If Men Edited Cosmo.... > Women Shooters

Posted: 9/9/2006 12:30:30 AM EDT

I scanned this page into my computer, for another thread....

But thought you girls would get a chuckle out of it too.

Posted: 9/9/2006 1:32:00 AM EDT

[#1]

What’s funny about that?

Posted: 9/9/2006 1:33:45 AM EDT

[#2]

So true.

That would help us guys out quite a bit.

Posted: 9/9/2006 2:18:19 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
What’s funny about that?

I guess I should scan in a Cosmo cover, so you could see how it usually is. Thats what makes this so funny.

Its all good.

Posted: 9/9/2006 2:24:30 AM EDT

[#4]

Cats ARE useless.

I mean look!

Posted: 9/9/2006 2:55:00 AM EDT

[#5]

Cats are NOT useless! They are at least as useful as tribbles...

Posted: 9/9/2006 4:45:54 AM EDT

[#6]

I see the humor Dawn..

Posted: 9/9/2006 8:47:14 AM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 9/9/2006 8:53:20 AM EDT

[#8]

ya know i think i'd rather read the guy issue! nachos, zombies and more reasons to have sex, i'm in!

Posted: 9/9/2006 1:27:44 PM EDT

[#9]

Oh man, that's funny.

Posted: 9/9/2006 1:30:43 PM EDT

[#10]

I think I have issue.

Posted: 9/9/2006 1:39:47 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I think I have issues.

Posted: 9/9/2006 1:49:51 PM EDT

[#12]

If I wrote such articles, it would include:

"Sex on the first date: Why not?"

"Ten reasons why oral sex is a perfectly acceptable way to introduce yourself"

"Why you should enjoy cooking, cleaning, and doing the dishes and laundry and
not protest about it."

"Three hundred reasons why it's wrong to divorce a man and try to get his stuff in
a divorce settlement."

"Fifty reasons why you need to stop asking your man any loaded questions."

"Five words that will make your marriage peaceful and harmonious: 'Yes sir. Thank you, sir.' and how to use them."

"Why you truly do not need more than five pairs of shoes."

"How to be the perfect housewife: 500 things every woman should know by heart."

CJ

Posted: 9/9/2006 4:14:43 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think I have issues.

...so much for trying to type while under the influence of Cosmo.

Posted: 9/9/2006 5:15:24 PM EDT

[#14]

There was no mention of other male staples - barbecue and guns.

Here are a couple overlooked headlines:

Why it's better to buy you rman a Colt Python than jewelry...

A selection of shoes that go with everything in the Victoria's Secret catalog...

New recipe to get your man: "Bare Ribs"

Posted: 9/9/2006 7:57:56 PM EDT

[#15]

Let's keep this in line with the site, folks:

"Guns and bikinis: how to coordinate year-round"

"Perfumes to drive your man wild: is Hoppes #9 still #1?"

"How to use fried chicken, sporks, clp and a thong to get your man"

"Coordinate your camo- it really does go with everything"

Posted: 9/9/2006 9:59:47 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

A selection of shoes that go with everything in the Victoria's Secret catalog...

Quoted:
Let's keep this in line with the site, folks:

"Guns and bikinis: how to coordinate year-round"

"Perfumes to drive your man wild: is Hoppes #9 still #1?"

"How to use fried chicken, sporks, clp and a thong to get your man"

"Coordinate your camo- it really does go with everything"

I LIKE those!

Posted: 9/10/2006 4:59:24 AM EDT

[#17]

That's freaking hilarious.

But I would rather go for wings...

Posted: 9/10/2006 5:34:43 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think I have issues.

Ouch...and out of my head....

Dawn? Ya nailed it.

Posted: 9/10/2006 5:37:26 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
If I wrote such articles, it would include:

"Sex on the first date: Why not?"

"Ten reasons why oral sex is a perfectly acceptable way to introduce yourself"

"Why you should enjoy cooking, cleaning, and doing the dishes and laundry and
not protest about it."

