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AR15.COM
1/17/2009 12:19:01 PM EDT
That Obama is due to walk on water, or is that on Wednesday?

I thought that Wednesday he was to part the waters of the Potomac River, or perhaps that's Tuesday, and I got my dates all wrong.

I know for a fact that on Thursday the libtard media will be saying that we've 'never had it so good' so I wonder what will happen on Friday??

Any ideas?
1/17/2009 12:20:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Well, Tuesday morning starts the official tipping of the 5000 porta-poties
1/17/2009 2:02:44 PM EDT
[#2]
No, Tuesday the CHOSEN ONE will be earth-bound to accept the accolades of his annointed followers- After-Glow will consume all until Friday afternoon, when it's time to cash your paycheck, get your favorite 12-pack, hit MacD- er, POPEYE'S,
And ALL will be back to ––
NORMAL
1/17/2009 2:17:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Well, Tuesday morning starts the official tipping of the 5000 porta-poties


That is reason ENOUGH to fly up to DC!!!

HELL YEAH!!
1/17/2009 2:20:07 PM EDT
[#4]
I hear we've already had the resurrection,
and he's now turning water into wine and making one loaf into many on a train somewhere.
1/17/2009 2:24:41 PM EDT
[#5]
Yes there will be a very short ceremony Tuesday followed by the passing out of the housing vouchers and the division of the secret stash of money that whitey has been hiding all these years.



I wonder what will happen when the "We gittin ours now!" crowd finds out that this shit aint happening?