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Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:38:12 AM EDT
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I want pics of your cows
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Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:38:31 AM EDT
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Quite often. I blame the engineers, mostly.
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What kind of hay do you bale?

He aint no cowboy


I'm literally wearing Wranglers right now!

But how often do farm implements break down and you curse them and their makers?

Quite often. I blame the engineers, mostly.



Probably more the fault of the railroad union.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:38:45 AM EDT
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Salt & vinegar chips are best
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Concur
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:40:01 AM EDT
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Also...Why are all of your appliances dying?

Dafuq you doing over there??
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I have a dead microwave and no way to fix it.

Also...Why are all of your appliances dying?

Dafuq you doing over there??

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:40:33 AM EDT
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I can turn a screwdriver until needles move into the red zone.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:40:42 AM EDT
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PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!!!!!!!
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I have a dead microwave and no way to fix it.

Also...Why are all of your appliances dying?

Dafuq you doing over there??

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!!!!!!!

Don't throttle me bro
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:41:09 AM EDT
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Quite often. I blame the engineers, mostly.
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What kind of hay do you bale?

He aint no cowboy


I'm literally wearing Wranglers right now!

But how often do farm implements break down and you curse them and their makers?

Quite often. I blame the engineers, mostly.

You should comment on their social media pages with engineering solutions.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:41:18 AM EDT
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Do I need to say stupid 5g stuff that's just gonna make you angry
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Ain't no new frequencies that haven't been dun befo.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:41:42 AM EDT
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I want pics of your cows
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I literally have cows AND I'm a boy. What more do you want?


I want pics of your cows

Stuck is fixin' to fap.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:41:44 AM EDT
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Cow pics, puppeh pics, kitteh pics, horsey pics, piggeh pics.

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You forgot gator pics.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:42:22 AM EDT
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Nope. Not gonna climb no towers.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:42:48 AM EDT
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Inside wiremen are almost as bad as comm guys.
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Fuckin inside wire guys
Inside wiremen are almost as bad as comm guys.

Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:42:52 AM EDT
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Heck yeah
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:43:38 AM EDT
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Oh yes. I did.

Gator pics are also acceptable.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:43:54 AM EDT
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Don't throttle me bro
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I have a dead microwave and no way to fix it.

Also...Why are all of your appliances dying?

Dafuq you doing over there??

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!!!!!!!

Don't throttle me bro

May your enthalpy remain constant.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:44:34 AM EDT
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Ain't no new frequencies that haven't been dun befo.
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Ain't no new frequencies that haven't been dun befo.

But the government, man!
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:44:57 AM EDT
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Stuck is fixin' to fap.
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I literally have cows AND I'm a boy. What more do you want?


I want pics of your cows

Stuck is fixin' to fap.

Right? I've not seen him this excited for a new person before.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:45:06 AM EDT
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Can hear water running in the house, like a toilet tank filling up.

Took all the lids off all the toilets, don't see water moving. Also turned water off at the wall on all toilets, never stopped.

Checked hot water heater, no leaks anywhere. Dry as a bone, pan included.

Checked all the faucets in the sinks, turned them off at the wall, nothing changed.

Checked washing machine, nothing.

Checked all outside faucets, no drips.

It's definitely downstairs because that's where its the loudest, in the two bathrooms that are butted up against one another.

Any suggestions on what the fuck it is? I think were going to start by replacing the gaskets on the two toilet tanks in the two bathrooms as that's the cheapest place to start.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:45:48 AM EDT
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I have a dead microwave and no way to fix it.

Also...Why are all of your appliances dying?

Dafuq you doing over there??

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!!!!!!!

Don't throttle me bro

May your enthalpy remain constant.

I don't even know what that is
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:46:46 AM EDT
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Can hear water running in the house, like a toilet tank filling up.

Took all the lids off all the toilets, don't see water moving. Also turned water off at the wall on all toilets, never stopped.

Checked hot water heater, no leaks anywhere. Dry as a bone, pan included.

Checked all the faucets in the sinks, turned them off at the wall, nothing changed.

Checked washing machine, nothing.

Checked all outside faucets, no drips.

