Posted: 8/2/2002 6:52:12 AM EDT
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Sign over Gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix!" At a military hospital door to colonoscopy: To expedite your visit, please back in. On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip....call your plumber!" On a Home Improvement truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza Shop slogan: "7 days without pizza....makes one weak" and “Buy our pizza...we knead the dough.” Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout" Door to Plastic Surgeon's Office: "Come In and let us help you pick your nose" Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg...we just want your tows" Taxidermist Shop: "We really know our stuff" On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts" On a fence: "Salesman welcome...dog food is expensive" Muffler shop: “No appointment necessary...we hear you coming" Car dealership: "Best way to get back on your feet.....miss a payment" Veterinarian's Office Waiting room: "Back in five minutes....Sit....Stay" Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak" Optometrists Office: "If you don't see what your looking for, you've come to the right place" Electric Company: "We would be DE-LIGHTED if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, YOU will be" Restaurant Window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up" Propane station: "Tank heaven for little grills" |
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Quoted: (in fact by kbaker posting them, they are copyrighted...) Umm, you're definately incorrect on this one. The nature of the post is that he ripped off these sayings from others, hence, its not his original work and no copyright would be entertained for these "quotes." Oh yeah, Cesspool truck - "Our #1 business is your #2" |
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Quoted: Quoted: (in fact by kbaker posting them, they are copyrighted...) Umm, you're definately incorrect on this one. The nature of the post is that he ripped off these sayings from others, hence, its not his original work and no copyright would be entertained for these "quotes." Oh yeah, Cesspool truck - "Our #1 business is your #2" and here is one right back at you, to wit: if Kbaker compiled this list from other copyrighted sources into an origianl compilation, then by the act of posting them here, there is a copyright formed. WHo the copyright holder may be is up in the air, be it Kbaker or AR15.COM LLC, the courts have sided with the authors over the aggregators of the work on this. So there. |