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Posted: 5/22/2023 9:42:59 PM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: His ex wife Mac was a nerdy hot. And way better looking overall than the current thing. https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/jeff-bezos-and-mackenzie-bezos-attend-the-2018-vanity-fair-news-photo-927381540-1547047564.jpg?crop=1xw:0.676xh;center,top&resize=1200:* Yea but she wanted to get long dicked before it was too late so ole Jeff gets a pass on that one. |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 9:48:30 PM EDT
[#2]
Is there a term for space sex
sort of like the mile high club except for space travel are extra points awarded for space sex if the space sex occurs in a space vehicle shaped like a penis? |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 9:48:36 PM EDT
[#3]
I had better a couple of weeks ago.
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Posted: 5/22/2023 9:55:01 PM EDT
[#4]
 Jeff Bezos Shopping for three hours in soho today with girlfriend Lauren Sanchez #jeffbezos #amazon |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 9:55:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: With all his money, you think he'd get his eye fixed 
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Posted: 5/22/2023 9:59:00 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryIs the next stop, winning Steven Tyler look-alike contests? |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:01:12 PM EDT
[#7]
That's a man.
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:01:40 PM EDT
[#8]
She's fucking gross.
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:02:12 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like Steven Tyler Damnit, beat. Why do women do this shit to themselves? The plumped lips---like she just performed fellatio on a hornet's nest----look is batting zero for a thousand. Other women: is this what you like looking at for your female friends and colleagues !? Because I've never heard a guy say, "I love her, but it'd be great if she swole up her face." |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:02:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Sad
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:16:19 PM EDT
[#11]
She was very cute when she was on the LA news when she was younger and less inflated/fake. Now she could use her lips as inflatables, never mind her bolt ons.
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:24:43 PM EDT
[#12]
Now, I ain't saying that she's a gold digger, but...
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:28:36 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like some sort of cat-human hybrid would make sense... bexos dad head of darpa |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:34:59 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: She loves him for his sparkling personality, not his money, of course. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12111649/She-said-YES-Jeff-Bezos-Lauren-Sanchez-engaged-GINORMOUS-diamond-seal-deal.html https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/05/22/17/71276631-12111649-image-a-28_1684771468566.jpg That’s a man baby! |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:35:45 PM EDT
[#15]
Hope he looses half, again.
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:49:11 PM EDT
[#16]
“Hot girlfriend??”
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:51:00 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Skanky Wouldn’t F her with Buck19delta’s dick and Aimless pushing. 
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:52:16 PM EDT
[#18]
Michael Jackson is back!
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:56:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He's really cementing his status as an insecure beta male. How does a a little midget douche like that get to be one of the world's richest men? By getting in bed with .gov Think "Alexa"....selling information, etc. |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 10:58:01 PM EDT
[#20]
That’s actually a little grosser than I thought it would be.
 Beezos needs to visit our Thailand Thread. He could do so much better. Thanks for reminding me to appreciate my wife and my life. If I posted anything about my wife,life,career,kids,or finances, you guys would think I’m lying. And I’m ok with that. I don’t envy Bezos or Zuck at all.
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Posted: 5/22/2023 11:18:54 PM EDT
[#21]
From the way-back machine, Bezos' texts to Sanchez. The man is a regular Shakespeare (not):
BEZOS' SEXTS TO SANCHEZ 'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you 'I want to hold you tight. I want to kiss your lips . I love you. I am in love with you.' 'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.' 'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.' 'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.' 'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight. I want to kiss your lips . I love you. I am in love with you.' 'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.' Link to the awesomeness of Bezos' literary genius. |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 11:36:21 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Say goodbye to blowjobs, Jeff. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 11:36:40 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: His ex wife Mac was a nerdy hot. And way better looking overall than the current thing. https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/jeff-bezos-and-mackenzie-bezos-attend-the-2018-vanity-fair-news-photo-927381540-1547047564.jpg?crop=1xw:0.676xh;center,top&resize=1200:* Whoa giraffe neck! Reminds me of Paige Wyatt from American Guns |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 11:40:03 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: From the way-back machine, Bezos' texts to Sanchez. The man is a regular Shakespeare (not): BEZOS' SEXTS TO SANCHEZ 'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you 'I want to hold you tight. I want to kiss your lips . I love you. I am in love with you.' 'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.' 'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.' 'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.' 'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight. I want to kiss your lips . I love you. I am in love with you.' 'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.' Link to the awesomeness of Bezos' literary genius. No game at all |
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Posted: 5/22/2023 11:49:57 PM EDT
[#25]
His money level? Fuck no.
