Image Caption Contest > General Discussion

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:07:17 AM EDT

Best caption gets my last giveaway survival package (waterproof match container with strike anywhere matches, roll of military trip wire, 16" finger saw, survival kit fishing line and hook, and 50' black 550 cord). I gave a few of these away in the Survival Forum Pay It Forward thread awhile back. One person never followed through and I'm tired of looking at it. Very useful stuff if your a preparedness type. If you win and don't want/need it just say so.

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:10:14 AM EDT

[#1]

Let's say one entry per person if we can manage that...so think before you offer up a zinger because if it isn't the first in the thread by you I will most likely DQ you on a whim.

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:20:34 AM EDT

[#2]

"Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,..."

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:21:24 AM EDT

[#3]

yep, the next time i see them zombies.......i'll be ready

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:22:39 AM EDT

[#4]

DAMIT! why did I let my wife take my shoes....I have to take a crap and there are sticker patches the whole way to the outhouse!

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:22:51 AM EDT

[#5]

Ahh.... retirement.....

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:23:37 AM EDT

[#6]

(in Sarge voice)

I don't care what those folks say, they're not dolls...

Digital

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:36:04 AM EDT

[#7]

off to a good start!!!!

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:45:11 AM EDT

[#8]

"" Ma,,hurry fast,, ahh gawd damn,,burritos,, arrgghh hurry for the love of christ bring me a bucket ,,im prarie doggin' it here' ""

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:48:37 AM EDT

[#9]

Looters will be killed!

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:53:03 AM EDT

[#10]

When I find the bastards who took my shoes...

Posted: 1/4/2005 3:00:41 AM EDT

[#11]

Things was good before the War of Northern Agression. Now look at this run down shack...and some damn carpet bagger stole my last pair of shoes. The next one that sticks his head around the corner is gonna get a good taste of powder.

Posted: 1/4/2005 3:13:35 AM EDT

[#12]

"If she gives me crap about the yard just two more times....I swear I'm leaving that bitch."

Posted: 1/4/2005 3:24:22 AM EDT

[#13]

Dag Nabit! I put my PDA in my shoe so I wouldn't loss it! How will I update my blog now?

Posted: 1/4/2005 3:43:20 AM EDT

[#14]

"I want to grab it, but no, I'd better not. Ma said I would go blind.'

Posted: 1/4/2005 3:51:37 AM EDT

[#15]

"Energetic SWM sportsman and professional, NSND, progressive, ISO attractive, well-endowed like-minded SWF, no TS/TG, for evening romps under the stars.."

Posted: 1/4/2005 3:55:48 AM EDT

[#16]

Social Security Pointman

Posted: 1/4/2005 4:07:26 AM EDT

[#17]

I have this. A lifetime of unending work, tireless days. What I have is pride. That cannot be taken. I can't complain.

Posted: 1/4/2005 4:37:27 AM EDT

[#18]

"That critter ain't gonna fool me this time! I cant wait to tell everyone back at ARFCOM about it. Sigh.. I wish i had an AR15."

Posted: 1/4/2005 4:43:42 AM EDT

[#19]

From my cold dead hands....

Posted: 1/4/2005 4:49:04 AM EDT

[#20]

Beware the man who own but one gun...

Posted: 1/4/2005 4:49:47 AM EDT

[#21]

I'm turning in my grave over what's happening to the country I helped forge with my blood and hard work. Hippies, anarchist, metal freaks, fags and liberals...what a shame. Both of the last two that came through these parts still have a boot stuck in thier ass.

Posted: 1/4/2005 4:51:43 AM EDT

[#22]

How cruel! I finally hobble to the chair and get my shoes off, but the damn gun is too long to shoot myself. Curse Alabama and their "no SBR" laws!

Woody

Posted: 1/4/2005 4:54:54 AM EDT

[#23]

I swanny, them's the best tastin' boots ma's cooked up in a long time.

Posted: 1/4/2005 5:01:23 AM EDT

[#24]

Runnin' don't solve anythin', son, 'swhy I took my shoes off.
Talkin'll solve most problems, an' I got my rocker, so'm ready for that.
What talkin' cain't solve, shootin' shore 'nuff will. And, by golly, I'm ready for that, too.
Now set yuhself down, son, an' let's talk f'while.

