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4/2/2010 2:55:46 AM EDT



Someone texted me that they were going to stick thier mossburg 500 up my ass.



Among other threats and then posted my number on a local forum looking to find out who owns it.


 
4/2/2010 2:57:55 AM EDT
[#1]
No, just kinky.

I hope he gets better.
4/2/2010 2:59:28 AM EDT
[#2]
This is ill eagle...














 
4/2/2010 3:01:06 AM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:


This is ill eagle...






 






 
4/2/2010 3:01:38 AM EDT
[#4]
That could be construed as a death threat... and yes, it's ILLEGAL.   I hope you saved the text if you go to the authorities.

Posting your number on a website means nothing.
4/2/2010 3:02:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Why did someone threaten to stick a shotgun in your ass and why are they posting your phone number in a forum?


Why don't you call the number that sent you the text message and find out what their problem is?
4/2/2010 3:03:04 AM EDT
[#6]
Call the cops and report him. I'm sure they could use the laugh.
4/2/2010 3:04:10 AM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


This is ill eagle...






 







 
4/2/2010 3:05:03 AM EDT
[#8]
Shotgun up your ass?

Did you piss someone off?.

ETA: In, this should be good.
4/2/2010 3:06:04 AM EDT
[#9]
That would be a harsh cure for constipation.
4/2/2010 3:06:08 AM EDT
[#10]
Girls crazy ex boyfriend
4/2/2010 3:06:30 AM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


This is ill eagle...






 


lmao



 
4/2/2010 3:06:45 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
This is ill eagle...


 


4/2/2010 3:08:04 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
This is ill eagle...


 


4/2/2010 3:14:07 AM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


This is ill eagle...






 






 
4/2/2010 3:18:56 AM EDT
[#15]
If it's a one sided argument, go to the cops. Makes you look like the good guy. Take it seriously. Evil often announces it's intentions.

If on the other hand, you first said something inflammatory like "she's my girl now, you fucking fuck". Good luck.
4/2/2010 3:20:43 AM EDT
[#16]
As long as the shotgun is over 16", it is not illegal.

Whether or not you consent to said insertion determines other possible charges.
4/2/2010 3:20:46 AM EDT
[#17]
I did laugh at him and call him a bitch after
4/2/2010 3:23:35 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I did laugh at him and call him a bitch after


You still can't spell "illegal"
4/2/2010 3:23:40 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I did laugh at him and call him a bitch after


That's not illegal or illeagle either.

I'm not saying you should verbally piss him off to get more threatening responses from him, but that might add fuel to the charges if you decide to file said charges... OR, that could precipitate a Mossberg barrel entering your bunghole... tread lightly.
4/2/2010 3:32:32 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Someone texted me that they were going to stick thier mossburg 500 up my ass.
Among other threats and then posted my number on a local forum looking to find out who owns it.
 





Can't spell Mossberg, either.


Unless the Mossburg 500 is a race.  And that probably won't fit up one's ass.  
One would hope.
4/2/2010 3:33:21 AM EDT
[#21]
It's late.
4/2/2010 3:35:13 AM EDT
[#22]
Actually it's just early.

At any rate, you don't want anything starting with "moss" up your ass.  

Good luck.
4/2/2010 3:39:50 AM EDT
[#23]

If he merely stated that he wanted to insert the shotgun and didn't threaten to pull the trigger or even that this act would be performed using a loaded shotgun, he's good to go.

As for the phone number thing, 4chan is your friend, in that it can become his enemy.



4/2/2010 3:42:28 AM EDT
[#24]
Wasn't me!
4/2/2010 3:44:05 AM EDT
[#25]
Sorry, man, thought you were axl.
4/2/2010 3:44:44 AM EDT
[#26]
He wants to give you the buckwheats.  watch your breech hole.
4/2/2010 4:00:06 AM EDT
[#27]
Oh shit ...Someone's at the door.

4/2/2010 4:03:52 AM EDT
[#28]
he's playing...there's no such thing as a "mossburg500".
4/2/2010 4:18:50 AM EDT
[#29]
Nobody expects April Fools on the 2nd!
4/2/2010 4:28:26 AM EDT
[#30]
Pucker up.
4/2/2010 5:27:21 AM EDT
[#31]
If you want the shotgun up your ass, then no it's not illegal. If you don't want the shotgun up your ass, then yes it's illegal. Simple as that.
4/2/2010 5:28:39 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


Oh shit ...Someone's at the door.


Don't answer it!



Hide behind your couch clutching your AR!



 
4/2/2010 5:30:48 AM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Oh shit ...Someone's at the door.


Don't answer it!



Hide behind your couch clutching your AR!

 
It was just my dad .He's hiding from my mom cause he's ditching work today.lol





 
4/2/2010 5:33:43 AM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:

Oh shit ...Someone's at the door.
Don't answer it!



Hide behind your couch clutching your AR!

 
It was just my dad .He's hiding from my mom cause he's ditching work today.lol

 


Lucked out that time.



 
4/2/2010 5:36:17 AM EDT
[#35]
By any chance, are there furries involved?
4/2/2010 5:40:33 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
By any chance, are there furries involved?


It is Friday.
4/2/2010 5:43:22 AM EDT
[#37]
Well at least it's a step up from a Norinco.

I think......
4/2/2010 5:43:56 AM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


By any chance, are there furries involved?



Not yet but the day is young



 
4/2/2010 5:46:23 AM EDT
[#39]
That's not a proper storage technique at all.
4/2/2010 5:49:00 AM EDT
[#40]
You're good as dead.  Dibs on ammo, guns, and girl.
4/2/2010 5:52:38 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
As long as the shotgun is over 16" 18", it is not illegal.
Whether or not you consent to said insertion determines other possible charges.


Fixed it for you.

OP, just tell the guy you don't swing that way, not that there's anything wrong with it, but you just don't like him that way.
4/2/2010 5:54:42 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
You're good as dead.  Dibs on ammo, guns, and girl.


By the look of it, if you take the girl, you get the next lead enema.

ETA: OP, stay safe.  Not every threat is serious, but you never know.
4/2/2010 5:56:56 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Someone texted me that they were going to stick thier mossburg 500 up my ass.
Among other threats and then posted my number on a local forum looking to find out who owns it.
 




lemme guess, topix?




4/2/2010 6:01:53 AM EDT
[#44]
SIIHPAPP.

Er... Rather, SIIHPATextHimTheP.
4/2/2010 6:04:21 AM EDT
[#45]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Someone texted me that they were going to stick thier mossburg 500 up my ass.

Among other threats and then posted my number on a local forum looking to find out who owns it.
 

lemme guess, topix?










aquarium forum





 
4/2/2010 6:08:24 AM EDT
[#46]
He just left a voice mail saying if he ever see's me he'll kill me.
4/2/2010 6:17:57 AM EDT
[#47]




call the cops



4/2/2010 6:20:17 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
He just left a voice mail saying if he ever see's me he'll kill me.


Quoted:




call the cops





Yup.  Sounds like it's time.
4/2/2010 6:22:43 AM EDT
[#49]
Have some lube on standby
4/2/2010 6:22:56 AM EDT
[#50]
Fuck.
Just tell him you don't want to be friends with him any longer.
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