It's definitely downstairs because that's where its the loudest, in the two bathrooms that are butted up against one another.

Any suggestions on what the fuck it is? I think were going to start by replacing the gaskets on the two toilet tanks in the two bathrooms as that's the cheapest place to start.
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Slab foundation and we haven't had a bad freeze yet.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:47:03 AM EDT
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In before sinkhole forms under Cowebell and house drops into a 100' deep cavern.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:47:05 AM EDT
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Can hear water running in the house, like a toilet tank filling up.

Took all the lids off all the toilets, don't see water moving. Also turned water off at the wall on all toilets, never stopped.

Checked hot water heater, no leaks anywhere. Dry as a bone, pan included.

Checked all the faucets in the sinks, turned them off at the wall, nothing changed.

Checked washing machine, nothing.

Checked all outside faucets, no drips.

It's definitely downstairs because that's where its the loudest, in the two bathrooms that are butted up against one another.

Any suggestions on what the fuck it is? I think were going to start by replacing the gaskets on the two toilet tanks in the two bathrooms as that's the cheapest place to start.
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Check the pipes in the basement
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:47:16 AM EDT
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Can hear water running in the house, like a toilet tank filling up.

Took all the lids off all the toilets, don't see water moving. Also turned water off at the wall on all toilets, never stopped.

Checked hot water heater, no leaks anywhere. Dry as a bone, pan included.

Checked all the faucets in the sinks, turned them off at the wall, nothing changed.

Checked washing machine, nothing.

Checked all outside faucets, no drips.

It's definitely downstairs because that's where its the loudest, in the two bathrooms that are butted up against one another.

Any suggestions on what the fuck it is? I think were going to start by replacing the gaskets on the two toilet tanks in the two bathrooms as that's the cheapest place to start.
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Leak in the wall between the terlets?
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:47:31 AM EDT
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Dibs on nods.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:47:43 AM EDT
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Have you tried shutting water off to the entire house?
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Check the pipes in the basement
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Can hear water running in the house, like a toilet tank filling up.

Took all the lids off all the toilets, don't see water moving. Also turned water off at the wall on all toilets, never stopped.

Checked hot water heater, no leaks anywhere. Dry as a bone, pan included.

Checked all the faucets in the sinks, turned them off at the wall, nothing changed.

Checked washing machine, nothing.

Checked all outside faucets, no drips.

It's definitely downstairs because that's where its the loudest, in the two bathrooms that are butted up against one another.

Any suggestions on what the fuck it is? I think were going to start by replacing the gaskets on the two toilet tanks in the two bathrooms as that's the cheapest place to start.



Check the pipes in the basement

funny guy over here
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:50:34 AM EDT
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I don't even know what that is
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I have a dead microwave and no way to fix it.

Also...Why are all of your appliances dying?

Dafuq you doing over there??

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!!!!!!!

Don't throttle me bro

May your enthalpy remain constant.

I don't even know what that is

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Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:50:43 AM EDT
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Leak in the wall between the terlets?
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Can hear water running in the house, like a toilet tank filling up.

Took all the lids off all the toilets, don't see water moving. Also turned water off at the wall on all toilets, never stopped.

Checked hot water heater, no leaks anywhere. Dry as a bone, pan included.

Checked all the faucets in the sinks, turned them off at the wall, nothing changed.

Checked washing machine, nothing.

Checked all outside faucets, no drips.

It's definitely downstairs because that's where its the loudest, in the two bathrooms that are butted up against one another.

Any suggestions on what the fuck it is? I think were going to start by replacing the gaskets on the two toilet tanks in the two bathrooms as that's the cheapest place to start.

Leak in the wall between the terlets?

I fuckin hope not. Haven't noticed any wet floors yet
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:51:39 AM EDT
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I didn't notice this until late last night. I will be doing that soon though. Am being held captive till 5. I suggested that last night though.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:51:39 AM EDT
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I fuckin hope not. Haven't noticed any wet floors yet
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Can hear water running in the house, like a toilet tank filling up.

Took all the lids off all the toilets, don't see water moving. Also turned water off at the wall on all toilets, never stopped.