Posted: 1/4/2005 5:02:10 AM EDT

[#25]

Hmm... Crutches... the hammer is pulled back on Ol' Bessie...

How about:

"I ain't runnin', and I'd advise you to not come any closer."

Posted: 1/4/2005 5:03:19 AM EDT

[#26]

"Feel lucky...punk???"

Posted: 1/4/2005 5:16:18 AM EDT

[#27]

Sin_Bin did make 10,000 posts in two months.

Posted: 1/4/2005 5:29:21 AM EDT

[#28]

My caption won't win any contest - but since this is a picture of Wilbur McDonald who's house Robert E. Lee surrendered in - "Damn Yankees"

Patty

Posted: 1/4/2005 5:32:50 AM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 1/4/2005 6:14:18 AM EDT

[#30]

Damned Yankees!.........Took my boots!!!

Posted: 1/4/2005 6:19:10 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 1/4/2005 6:28:45 AM EDT

[#32]

[DPMMN voice] That's it! I'm a-drawin' the line. If that dang fool sgtar15 puts me in another one of his 'productiions', I'm a-gonna blow his head clean off" [/DPMMN voice]

Posted: 1/4/2005 6:35:42 AM EDT

[#33]

Hummmmmmmm Ford? or Chevrolet.

Posted: 1/4/2005 6:43:28 AM EDT

[#34]

If I see that whore that gave me these itchin' crabs again I'm gonna shoot that bitch.

Burl1

Posted: 1/4/2005 6:52:40 AM EDT

[#35]

I keeps mah one pant leg higher than mah othuh.

I'm yo homies worst nightmayah!

Posted: 1/4/2005 6:59:56 AM EDT

[#36]

I dearly hates cats, but I hates Northerners even more.

Posted: 1/4/2005 7:03:11 AM EDT

[#37]

Dern kids, been waitin' fer my shoes for so long! Them kids ever show up agian I'll give em what fer!

Posted: 1/4/2005 7:12:47 AM EDT

[#38]

"My 1045 free hours of AOL are up. Now what?"

"Liberals? Nope, haven't seen any"

"Why sure, you can stay the night, but leave my daughter alone. What you sellin', anyway"

"I was born in that cabin over there I helped my daddy build."

"You're not from around here, are ya?"

Posted: 1/4/2005 7:33:36 AM EDT

[#39]

Where is that damn UPS, boy I miss the pony express.

Posted: 1/4/2005 8:20:04 AM EDT

[#40]

"Ed Sr. ponders over sgtar15's request to create an "Action Doll" Forum"

Posted: 1/4/2005 1:39:13 PM EDT

[#41]

Some really creative entries here!!! I suppose I'll pick a winner Thursday at 12AM...so about 31 hours left. Thanks for playing and for the laughs!!!

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:02:22 PM EDT

[#42]

He is most free from danger, who, even when safe, is on his guard.

Publilius Syrus

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:16:18 PM EDT

[#43]

Are you talking to me?

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:26:51 PM EDT

[#44]

You just couldnt keep your hands off my daughter could you.......Well Ill get that little no good Goddamned sumbitch this time!

Posted: 1/4/2005 2:53:55 PM EDT

[#45]

Posted: 1/4/2005 3:47:53 PM EDT

[#46]

Shit son, I INVENTED the "Rocky Mountain Mother-Fucker"

Posted: 1/5/2005 9:10:14 AM EDT

[#47]

Bump...will be picking the winner 12AM tonight so if there's any submittals left brewing in your cranial space...post it up!!!

Posted: 1/5/2005 9:31:09 AM EDT

[#48]

GM

Posted: 1/5/2005 9:34:34 AM EDT

[#49]

The last living Democrat waits for his Social Security Check.

Posted: 1/5/2005 9:43:58 AM EDT

[#50]

In his later years, John Kerry ponders his election loss, with the only firearm he felt appropriate to not try to ban.

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