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6/10/2004 2:34:28 AM EDT
Bill, who was cheif pickler at the pickle factory, has been seeing a psychatrist for several months now about his desire to stick his penis in the pickle slicer.  After several months of counciling, his psychatrist finally say's "Go ahead and do it!!!!  I can't seem to convince you that this is a bad idea!"  Well the next day, Bill came home from work early, and informed his wife that he was fired.  "Why?" she asked.  He relplied that he had stuck his penis in the pickle slicer.  His wife immediatley yanked his pants down and found an intact penis.  When she asked what happended to the pickel slicer, Bill replied that he thinks she lost her job too.
edited, cause if screwed up the joke, edited by DF to add a word so the punchline will make sense
6/10/2004 3:06:51 AM EDT
[#1]
I dont think I would have told her that.
6/10/2004 7:20:31 AM EDT
[#2]
maybe I havent had enough coffee yet, but I dont get it
6/10/2004 7:22:42 AM EDT
[#3]

Bill replied that he thinks she her job too.



Huh
6/10/2004 7:24:44 AM EDT
[#4]
Chain, read it again
6/10/2004 7:24:49 AM EDT
[#5]
I don't get it either.
6/10/2004 7:25:41 AM EDT
[#6]
The pickle slicer isn't a machine.  It's a woman!
6/10/2004 7:26:41 AM EDT
[#7]
the pickle slicer is a WOMAN, not a machine.  Get it?
6/10/2004 7:27:03 AM EDT
[#8]
I thought this was Jew of the Day.

I was hoping for some pics of some fine JAPs!
6/10/2004 7:28:54 AM EDT
[#9]
Ohhhhh. I thought he said that his wife lost her job too and that screwed me up a bit.
6/10/2004 7:30:04 AM EDT
[#10]
I got it, but it's not funny. Jerry Seinfeld you're not.  
6/10/2004 8:34:19 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Jerry Seinfeld you're not.  






Who?????????
6/10/2004 8:47:12 AM EDT
[#12]

I got it right off ......................
6/10/2004 8:48:07 AM EDT
[#13]
If this was the *Offical Joke of the day* Thread your gonna have to put a warning for the folks that ride the short bus to not post that they don't get it.

Sheesh guys.

Charlie