Fuckin nasty...that's what it is...Looks like a crawfish/roach
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:23:28 PM EDT
[#3]
mole cricket, they will do a number on your lawn.
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:24:45 PM EDT
[#4]
Horny dick bug. Tuck your junk and run.
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:27:16 PM EDT
[#5]
One day you'll be minding your own business, dropping a deuce.......and then..........
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:27:43 PM EDT
[#6]
It's cute with his little stubby wings and little hands
Do they have the ability to fly?
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:28:10 PM EDT
[#7]
I have lures that look like that
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:30:14 PM EDT
[#8]
He looks like he wants you to scratch his belly.
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:32:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Bait?
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:34:39 PM EDT
[#10]
He's cute. Call him Larry and take him on walks.
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:36:01 PM EDT
[#11]
It's a Dikfur
Goddamnit.......it never gets old
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:44:14 PM EDT
[#12]
It's a mole cricket.
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:45:48 PM EDT
[#13]
Mole cricket and how the hell did it get in your bathroom?
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:47:46 PM EDT
[#14]
D.P.C. (Dog Pecker Cricket)
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:48:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Make it a pet it seems to like you
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:50:11 PM EDT
[#16]
It's aids. It probably fell off of you.
Posted: 6/21/2014 4:57:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Pretty sure it's the same bug as this one
Posted: 6/21/2014 5:16:50 PM EDT
[#18]
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Their special ability is the ability to fuck your yard up quickly.
Posted: 6/21/2014 5:27:55 PM EDT
[#19]
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Yep.
Posted: 6/21/2014 5:33:27 PM EDT
[#20]
Crotch cricket.
Could be a nest of 'em.
Take a bath in Dursban.
Posted: 6/21/2014 5:34:44 PM EDT
[#21]
Put house on market first thing Monday morning.
Posted: 6/21/2014 5:36:45 PM EDT
[#22]
As I was getting ready to move out of my place in LA, I was sleeping on the floor the last night. Woke up with a 2" roach crawling on my nose. Fucking bugs come big and wierd(by US standards) in LA.
Posted: 6/21/2014 5:41:44 PM EDT
[#23]
Where the hell do you live?.....Honduras!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
