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6/25/2008 8:27:46 PM EDT
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched In horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of Men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, Fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
replied.. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken!
6/25/2008 8:35:26 PM EDT
[#1]
What is the difference between jam and jelly?
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You can't jelly your dick into a vagina!
6/25/2008 8:39:00 PM EDT
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6/25/2008 8:43:18 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
What is the difference between jam and jelly?
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You can't jelly your dick into a vagina!


I lol'd.
6/26/2008 8:11:31 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm bumping it because that shit is friggen funny.
6/26/2008 8:22:17 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
What is the difference between jam and jelly?
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You can't jelly your dick into a vagina!



6/26/2008 8:24:04 PM EDT
[#6]
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?






The fridge doesn't sigh when you take the meat out.
6/26/2008 8:27:03 PM EDT
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6/26/2008 8:30:22 PM EDT
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