If you take a shot at the Dank Memes you best not miss - Page 83

If you take a shot at the Dank Memes you best not miss (Page 83 of 1461)

RustedAce Ayatollah of Cola. Joined Jan 2004 Posts 35058 EE 100% (40) LA, USA	Posted: 4/15/2017 9:46:44 PM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan: http://i.imgur.com/ciFTq53.jpg View Quote Lol.
	The peeps are all melting on the conex of burning fear, while contestants stain the ranges with flourescent emesis cheer, and the rhino driving Imam penalizes you thrice, anyone for Cola Warrior, wouldn't that be nice?

Et2ss .... lives on water, feeds on lightning.... Joined Feb 2007 Posts 9473 EE 100% (38) USA	Posted: 4/15/2017 9:49:03 PM EDT [Last Edit: Et2ss] [#2] Happy Easter to all the oppressed Kekistani people #FreeKekistan
	You are only as sick as your secrets......

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 9823 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/15/2017 9:58:26 PM EDT [#3]

shocktrp Creepy-Ass Cracka Joined Jan 2004 Posts 19182 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 4/15/2017 10:01:16 PM EDT [#4]
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

Et2ss .... lives on water, feeds on lightning.... Joined Feb 2007 Posts 9474 EE 100% (38) USA	Posted: 4/15/2017 10:27:35 PM EDT [#5] We have always been at war with Cuckistan #FreeKekistan — Ariel \uD83D\uDC2C (@TXShades123) April 5, 2017
	You are only as sick as your secrets......

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 11423 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/15/2017 11:07:35 PM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan: http://i.imgur.com/ciFTq53.jpg View Quote Fucking lost hard!
	Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem. -Ronald Reagan-

KaiK Gun Enthusiast Joined Oct 2008 Posts 19500 EE 100% (70) SOM	Posted: 4/15/2017 11:11:31 PM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan: http://i.imgur.com/ciFTq53.jpg View Quote Lol
	Be heard now or be in the herd later. The voice in your head is a liar. Cola-warrior.com. Spring is coming. Winner of the Great Shop War of 2014. Winner of Cola Warrior 5.

Ohio

A proud resident of "Fly-Over" country

Joined Mar 2003
Posts 27040
EE 100% (1)

OH, USA

Posted: 4/15/2017 11:32:33 PM EDT

[#8]

Quote History

Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack:
Srsly? My camp ain't even in the same park.

You, OTOH, seem to know quite a bit about the activity. Do you face them towards Mecca when you start plugging? Or are you the plugee?

View Quote View All Quotes

View All Quotes

Quote History

Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack:

Originally Posted By Ohio:

Now, note that I have never fucked a goat, not found one appealing. But I have heard, from people that may have been in my area...
Assholes have no natural lube. Same as anal with humans; if you don't bring grease to the table, tissue is gonna rip.

But the snackbars love their goats, donkeys and camels. They wish no discomfort. So bringing the females to the tent; wooing them with soft music and alfalfa; olive oil for the females, virgin oil for the... well, you know. Roses are appropriate as well, I have been told. It's really, really romantic (sniff, wipe tears.)

But anal, with livestock? Well, things get rough. No romance here. That buck goat or (what the hell is a male camel called?) thing ain't playing. He wants to fuck you as much as you want to fuck him. By the way you asked the question, I think you may be in this camp.

So yeah, Ali cares. It is the difference between a romantic interlude and a Klingon rape fantasy.

Choose wisely...
Your penile (or anal, no judging) health is in the balance.

Srsly? My camp ain't even in the same park.

You, OTOH, seem to know quite a bit about the activity. Do you face them towards Mecca when you start plugging? Or are you the plugee?

I am a low-down specieist. Humans only for me.

Originally Posted By Det0nate: It takes a special kind of retard to argue the wrong side of second grade spelling.

What made you pick that particular quote for your sig-line?
--Swindle1984

Lord_Grey_Boots Another misplaced Canuck. Joined Jun 2001 Posts 18301 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 12:44:02 AM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan: http://i.imgur.com/ciFTq53.jpg View Quote It appears that the pic that follows the "offering a pepsi to the antifa folks", is a picture of the antifa folks smashing someone's head in with a skateboard.
	-ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ- When I hear hoof beats, I look for horses, not zebras. Some folks look for unicorns.

