Posted: 7/29/2014 1:07:11 AM EDT
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A)What kind of beer you are drinking
B)What kind of truck you are sitting in C)Where you are parked D)With whom you are drinking Prepare to be... amazed!! The Great Zaminsky awaits you! 
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A)What kind of beer you are drinking B)What kind of truck you are sitting in C)Where you are parked D)With whom you are drinking Prepare to be... amazed!! The Great Zaminsky awaits you! Didn't get enough the other day, huh? How the hell did that even get moved to the pit? |
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Didn't get enough the other day, huh? How the hell did that even get moved to the pit? Quoted:
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A)What kind of beer you are drinking B)What kind of truck you are sitting in C)Where you are parked D)With whom you are drinking Prepare to be... amazed!! The Great Zaminsky awaits you! Didn't get enough the other day, huh? How the hell did that even get moved to the pit? Shiner Bock Ford King Ranch brodozer with leather covered leather The gate to your hunting lease You're daughters perky gymnastics coach |
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Shiner Bock Ford King Ranch brodozer with leather covered leather The gate to your hunting lease You're daughters perky gymnastics coach Quoted:
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A)What kind of beer you are drinking B)What kind of truck you are sitting in C)Where you are parked D)With whom you are drinking Prepare to be... amazed!! The Great Zaminsky awaits you! Didn't get enough the other day, huh? How the hell did that even get moved to the pit? Shiner Bock Ford King Ranch brodozer with leather covered leather The gate to your hunting lease You're daughters perky gymnastics coach Lonestar Chevy 1500 single cab In an office chair Not drinking. You're 0-4. Why you trollin bro? |
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A)What kind of beer you are drinking B)What kind of truck you are sitting in C)Where you are parked D)With whom you are drinking Prepare to be... amazed!! The Great Zaminsky awaits you! Bring it Pearl Beer 1955 Chevy pickup with rusted out floor boards Joe Strummer Road drinking around Lubbock, TX |
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Dude, you're like a GD shitstorm meteorologist who's making his own weather pattern.  http://troll.me/images/jim-lahey/there-be-a-shit-storm-a-brewin.jpg Free A big fucking beer truck Where ever fuck you want All the cool kids and hot chicks, cuz they all love FREE BEER!! |
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Miller high life El Camino "Bubba" from Hope, AR Bill Dundee's strip bar outside Jackson, TN eta: the astro turf in back is a nice touch 
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Thought you were going to change your sig line. 
Also in on 1. Miller high life El Camino "Bubba" from Hope, AR Bill Dundee's strip bar outside Jackson, TN eta: the astro turf in back is a nice touch
Damn. Never knew I was a redneck. 
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You actually got one of those right.  Quoted:
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This ought to be interesting. Go for it.  Busch Late model F-150 quad cab Dale Jr Daytona - because NNNNAAAAASCAR!!! You actually got one of those right. Mine were all so wrong, it was like it was on purpose. |
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Amstel Light Subaru Brat Behind the Great Alaskan Bush Company Your friend Steve, who is a closet Don Juan but thinks dudes sleeping around is icky. But he pulls serious tail on the down low. Quoted:
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Oh, do me next!  Amstel Light Subaru Brat Behind the Great Alaskan Bush Company Your friend Steve, who is a closet Don Juan but thinks dudes sleeping around is icky. But he pulls serious tail on the down low. Woah, all of those kind of close 
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Pearl Beer 1955 Chevy pickup with rusted out floor boards Joe Strummer Road drinking around Lubbock, TX Quoted:
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A)What kind of beer you are drinking B)What kind of truck you are sitting in C)Where you are parked D)With whom you are drinking Prepare to be... amazed!! The Great Zaminsky awaits you! Bring it Pearl Beer 1955 Chevy pickup with rusted out floor boards Joe Strummer Road drinking around Lubbock, TX 
Genius. How do you do this amazing thing? |
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A timeless good time classic that will be loved by generations? Thanks!!
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Sorry... Sun is up. It's too late to play with us. We had fun!
You'll just have to play with yourself the rest of the day. I'm guessing this won't be the first, nor last time. Quoted:
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Not an attention whore... maybe an attention hooker. Sorry... Sun is up. It's too late to play with us. We had fun!
You'll just have to play with yourself the rest of the day. I'm guessing this won't be the first, nor last time. Must be about time for you to go patrol "the mean parking lots" of Texas. There must be someone out there who is minding his own business that you can frig with. |
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Must be about time for you to go patrol "the mean parking lots" of Texas. There must be someone out there who is minding his own business that you can frig with. Quoted:
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Not an attention whore... maybe an attention hooker. Sorry... Sun is up. It's too late to play with us. We had fun!
You'll just have to play with yourself the rest of the day. I'm guessing this won't be the first, nor last time. Must be about time for you to go patrol "the mean parking lots" of Texas. There must be someone out there who is minding his own business that you can frig with. Oh, you mean like you are doing? No, I've resigned myself to malingering. That is the only arf-approved method of security. I'm just sitting around on the web all night fucking around. If anything happens, I'll just write a report about it. Because that's what my betters here expect. Eta: Wait! I'm having a vision!!!! It's your beer-cast! Ok, here we go........., I see.... Zima A Dodge Caravan Flingers A "Dependopatamus", whatever that is. Well there ya go! 
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Oh, you mean like you are doing? No, I've resigned myself to malingering. That is the only arf-approved method of security. I'm just sitting around on the web all night fucking around. If anything happens, I'll just write a report about it. Because that's what my betters here expect. Eta: Wait! I'm having a vision!!!! It's your beer-cast! Ok, here we go........., I see.... Zima A Dodge Caravan Flingers A "Dependopatamus", whatever that is. Well there ya go!
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Not an attention whore... maybe an attention hooker. Sorry... Sun is up. It's too late to play with us. We had fun!
You'll just have to play with yourself the rest of the day. I'm guessing this won't be the first, nor last time. Must be about time for you to go patrol "the mean parking lots" of Texas. There must be someone out there who is minding his own business that you can frig with. Oh, you mean like you are doing? No, I've resigned myself to malingering. That is the only arf-approved method of security. I'm just sitting around on the web all night fucking around. If anything happens, I'll just write a report about it. Because that's what my betters here expect. Eta: Wait! I'm having a vision!!!! It's your beer-cast! Ok, here we go........., I see.... Zima A Dodge Caravan Flingers A "Dependopatamus", whatever that is. Well there ya go!
Getting rejected from the police academy must have been tough on you. |
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Getting rejected from the police academy must have been tough on you. Quoted:
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Not an attention whore... maybe an attention hooker. Sorry... Sun is up. It's too late to play with us. We had fun!
You'll just have to play with yourself the rest of the day. I'm guessing this won't be the first, nor last time. Must be about time for you to go patrol "the mean parking lots" of Texas. There must be someone out there who is minding his own business that you can frig with. Oh, you mean like you are doing? No, I've resigned myself to malingering. That is the only arf-approved method of security. I'm just sitting around on the web all night fucking around. If anything happens, I'll just write a report about it. Because that's what my betters here expect. Eta: Wait! I'm having a vision!!!! It's your beer-cast! Ok, here we go........., I see.... Zima A Dodge Caravan Flingers A "Dependopatamus", whatever that is. Well there ya go!
Getting rejected from the police academy must have been tough on you. Keep trying. You'll be able to troll someday. I believe in you!! |
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I probably would have gone the IM route... But you are a brave boy for admitting that you cannot stop. Just don't forget to cup the balls! 
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