Intramural Team names > General Discussion

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:44:56 AM EDT

My intramural team at college is trying to come up with a funny name. Does Arfcom have any ideas? Name must be relatively clean, and innuendos are fine. A past example that I liked was "Tap that Pass". It's a soccer team btw.

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:45:54 AM EDT

[#1]

Were were always the Scrots.

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:46:46 AM EDT

[#2]

The "Expert Ball Handlers" might sound a little too gay.

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:50:00 AM EDT

[#3]

Buster hymen and the Penetrators.

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:53:11 AM EDT

[#4]

The Scoregasims

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:55:39 AM EDT

[#5]

Grundel bugs

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:57:00 AM EDT

[#6]

Our Tough Mudder team name was "The Muddy Helmets."

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:58:09 AM EDT

[#7]

I played on a few IM teams;

KMA United = Kiss My Ass United

BF Uninted = Butt Fuckers United (yeah in hind site it does sound gey

)

7mm

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:59:50 AM EDT

[#8]

Yukon Jack

Posted: 2/6/2012 8:59:57 AM EDT

[#9]

Lawn Sausages

Have a silhouette of a dog squatting

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:00:27 AM EDT

[#10]

Damn Near Killed 'Em - or just DNKE

Bologna Sandwich

Handjob

Tom Brady is a Pussy

Off After the Game / Off On the Field

Dat Pass

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:01:08 AM EDT

[#11]

9 inch males

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:10:18 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Lawn Sausages

Have a silhouette of a dog squatting

Win

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:10:24 AM EDT

[#13]

Chippy Snacks
Kicks-n-Grass

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Posted: 2/6/2012 9:14:10 AM EDT

[#14]

Ballz Deep

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:16:48 AM EDT

[#15]

Cerebral Ballsy

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:17:46 AM EDT

[#16]

Free-ballin' strikers.

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:18:05 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Cerebral Ballsy

That's so fucking wrong.

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:18:44 AM EDT

[#18]

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"

or

"Just the tip"

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:19:03 AM EDT

[#19]

Horn balls

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Posted: 2/6/2012 9:20:27 AM EDT

[#20]

The Nads.

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:20:37 AM EDT

[#21]

Two balls one net

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:35:14 AM EDT

[#22]

Our softball team was the "Master Batters"

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:36:27 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Free-ballin' strikers.

How about just Free Ballin'?

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:40:54 AM EDT

[#24]

"It's A Grass Stain"

"Any Hole is a Goal"

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:42:05 AM EDT

[#25]

Couple of my old IM team names....

"Feral Winos"

"Short Curlys"

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:43:00 AM EDT

[#26]

Kickin Back or Kickin It

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:43:13 AM EDT

[#27]

we were always called cosmic debris.......or, for softball teams, master batters......

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:43:36 AM EDT

[#28]

Probably not helpful for soccer, but our WAKA kickball team name is "Pitches and Throws."

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:46:10 AM EDT

[#29]

Dirt Knuckles

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:51:14 AM EDT

[#30]

Ours is "Win or Loose, we Booze"

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:52:13 AM EDT

[#31]

muffdivers

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:53:37 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Cerebral Ballsy

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:55:57 AM EDT

[#33]

Vertical Axe Wound

Softballs deep (or Soccerballs deep, in your case I guess)

In medical school I was on a couple basketball teams and we were Multiple Scorosis and Two Balls, One Hoop.

Posted: 2/6/2012 9:59:21 AM EDT

[#34]

My Dixie Wrecked.

Posted: 2/6/2012 10:00:16 AM EDT

[#35]

Softball was "The Sultans of Swat"
BBall was the "Spasmatics"
Flag football was "Tower of Pnk Steel" kinda gay but too much alcohol does that.

Posted: 2/6/2012 10:33:58 AM EDT

[#36]

Some of these are really funny, keep 'em coming

Posted: 2/6/2012 10:50:23 AM EDT

[#37]

I played on a BUNCH of intramural football and softball teams in college...

My favorites:

Shockers

Bush Pigs

-ZA

Posted: 2/6/2012 10:54:18 AM EDT

[#38]

The Meat

Posted: 2/6/2012 10:54:43 AM EDT

[#39]

The OG Mudbones

Posted: 2/6/2012 10:59:53 AM EDT

[#40]

When I was in college ,the School of Optometry's intramural team was called 'The Fighting Iris'

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:00:21 AM EDT

[#41]

The Smack Daddies

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:04:44 AM EDT

[#42]

Sister Fisters

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:04:52 AM EDT

[#43]

None for soccer, but here are some of my old co-ed softball teams

Rollin' with Pitches
Roudin' Third
Team SOMF (step off my field, better known as sit on my face)

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:08:01 AM EDT

[#44]

Balls deep

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:12:05 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

The Nads.

My school had a team named that.

The cheer was "GO NADS!"

The place where I work had a softball team. Our Senior Manager's last name was Talley, hence the "Talley Whackers".

Didn't last long. He had no sense of humor.

HKO

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:23:00 AM EDT

[#46]

When I was in law school we had a flag football league. Our team was "Hung Jury."

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:25:14 AM EDT

[#47]

GO NADS, GO NADS!

Quoted:
The Nads.

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:27:12 AM EDT

[#48]

When I played a bit of intramural hockey the team I was on was "The Stoners". Our 'jersey' involved a puck with a weed leaf on it. We also had a mascot, which was guy dressed up as a bong.

We were the only team that had a mascot. And fans. When I was asked to play I was also told the admin was kinda unhappy about it and was looking for a reason to ban the team, which was also funny.

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:29:28 AM EDT

[#49]

Vandalay Industries

Prestige Worldwide....

Posted: 2/6/2012 11:50:29 AM EDT

[#50]

Say ten

Three hole trophy wife

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