Posted: 9/15/2008 12:21:58 PM EDT
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So I am sitting at the house, playing around at ARFCOM, and the phone rings... Caller ID: Democratic Party 919-340-8980 (MY EYES LIGHT UP) Caller: Hello Sir, I am calling on the behalf of Mr. Barack Obama Me: Well thats nice! Caller: Sir, Mr. Obama needs your support in Nov. we need a change in Washington and that change is Obama, wouldn't you agree? My reponse: That would be a change yes Caller: So have you made your choice for President? Me: Yes I have! Caller: Does Obama have your vote. Me: Uhm...no, Mr. Obama would be a change! however, he wants to take my guns along with other things, since I like my guns A LOT ans do not want to part with them so therefore come Nov. I will be voting for Mr. McCain. Caller: CLICK!! I called them back, and said I was doesn't done talking, once I explained my situation to the other person that answer, they hung up. Don't they know its not nice to hang up on people! I am just trying to have a conversation...Hey least I fielded their call! |
That was awesome. |
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You gone done fucked up. Never tell these idiots you have guns. Now you are on their list. That means when the Great Obamassiah takes the throne, you are known as a resister. They will come for you first. OPSEC is the word of the day. Hell if he doesn't gain power, half those idiots are ex or current convicts. They'll probably break into your house and steal your guns now that they know have them. |
Molōn labe! Come and get them, if I go down, it will be with a pile of brass around me! |
Now you can give their number when asked for a phone number by a checkout clerk (you think it's only for research?) or any other commercial solicitation. |
No no no-you post the number on craigslist, in the "Men seeking Men" listings. Something to the effect of "Dark complected bottom seeks dominant top for fisting and slave play.." THEN you put the number. This also works for shithead local telemarketers and repeat midnight wrong numbers. |
![]() ![]() That would be too damn funny!!! |
Oh man!!!
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Oh man!!!