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Posted: 8/28/2004 8:27:41 AM EDT

....you fill in the blank.

It always happens whnever I go into Lowes or Home Depot, I have to take a MAD crap.

ESPECIALLY when I'm carrying.

What are your "It ALWAYS happens, whenever I..." happennings??

Posted: 8/28/2004 8:50:41 AM EDT

[#1]

It always happens when you least expect it.

It always happens just when you think things could not possibly get worse.

Maybe you spend too much time in Lowe's or Home Depot

Posted: 8/28/2004 9:06:43 AM EDT

[#2]

It always happens, whenever I see the enemy in Day of Defeat, they shoot me.

Posted: 8/28/2004 9:13:59 AM EDT

[#3]

Whenever I drink to much booze, I always get the "whenever you drink this much booze" speech from the goody-two-shoe idjits I call my friends.

Posted: 8/28/2004 9:24:17 AM EDT

[#4]

Whenever I am putting something together or taking something apart its always the last bolt, screw, or peice that is stripped, won't come out, won't go in or do whatever its supposed to do.

Posted: 8/28/2004 9:25:52 AM EDT

[#5]

... when I wash my car, it rains the next day... or birds shit all over it...

Posted: 8/28/2004 9:30:29 AM EDT

[#6]

...get a blowjob, I have to fart.

Posted: 8/28/2004 9:34:06 AM EDT

[#7]

Everytime i go to plug a cord into an electrical outlet i have the prongs wrong. h.gif

Posted: 8/28/2004 9:47:25 AM EDT

[#8]

Whenever I go against my better judgment and cut someone a deal it always comes back to bite me in the ass .

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Posted: 8/28/2004 9:47:37 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
....you fill in the blank.

It always happens whnever I go into Lowes or Home Depot, I have to take a MAD crap.

ESPECIALLY when I'm carrying.

What are your "It ALWAYS happens, whenever I..." happennings??

I'm the same way at Wal-Mart. No other place makes me need to crap like Wal-Mart.

Posted: 8/28/2004 10:01:17 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
... when I wash my car, it rains the next day... or birds shit all over it...

+1 Wash the car, clean the outside windows of the house or blow off mowing the yard 'till tomorrow=it rains & rains hard.

While driving I can be coming up to a intersection with NO traffic on the main cross street as soon as I stop every nitwit Sunday driver comes out of the woodwork taking their sweet time. And the tighter the time schedule I'm on the slower they dawdle.

Posted: 8/28/2004 12:49:09 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
... when I wash my car, it rains the next day... or birds shit all over it...

+1 Wash the car, clean the outside windows of the house or blow off mowing the yard 'till tomorrow=it rains & rains hard.

While driving I can be coming up to a intersection with NO traffic on the main cross street as soon as I stop every nitwit Sunday driver comes out of the woodwork taking their sweet time. And the tighter the time schedule I'm on the slower they dawdle.

That always happens

Posted: 8/28/2004 12:51:04 PM EDT

[#12]

oh shit, never have had a store make me need to crap.

Posted: 8/28/2004 1:06:57 PM EDT

[#13]

when ever I eat food that contains "MSG" I tend to get head aches & fatigue, usually after eating at asian restaurants, sometimes they use too much MSG to season the food, it also makes me get drowsy while driving.

Posted: 8/28/2004 1:13:36 PM EDT

[#14]

It never fails, opening day of deer season I get to my stand and the old bowels start rumbling. Don't eat jalapenos the night before.

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