Posted: 11/1/2007 4:18:51 PM EDT
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Are you a 'giver'??? A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-95 south, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom for each person, a total of $50 million. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection. "The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon." |