Checked hot water heater, no leaks anywhere. Dry as a bone, pan included.

Checked all the faucets in the sinks, turned them off at the wall, nothing changed.

Checked washing machine, nothing.

Checked all outside faucets, no drips.

It's definitely downstairs because that's where its the loudest, in the two bathrooms that are butted up against one another.

Any suggestions on what the fuck it is? I think were going to start by replacing the gaskets on the two toilet tanks in the two bathrooms as that's the cheapest place to start.

Leak in the wall between the terlets?

I fuckin hope not. Haven't noticed any wet floors yet

Good luck, we're all counting on you.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:52:37 AM EDT
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I was hoping to find one of the outside faucets left on.
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That would be too easy.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:53:23 AM EDT
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Why would someone take a shit on the outside of the terlet?
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:54:09 AM EDT
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I had a quiz question about a throttling process in college thermogodammits which I replied “what the heck is a throttling process?”

The professor wrote in red ink “RTGDB,” an acronym for read the goddamn book.

I never forgot what a throttling process was after that.
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Why would someone take a shit on the outside of the terlet?
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Leak in the wall between the terlets?


Why would someone take a shit on the outside of the terlet?

Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:56:18 AM EDT
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I had a quiz question about a throttling process in college thermogodammits which I replied “what the heck is a throttling process?”

The professor wrote in red ink “RTGDB,” an acronym for read the goddamn book.

I never forgot what a throttling process was after that.
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My geomorphology professor taught me the acronym ESADMF.

Cool story bro
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I had a quiz question about a throttling process in college thermogodammits which I replied “what the heck is a throttling process?”

The professor wrote in red ink “RTGDB,” an acronym for read the goddamn book.

I never forgot what a throttling process was after that.
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And now you know!
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 10:58:59 AM EDT
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I like them so far. They need to post pics of that 92 tho
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New guy is pretty smart.

He won't stay long

I like them so far. They need to post pics of that 92 tho

Ok Ok. I looked for the 92 and it is AWOL so I offer a JM 1894C as tribute. This and the handgun that is an answer to a question that no one asked.
And, AND.... the license plate has the word CATTLE right on it. That's totally legit irrefutable proof.
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And now you know!
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I had a quiz question about a throttling process in college thermogodammits which I replied “what the heck is a throttling process?”

The professor wrote in red ink “RTGDB,” an acronym for read the goddamn book.

I never forgot what a throttling process was after that.

And now you know!

And now you know.
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So you know exactly how all this works.  I guess you don’t own an airplane?
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What kind of hay do you bale?

He aint no cowboy


I'm literally wearing Wranglers right now!

But do you have a Stetson and a brand new F350 with a light coating of dust on it?

Nope. I wear Resistol and don't let my truck idle for three hours while trying to convince my neighbors how broke I am.

So you know exactly how all this works.  I guess you don’t own an airplane?

No but my neighbor does and has an airstrip in his pasture.
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Ok Ok. I looked for the 92 and it is AWOL so I offer a JM 1894C as tribute. This and the handgun that is an answer to a question that no one asked.
And, AND.... the license plate has the word CATTLE right on it. That's totally legit irrefutable proof.
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New guy is pretty smart.

He won't stay long

I like them so far. They need to post pics of that 92 tho

Ok Ok. I looked for the 92 and it is AWOL so I offer a JM 1894C as tribute. This and the handgun that is an answer to a question that no one asked.
And, AND.... the license plate has the word CATTLE right on it. That's totally legit irrefutable proof.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/440827/20211108_084915-2159372.jpg



Acceptable.
Link Posted: 11/8/2021 11:02:05 AM EDT
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I like cows and cow products.
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The round kind. It is involved in a process that uses plant matter to create a meat-type substance.

I like cows and cow products.

Want to see my meat?
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The round kind. It is involved in a process that uses plant matter to create a meat-type substance.


You a savage and run a Vermeer?

Ewww... gross.
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Want to see my meat?
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The round kind. It is involved in a process that uses plant matter to create a meat-type substance.

I like cows and cow products.

Want to see my meat?

Now we're getting somewhere

@AlphaJaguars you won't want to miss this
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