Posted: 9/7/2004 10:14:43 AM EDT
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THE HAIRCUT A popular Little Rock barbershop had a new robotic-barber installed. It was the first such device in all of Arkansas and the old barber was very excited to see it in action. A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, the stock market, and so on. The old barber listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The old barber thought to himself, "Wow, this is wonderful." Later on, a third guy came in to the barbershop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "75." The robot then said, "So, I hear that you democrats are really excited about John Kerry this year!" |
Verdamt squid meshugah!  
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 Good one! Here's one I heard last night. Kinda difficult not being able to put the accent on part of it though: A man takes a trip to Spain just to see the running of the bulls and some bull fights and decides to get something to eat. Not being familar with Spanish food, he asks the waitor what's good on the menu. "De cajones are very good sir. I recommend dem." "What are cajones?" "Oh they are balls senior." "Ughhh! I don't think I want that!" "Oh senior! They are excellente! Just try them. If you don't like them I throw them away and do not charge you!" So the man orders them and the waitor brings out these two huge cajones the size of soft balls. The man eats them finding them very delicious. The next day he returns to the same restaurant and orders the cajones again. Only this time they bring out two cajones that are only the size of quarters. He calls the waitor back over to the table. "Uh, this isn't what I got yesterday. What's the deal here. Yesterday they were much much larger!" "Oh, senior, the bull doesn't lose every time!"
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