GrinningDag Joined Sep 2015 Posts 1561 EE 100% (10) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 5:09:54 AM EDT [#10]

Loremsk Member Joined Dec 2011 Posts 7247 EE 100% (3) OR, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 5:15:00 AM EDT [#11] Should have two more panels with bush appeasing and Clinton giving him shit.
	Tyranny breeds contempt for the law. "Furor fit læsa sæpius patientia." - Publilius Syrus.

RogueShot12er Member Joined Apr 2012 Posts 1649 EE 100% (1) IN, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 6:40:30 AM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By utb1528: I know it's old, but it made me smile. Also, why isn't Mattis President? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQcVsq6akw View Quote Prepping for a run in 20/20...

GrinningDag Joined Sep 2015 Posts 1562 EE 100% (10) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:36:45 AM EDT [#13]

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 7128 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:01:40 AM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By WhyTanFox: Has it been gone long? View Quote You guys a couple?
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

Kihn Screaming into the infinite abyss Joined Jan 2001 Posts 55304 EE 100% (7) BLZ	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:56:21 AM EDT [Last Edit: Kihn] [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/KjNp3XeEf5FP3Aq-_R2DXui1CFVjs5Qeqik15ukKXvQ.jpg?w=750&s=55a7ccab83117f1d3d344e45268c2b47 View Quote Dodge commercial (America Fuck Yeah!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJCmPKaYN8 A Challenger appears.
	Your heart's desire is to be told some mystery. The mystery is that there is no mystery.

Rogue_UK Member Joined Aug 2006 Posts 10286 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 4/16/2017 9:04:04 AM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By TNC: Banned from youtube, this video meme promises to become rare: https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad0_1491661284 View Quote Well that's an interesting collection of song parodies that hardly anyone will get, though Chaz & Dave's Rabbit was a perfect choice
	"When the Americans tried fighting the British as equals was when they got their shit pushed in." - steve-oh, 26/08/2015

Formergrunt94 Member Joined Dec 2010 Posts 9449 EE 100% (17) AL, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 9:22:03 AM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan: http://i.imgur.com/ciFTq53.jpg View Quote Is there some meaning to Pepsi, or is this just a dude casting his pearls before swine?
	Too much excuse. Not enough work.

GiggleSmith A Deplorable and Proud Infidel Joined Apr 2003 Posts 65979 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 9:27:33 AM EDT [#18]
	"He should have killed me. I would have killed me." For God and Country: Geronimo! Geronimo! Geronimo! Michael Moore: Trump’s election is going to be the biggest Fuck You ever recorded in human history….And it will feel good.

Pesty

Member

Joined May 2014
Posts 6469
EE 0% (0)

GBR

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:35:45 AM EDT

[#19]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:
Well that's an interesting collection of song parodies that hardly anyone will get, though Chaz & Dave's Rabbit was a perfect choice

View Quote View All Quotes

View All Quotes

Quote History

Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:

Originally Posted By TNC:
Banned from youtube, this video meme promises to become rare:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad0_1491661284

Well that's an interesting collection of song parodies that hardly anyone will get, though Chaz & Dave's Rabbit was a perfect choice

Holly shit yeah that was very well done. Some tallented people around Of course yt banned it.

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Miami_JBT

.40 S&W Dictator for Life

Joined Apr 2007
Posts 40487
EE 100% (7)

FL, USA

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:37:36 AM EDT

[#20]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Formergrunt94:
Is there some meaning to Pepsi, or is this just a dude casting his pearls before swine?

View Quote View All Quotes

View All Quotes

Quote History

Originally Posted By Formergrunt94:

Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan:
http://i.imgur.com/ciFTq53.jpg

Is there some meaning to Pepsi, or is this just a dude casting his pearls before swine?

Pepsi Pulls Ad Accused of Trivializing Black Lives Matter
Kendall Jenner's Pepsi Commercial Draws Controversy

HISPANICS FOR TRUMP
Secession is the only answer
I am the Thin Blue Line
Fuck Communism, Free Cuba! Patria Libre!
Globalism and their Elitists are the enemy

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 29421 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 1:12:46 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan: http://i.imgur.com/ciFTq53.jpg View Quote dank³
	Always blame autocorrect.

scott_hunts Joined Jun 2016 Posts 1524 EE 100% (2) WA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 2:30:08 PM EDT [#22] I was browsing r/T_D when I saw this But muh gun controls

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 9825 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 3:02:05 PM EDT [#23]

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 9826 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 6:33:37 PM EDT [#24]

Loremsk Member Joined Dec 2011 Posts 7251 EE 100% (3) OR, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:01:02 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/X3_SQ7V82_Xhjze88hiMGBdNqGF61_A3SaHfq6RX56s.jpg?w=349&s=e8780eeb9dad7245de22bad72316d6d6 View Quote Watching the cognitive dissonance implode under the weight of reality is delightful.
	Tyranny breeds contempt for the law. "Furor fit læsa sæpius patientia." - Publilius Syrus.

seedlings Member Joined Dec 2015 Posts 1062 EE 100% (2) MO, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:12:46 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: View Quote . Warms my heart.

