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4/13/2007 8:04:35 PM EDT
Wow, does he hit the    nail on the head or what?  This gives me a whole new respect for Jay Leno!

From Jay Leno

The other day I was    reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard    to believe. It must be true given the source, right?
 

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the  performance of the president. In essence 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.

So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy    about?''

Is it that we have electricity and running water 24-hours a day, 7-days a week? Is our  unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in    the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?    Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more    food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?

Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having    to present identification papers as we move through each state? Or possibly    the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can    provide temporary shelter? I guess having thousands of restaurants with    varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough. Or could it be    that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to    help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

Perhaps you are one of    the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be upset with knowing that    in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear    in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving    you, your family and your belongings. Or if, while at home watching one of    your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped    with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family    against attack or loss. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of    bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90    percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.

How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.

Fact is, we are the    largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder    the world loves the U.S., yet has a great disdain for its citizens They see    us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but    complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the country instead    of thanking the good Lord we live    here.

I know, I know. What    about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The    president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same    president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president    that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same    guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all    the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?

The commander in chief    of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me? Did you hear    how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look    around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

Think about it... are    you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is    it because the "Media" told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

Make no mistake about    it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many    cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this    country. They didn't have to go.

They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an ''other than    honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge    after a few days in the brig.

So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans? Say what you    want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in    bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will    watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media    outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when    criticized, try to defend their actions by "justifying" them in one way or    another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to    write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have    done it this way.... Insane!

Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being    grateful for all we have as a country. There is exponentially more good than bad.

We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times    a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird    flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of    the Pledge of Allegiance?"

Jay Leno
4/13/2007 8:06:52 PM EDT
[#1]
www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/jayleno.asp

HOAX, not Leno.
4/13/2007 8:08:19 PM EDT
[#2]
If that was written by Jay Leno, then I'm Johnny Carson.

EDIT:  Damn, beaten by less than 2 minutes.
4/13/2007 8:09:18 PM EDT
[#3]
Right On, Leno!!
4/13/2007 8:10:06 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Right On, Leno!!


Still makes you think
4/13/2007 8:10:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Removed.  I even refreshed and there was nothing there before I posted :(
4/13/2007 8:12:03 PM EDT
[#6]
Jay Leno can't stand Republicans, Consertives or President Bush.
But he's no raving moron lunitic like Letterman, O'Brien or Mahr.
4/13/2007 8:12:14 PM EDT
[#7]
Why do people believe stupid forwards "written by celebrities"
4/13/2007 8:12:31 PM EDT
[#8]
Probably the same person that wrote the George Carlin email that was getting the rounds.

4/13/2007 8:14:34 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Probably the same person that wrote the George Carlin email that was getting the rounds.



It was still interesting.
4/13/2007 8:16:24 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Right On, Leno!!


Still makes you think


No it doesn't.  It's artificially cheerful and not at all well written.
4/13/2007 8:19:06 PM EDT
[#11]
I don't care if it's supossedly by donald duck, it's accurate.
4/13/2007 8:20:42 PM EDT
[#12]
Not this shit again...

Jay Leno is a Liberal Loser...
4/13/2007 8:23:05 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Why do people believe stupid forwards "written by celebrities"


Why not I believe in Santa and the Easter bunny?
4/13/2007 8:23:34 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
I don't care if it's supossedly by donald duck, it's accurate.


Some people just don't get it.....