 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
My cats breath smells like cat food.

The Simpsons. Ralph.

Posted: 12/3/2004 12:59:45 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Old Spice body wash.

It's a brave-new-world.

My gran-pappy had some ol spice in his cab'net. Never dreamed that stuff was still being brewed, much less body wash?

Posted: 12/3/2004 1:03:38 AM EDT

[#25]

I sit here, wearing a "kill them all" sweatshirt, blue jeans, a bucket full of South African gold bullion, and a prostitute in my bed wondering if the phone will ring assigning me to the next mission.

Posted: 12/3/2004 1:16:45 AM EDT

[#26]

BURLEY methinks you and clean-cut should just get over the need to tell us of anything as pointless as this!

If youare naked thats great cause thats how you arrived here! But we all knew that didn't we?

Don't post dumbass shit like i sit here,just say it out loud ,I sit here naked!!!

Because if you do that very few will log on!!

Put some clothes on fool!!!

Bob

Posted: 12/3/2004 1:27:51 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Put some clothes on fool!!!

Have you seen your avatar lately, Mr. Pot? .....

Posted: 12/3/2004 2:35:16 AM EDT

[#28]

Thank god for the internet............... you can wander naked and fortunately, I don't have to see it.

Posted: 12/3/2004 3:05:32 AM EDT

[#29]

And another one goes on the list of people I will never buy used furniture from.

Posted: 12/3/2004 3:25:07 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
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My cats breath smells like cat food.

The Simpsons. Ralph.

Posted: 12/3/2004 3:27:51 AM EDT

[#31]

I sit here, sipping a glass of orange juice, scared to death because Burley is my Xmas gift exchange partner!!!!

PS - I ain't buying you any pseudo-ghey body wash products, pal.....

Posted: 12/3/2004 3:51:16 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I sit here, sipping a glass of orange juice, scared to death because Burley is my Xmas gift exchange partner!!!!

PS - I ain't buying you any pseudo-ghey body wash products, pal.....

Buy him boxers........ please......

Posted: 12/3/2004 4:10:28 AM EDT

[#33]

Old spice is shit.

Unless your talking about the newer "High Endurance" OS. That's good stuff.

Posted: 12/3/2004 4:24:06 AM EDT

[#34]

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Old spice is shit.

Negative. I've worn it daily since starting to shave at 13. That's 26 years of Old Spice aftershave (and Old Spice deodorant). I've never gotten anything but compliments from the ladies in that quarter century. The only thing comparable would be Hai-Karate. Wish I could find that stuff.

Some of you "Ralph Lauren Romance for Men"- wearing weenies may want to man up and give it a try.

Do not be afraid of the machismo. It is good.

Posted: 12/3/2004 4:51:39 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Something about a guy named "Burley" sitting around naked and liquored up is a bit disconcerting.

- BG

Please, elaborate...

Let us discuss the finer points of the man called Burley on this fine and cold December morn! Let us wax poetic concerning the events of the day and of the year. Let us drink fine Scottish spirits and make fools of ourselves among friends!

Let us make this day the best that it can be.

You're rather eloquent for a naked man half in the bag...

- BG

EDIT: Something tells me that this comment may come back to haunt me in the future.

We have a winner!!!

LMAO

Posted: 12/3/2004 5:05:24 AM EDT

[#36]

This is why I voted FOR the mandatory installation of breathalyzers on all new PC's.

Posted: 12/3/2004 5:19:27 AM EDT

[#37]

"Please lock this. Do it for the children."

Colt_SBR

Posted: 12/3/2004 6:00:32 AM EDT

[#38]

as long as your not broken hearted...'cos you tried to shit but only farted!!

(that's what I thought I was gonna see when I clicked this link).

Posted: 12/3/2004 6:26:39 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Old spice is shit.

Negative. I've worn it daily since starting to shave at 13. That's 26 years of Old Spice aftershave (and Old Spice deodorant). I've never gotten anything but compliments from the ladies in that quarter century. The only thing comparable would be Hai-Karate. Wish I could find that stuff.

Some of you "Ralph Lauren Romance for Men"- wearing weenies may want to man up and give it a try.

Do not be afraid of the machismo. It is good.

LOL ohhh and your the authority on knowing what "macho" is?

Thast the funniest thing I have hear don here in a while

Also, letting you ion a secret. Wemon will tell a guy something he's wearing smells good even if it doesn't.

But hey. I just voiced my opinion about OS. If you like it and it works for you, well than that's what's best for you to do.

I was simply stating my opinion and I guess I was "macho" enough to get personal about it.

Posted: 12/3/2004 7:58:17 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
I sit here, sipping a glass of orange juice, scared to death because Burley is my Xmas gift exchange partner!!!!

PS - I ain't buying you any pseudo-ghey body wash products, pal.....

Poor bastard

Posted: 12/3/2004 8:39:48 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Old spice is shit.

Negative. I've worn it daily since starting to shave at 13. That's 26 years of Old Spice aftershave (and Old Spice deodorant). I've never gotten anything but compliments from the ladies in that quarter century. The only thing comparable would be Hai-Karate. Wish I could find that stuff.

Some of you "Ralph Lauren Romance for Men"- wearing weenies may want to man up and give it a try.

Do not be afraid of the machismo. It is good.

LOL ohhh and your the authority on knowing what "macho" is?

Thast the funniest thing I have hear don here in a while

Also, letting you ion a secret. Wemon will tell a guy something he's wearing smells good even if it doesn't.

But hey. I just voiced my opinion about OS. If you like it and it works for you, well than that's what's best for you to do.

I was simply stating my opinion and I guess I was "macho" enough to get personal about it.

Holy crap - I was saying it tongue in cheek! Do we HAVE to put smileys on everything these days?

Bay(Macho and Smiley-less)Eagle

Posted: 12/3/2004 10:55:03 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
I sit here, sipping a glass of orange juice, scared to death because Burley is my Xmas gift exchange partner!!!!

PS - I ain't buying you any pseudo-ghey body wash products, pal.....

Don't worry, your leather chair is still in the box.

Posted: 12/3/2004 12:28:25 PM EDT

[#43]

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Quoted:
I sit here, sipping a glass of orange juice, scared to death because Burley is my Xmas gift exchange partner!!!!

PS - I ain't buying you any pseudo-ghey body wash products, pal.....

Don't worry, your leather chair is still in the box.

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