Mister_H Crisis Acting Coach Joined Aug 2005 Posts 11730 EE 100% (41) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:16:57 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/X3_SQ7V82_Xhjze88hiMGBdNqGF61_A3SaHfq6RX56s.jpg?w=349&s=e8780eeb9dad7245de22bad72316d6d6 View Quote Gender is a social construct, lol. Thanks professor!

feudist

Wait til they get a look at us.

Joined May 2004
Posts 11341
EE 100% (11)

USA

Posted: 4/16/2017 7:17:58 PM EDT

[#28]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Loremsk:
Watching the cognitive dissonance implode under the weight of reality is delightful.

View Quote View All Quotes

View All Quotes

Quote History

Originally Posted By Loremsk:

Originally Posted By RSG:
https://i.redditmedia.com/X3_SQ7V82_Xhjze88hiMGBdNqGF61_A3SaHfq6RX56s.jpg?w=349&s=e8780eeb9dad7245de22bad72316d6d6

Watching the cognitive dissonance implode under the weight of reality is delightful.

The jokes write themselves don't they?

What Would William Munny Do?

waterglass Master of Obviousness, Servant of LULZ Joined Oct 2012 Posts 30546 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:29:00 PM EDT [Last Edit: waterglass] [#29] Black dude goes on an active shooter rampage in cleveland, and CNN refuses to broadcast his race, and attempts to make him look white in the pictures they broadcast. Living in the timeline of fake motherfuckin news folks.
	" Declaratory statement oooozing conviction, written a long time ago." - Little Known Famous Dead Guy. His Name Is North_42!

SimonPhoto Taxation is theft Joined May 2005 Posts 15378 EE 100% (3) VA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:35:54 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/X3_SQ7V82_Xhjze88hiMGBdNqGF61_A3SaHfq6RX56s.jpg?w=349&s=e8780eeb9dad7245de22bad72316d6d6 View Quote Direct link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarchism/comments/65m67k/the_troubling_implications_of_the_conflict_in/dgbd5x9/
	"It's hard to hear a wallet screaming over the sound of a pecker cheering" --WinstonSmith "If this is how the state treats its law-abiding citizens, it doesn't deserve to have any" --Solzhenitsyn

mPisi Still Standing Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3299 EE 100% (268) TX, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:42:46 PM EDT [#31] Attached File
	“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Hoplophile Joined Feb 2001 Posts 15566 EE 100% (20) TN, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:48:22 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/X3_SQ7V82_Xhjze88hiMGBdNqGF61_A3SaHfq6RX56s.jpg?w=349&s=e8780eeb9dad7245de22bad72316d6d6 View Quote I kinda have to agree with the "gender doesn't matter" side of this. I suspect that their 98 pound girls can put up more of a fight than their 98 pound beta male cucks.

VA-BlkRifle Call sign: Nightcrawler Joined Jan 2014 Posts 8417 EE 100% (237) VA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:51:13 PM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: Yeah, it's Bush, an yeah he's still flawed as fuck... but this is funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMpeSU-EquA View Quote I heard the sizzle of the branding iron.
	know milk bones, know peace no milk bones, no peace

John_McClane HAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!!! Joined Jan 2013 Posts 10659 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 7:58:52 PM EDT [Last Edit: John_McClane] [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: Attached File View Quote Oldie but a goodie: And Happy Easter!!!
	Civilized folks have only three speeds: Silence, Peaceful Protest, and Total Industrial War. -spartacus2002 13'er strong!

