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4/24/2003 9:58:45 AM EDT
the day my momma,
got out of prison.
And I went,
to pick her up,
in the rain.
But before,
I could get there,
in my pickup truck,
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DANGED OLD TRAIN!


...and you never even called me by my name!
4/24/2003 10:04:09 AM EDT
[#1]
Try again...


BytetheBullet  (-:
4/24/2003 10:04:15 AM EDT
[#2]
Great drinking song!!

Sgtar15
4/24/2003 10:06:03 AM EDT
[#3]
I know who it is, he is a convict, & David Allen Coe!!!

It came to mind in mid thought as I typed.
Dirty Dave, or David Allen Coe.
I think the 1 line is before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runed over by a danged old train.
4/24/2003 10:07:58 AM EDT
[#4]
Woooo Hooo DAC! I'm firing up his CD right now!

Dolomite,
NO NO NO NO! Bad dog! DAC is far worse than Cash ever was IMNSHO Only country star that I know of to do time for murder.
4/24/2003 10:11:20 AM EDT
[#5]
I won, I won!!! what did I win? what do you mean, nothing! This is the 1st time I won one of these things, & I get nada? pfhhhh. Figures!
4/24/2003 10:12:49 AM EDT
[#6]
[booze]
4/24/2003 10:14:25 AM EDT
[#7]
It's mom, not momma and it is the perfect country western song.

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me.....
4/24/2003 10:19:48 AM EDT
[#8]
Youse guys needs to learn the entire song!

It was all
That I could do
To keep from crying.
......


I met DAC in New Mexico once.  A long time ago, in the parking lot of the motel we happend to be staying at.  I was a young teen then and the guy was amazed his audience extended down so young.  Got a promo 45 RPM double out of it, with his signature.  Despite his appearance, he is one great guy.

4/24/2003 10:23:39 AM EDT
[#9]
Guys, the wording varies depending on how drunk he was when he sang it, haha.

Don't know why that was in my head, but ya gotta love David Allen Coe.

"johnny cash helped me get out of prison"
4/24/2003 10:26:05 AM EDT
[#10]
Its a Steve Goodman song...but DAC sang it.

WELL, IT WAS ALL
THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING’
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE
EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE ON MY FIGHTING’ SIDE

CHORUS:
AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING’ IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

WELL, I’VE HEARD MY NAME
A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
AND I’VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I’VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW
I’LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

REPEAT CHORUS

RECITATION:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN’T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING’ DRUNK
WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

CHORUS:
AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING’ IN THE RAIN
NO, A’ YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON’T CALL ME
WHY DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

4/24/2003 12:13:00 PM EDT
[#11]
[beer] To KeithJ: winner & new champion.

His prize will be a free therapy session with the shrink of his choice.....

The first time I heard the final verse on the radio I almost wrecked my car laughing.....
4/24/2003 12:26:05 PM EDT
[#12]
anyone uhh care to tell me what the title is?

nevermind i found it...Have any of you heard any of his more ummmm colorful songs? [;)]
4/24/2003 12:31:50 PM EDT
[#13]
we like to eat lunch down at the 'Y'

4/24/2003 12:37:38 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
nevermind i found it...Have any of you heard any of his more ummmm colorful songs? [;)]
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Oh dear me, whatever do you mean by colorful?[;)]
4/24/2003 12:47:22 PM EDT
[#15]
It's enough to make a man throw up
sure is hard to figger...
[peep]
4/24/2003 12:50:59 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
It's enough to make a man throw up
sure is hard to figger...
[peep]
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how any decent girl [:D]
4/24/2003 12:56:21 PM EDT
[#17]
could ever f*(K
4/24/2003 12:57:55 PM EDT
[#18]
a God d*mn....
4/24/2003 1:07:28 PM EDT
[#19]
You mean I read all this for some POS shitkicker song?? geesh....[:D]
4/24/2003 1:10:50 PM EDT
[#20]
ibtl, racists
4/24/2003 1:32:05 PM EDT
[#21]
David Allen,Hell yeah,I've seen him at the ol lady of brady(Tulsa)& I picked one of the "colorfull albums".
4/24/2003 1:51:15 PM EDT
[#22]
They'd never come to see me in this dive,
where bikers stare at cowboys,
who are laughing at the hippies,
who are praying they'll get out of here alive!
=================
Nearly pissed myself the first time I heard that one.  Great drinkin' music.


4/24/2003 1:56:24 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
ibtl, racists
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no worries. no one was dumb enough to finish it so far [;)]
4/24/2003 2:03:51 PM EDT
[#24]
How do you spell relief? i spell it D-R-U-N-K
4/24/2003 2:05:54 PM EDT
[#25]
Ever hear DAC's version of Stand By Your Man?    WTF