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Posted: 5/22/2023 11:53:42 PM EDT
[#26]
She ain’t hot OP
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:22:37 AM EDT
[#27]
Good for him I suppose. If they’re truly in love, godspeed.
Poor girl needs to see a physician about those bee stings to both lips. At least take some Benadryl to reduce the swelling. It looks unnatural. |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:34:34 AM EDT
[#28]
She is not hot.
She has been hollowed out like a canoe by half an NFL team too. With that being said, I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:37:42 AM EDT
[#29]
And he loves her for her personality.
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:41:35 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Thats a man. 4 inch "clit" minimum. I'm calling wang. |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 9:55:32 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn she looks good but she has to be getting Testosterone from the doc to look that good at her age I wonder if it makes her more horny too? yes it does |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 10:30:26 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like Michael Jackson with bolt on boobs. He he |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 10:48:22 AM EDT
[#33]
She's definitely not top tier, I've seen much better soccer moms. If I were not currently married to the hottest woman in the world (my disclaimer) and I were that filthy rich, I'm sure I could do a lot better than what Jeff wound up with. I'd rate his finace an eight on the body and a four on the face. Even his ex is not all that; 3 on the face, 3 on the body. So I guess he's slightly improving on his choices.
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Posted: 5/23/2023 10:51:09 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's definitely not top tier, I've seen much better soccer moms. If I were not currently married to the hottest woman in the world (my disclaimer) and I were that filthy rich, I'm sure I could do a lot better than what Jeff wound up with. I'd rate his finace an eight on the body and a four on the face. Even his ex is not all that; 3 on the face, 3 on the body. So I guess he's slightly improving on his choices. This dude's wife browses GD |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 10:51:52 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like Michael Jackson with bolt on boobs. Holy shit. That's the first thing i thought too from that pic. |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 11:01:11 AM EDT
[#36]
She isn't hot. She looks like a plastic doll that resembles Micheal Jackson with big tits. She is only onboard for half of Bezo's money...
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Posted: 5/23/2023 11:18:35 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You're a multi-billionaire.... Yeah, in his position, he could have gotten an exquisitely beautiful, cultured, intelligent, and talented woman.... Why did he settle for that? |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 11:20:59 AM EDT
[#38]
I'm not a billionaire so I don't share his taste and full disclosure my wife is pretty plain.
But that woman legitimately looks like a half assed robot from a comedy movie that someone would build to sneak into the richest man on earth's house. Like everything looks unnatural from the dead eyes, to the duck lips, to the bolt ons to the bad plastic surgery. The angles are all off like a hydraulic system is failing and the operators are like desperately pulling levers and shit to keep the charade up while warnings about oil pressure and overheating are just blaring like a fire alarm. |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 11:22:02 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like she could pop his head like a zit with her thighs.... Maybe shes on top of things... 
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Posted: 5/23/2023 11:22:29 AM EDT
[#40]
What a fool...
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Posted: 5/23/2023 11:25:20 AM EDT
[#41]
Last one got 38.3 billion in the divorce settlement, so yeah, he's a dumbass.
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Posted: 5/23/2023 11:30:00 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not a billionaire so I don't share his taste and full disclosure my wife is pretty plain. But that woman legitimately looks like a half assed robot from a comedy movie that someone would build to sneak into the richest man on earth's house. Like everything looks unnatural from the dead eyes, to the duck lips, to the bolt ons to the bad plastic surgery. The angles are all off like a hydraulic system is failing and the operators are like desperately pulling levers and shit to keep the charade up while warnings about oil pressure and overheating are just blaring like a fire alarm. Nice wordsmithing and imagery at the end |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:07:54 PM EDT
[#43]
All that money and power, that's the best he could do?
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:14:24 PM EDT
[#44]
She ain't that hot. If she were, her face would melt.
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:14:48 PM EDT
[#45]
WTF is that thing? My God. Billions and that fucking cat-faced alien is what you decide to marry?
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:16:04 PM EDT
[#46]
Facelift. Nose job. Boob job. Too many lip fillers.
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:19:03 PM EDT
[#47]
This is what one of richest guys in the world gets? Damn!
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:25:19 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hope he looses half, again.   |
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:28:29 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: By getting in bed with .gov Think "Alexa"....selling information, etc.  )
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Posted: 5/23/2023 12:38:15 PM EDT
[#50]
With that kinda money I'd have Margot robbie driving a yacht in my pond called the duchess...only on mondays
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