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 9827 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:04:37 PM EDT [#35]

Jinxsters Member Joined Aug 2008 Posts 17482 EE 100% (3) KY, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:07:05 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/mLum6ZPkjAWj8wvI-2uLRaXMzc6uS70s2K6vLdrPRbE.png?w=305&s=2ec658636cc319e6b1763954d92d702b View Quote lol

waterglass Master of Obviousness, Servant of LULZ Joined Oct 2012 Posts 30548 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:12:02 PM EDT [#37]
	" Declaratory statement oooozing conviction, written a long time ago." - Little Known Famous Dead Guy. His Name Is North_42!

raven He will not divide us Joined Feb 2001 Posts 76071 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:20:08 PM EDT [Last Edit: raven] [#38] I love this https://gfycat.com/ShimmeringWickedIberianchiffchaff
	Resist, insist, persist, enlist.

waterglass Master of Obviousness, Servant of LULZ Joined Oct 2012 Posts 30549 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:25:20 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By RustedAce: Lol. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By RustedAce: Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan: http://i.imgur.com/ciFTq53.jpg Lol. Berkeley Protesters Take the Pepsi Challenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u3uhKxNPNg
	" Declaratory statement oooozing conviction, written a long time ago." - Little Known Famous Dead Guy. His Name Is North_42!

bodybagger Member Joined Nov 2007 Posts 3861 EE 100% (15) TN, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:28:58 PM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/13081/C9ZXPlZWAAAtuDC-188927.JPG View Quote Should just send vegetable, wheat and corn seed.

GLOCKshooter Joined Jan 2001 Posts 11831 EE 100% (13) GA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 8:57:34 PM EDT [Last Edit: GLOCKshooter] [#41] Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?

Mister_H Crisis Acting Coach Joined Aug 2005 Posts 11732 EE 100% (41) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 9:34:08 PM EDT [#42]

Hadrian Individual Rights Absolutist Joined Sep 2001 Posts 25797 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 9:51:31 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By Miami_JBT: Pepsi Pulls Ad Accused of Trivializing Black Lives Matter Kendall Jenner's Pepsi Commercial Draws Controversy View Quote Suddenly I feel like drinking Pepsi.
	"He was seeing the enormity of the smallness of the enemy who was destroying the world.[...] If this is what has beaten us, he thought, the guilt is ours." - Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

webnole78 Understand the English very well Joined May 2013 Posts 6357 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 10:08:45 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By Mister_H: https://s30.postimg.org/5lli82s75/Capture.png View Quote Perfect lol

Captain_Morgan Callsign Goggles Joined Jan 2009 Posts 16824 EE 100% (7) LA, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 10:17:28 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By Mister_H: https://s30.postimg.org/5lli82s75/Capture.png View Quote
	If you're born without privilege and grow up without obstacles, and work with bad gear, and vacation in a crowded thermo-regulated-room, then chugging up into the open with nothing but sky over you might just give you penalties.

EvanWilliams NorCal_LEO Call Sign "Cans" Joined Nov 2009 Posts 48198 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 10:21:27 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/mLum6ZPkjAWj8wvI-2uLRaXMzc6uS70s2K6vLdrPRbE.png?w=305&s=2ec658636cc319e6b1763954d92d702b View Quote I love it.
	"The more posts by EvanWilliams I read, the less I am impressed by him. I'm pretty sure he's a habitual liar, or at the very least, a very bad braggart." Beltfedleadhead Team Ranstad--Tenn Squire

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 9830 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 10:27:55 PM EDT [#47]

Tim_AZ I Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 3514 EE 100% (1) AZ, USA	Posted: 4/16/2017 10:36:10 PM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/6v627xExfhf1H4Z7lTUCg_PtikSvnTmDO1M9GBIIgiU.png?w=877&s=81eb65e11d0ae3f16831430b284cde41 https://i.redditmedia.com/DSeIGpCskycJ2AYKIBs1EeFl-bCPua4ovDtyfHJiqCs.jpg?w=642&s=1deee4261496f8742303192ef3e9612b View Quote Are we the bad guys? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZ8EkK3eWY

Chris_in_TX Thread KIller! Joined May 2001 Posts 4068 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 4/17/2017 1:34:05 AM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Jinxsters: lol View Quote
	RBHDM - Racist, Bigoted, Homophobic, Deplorable, and Mysoginistic. According to CNN

CarmelBytheSea Joined Jan 2017 Posts 964 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2017 2:13:36 AM EDT [#50] Keep em coming

If you take a shot at the Dank Memes you best not miss (Page 83 of 1461)

General » General Discussion

Warning

Confirm Action

About AR15.COM

Stay Connected

Newsletter

Contact Us