"Three hundred reasons why it's wrong to divorce a man and try to get his stuff in
a divorce settlement."

"Fifty reasons why you need to stop asking your man any loaded questions."

"Five words that will make your marriage peaceful and harmonious: 'Yes sir. Thank you, sir.' and how to use them."

"Why you truly do not need more than five pairs of shoes."

"How to be the perfect housewife: 500 things every woman should know by heart."

CJ

I may be wrong, but I think I've discovered why you're single, CM.

Posted: 9/10/2006 5:39:20 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
There was no mention of other male staples - barbecue and guns.

No mention of those other staples because what kind of man reads Cosmo? Metrosexuals. Is that CoC appropriate?

Posted: 9/10/2006 6:02:50 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If I wrote such articles, it would include:

"Sex on the first date: Why not?"

"Ten reasons why oral sex is a perfectly acceptable way to introduce yourself"

"Why you should enjoy cooking, cleaning, and doing the dishes and laundry and
not protest about it."

"Three hundred reasons why it's wrong to divorce a man and try to get his stuff in
a divorce settlement."

"Fifty reasons why you need to stop asking your man any loaded questions."

"Five words that will make your marriage peaceful and harmonious: 'Yes sir. Thank you, sir.' and how to use them."

"Why you truly do not need more than five pairs of shoes."

"How to be the perfect housewife: 500 things every woman should know by heart."

CJ

I may be wrong, but I think I've discovered why you're single, CM.

I'm leaving this alone so I don't have to edit out my own comment.

Posted: 9/11/2006 9:49:07 AM EDT

[#22]

All the ads would be for underwear and perfume.

Face it ladies; some of those ads would fit in Playboy® PERFECTLY!

Posted: 9/11/2006 1:27:01 PM EDT

[#23]

ETA: "VIDEO GAME CONFIDENTIAL: Your Guy's Defeat of the Zombie Horde Deserves Celebratory Sex."

Ummmm...some of these aren't completely off.

Posted: 9/11/2006 4:09:06 PM EDT

[#24]

I always thought it would be profitable to sell a magazine that was basically an edited version of say "cosmo".
Where guys go over it and mark out what we think is BS, and underline important things, make comments in addition to....I bet women would buy it.

Posted: 9/11/2006 5:37:23 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Let's keep this in line with the site, folks:

"Guns and bikinis: how to coordinate year-round"

"Perfumes to drive your man wild: is Hoppes #9 still #1?"

"How to use fried chicken, sporks, clp and a thong to get your man"

"Coordinate your camo- it really does go with everything"

I didn't see THAT one comin'...Man, there is going to be one pissed off engineer when they find the coffee in this keyboard I couldn't mop out

ETA: {clutches wimmenz card} I would so buy THAT issue before a regular Cosmo...I'll be making sammiches if anyone needs me.

EETA: brain fart
"How to use fried chicken, sporks, clp and a thong to get your man"

"Verta sleeghan yournin mertinde SPORK SPORK SPORK"

Posted: 9/11/2006 5:47:49 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If I wrote such articles, it would include:

"Sex on the first date: Why not?"

"Ten reasons why oral sex is a perfectly acceptable way to introduce yourself"

"Why you should enjoy cooking, cleaning, and doing the dishes and laundry and
not protest about it."

"Three hundred reasons why it's wrong to divorce a man and try to get his stuff in
a divorce settlement."

"Fifty reasons why you need to stop asking your man any loaded questions."

"Five words that will make your marriage peaceful and harmonious: 'Yes sir. Thank you, sir.' and how to use them."

"Why you truly do not need more than five pairs of shoes."

"How to be the perfect housewife: 500 things every woman should know by heart."

CJ

I may be wrong, but I think I've discovered why you're single, CM.

I thought it was the Dungeons and Dragon and living with Mom thing. But this (though superfluous) adds to mounting indications. {insert something smiling, winking or otherwise cute and benign}

Posted: 9/11/2006 6:56:26 PM EDT

[#27]

I have NEVER played Dungeons and Dragons!

That crap would bore me to tears.

CJ

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