Posted: 4/5/2002 3:51:38 AM EDT
| Why do gorillas have large nostrils?.....[thinking] |
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Three Nuns Die and are waiting in line for heaven... St. Peter says ok I hvae to ask each of you a question about the Bible before you go in... To the First NUN "who led the Children of Isreal out of Egypt?" "Moses" She Replied. Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!! To the second NUN "Who put the animals on the ARk?" "Noah" She Replied Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!! To the Third Nun He ASked "What did eve first say to ADam?" The NUn Was Dumfounded. risking eternity, she finally gave up and said "Hmmm That's a hard one" Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!! |
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Ban the jokes! For the children! [:D] Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing." |