Posted: 6/26/2004 1:40:23 AM EDT
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When I was in high school I was a: Petrolium Transfer Engineer for the Mobil Oil Company My mom was a :Domestic Engineer A beggar would maybe be called a: City Revenue Collector  Post some of your favorites... This should be fun... |
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At my current job (working at my grandparent's machine shop) I have earned several shop titles: Property Management Technician... cut grass. Quality Control Manager... do all the final finish work on the parts. Plumber... I fixed the toilet the other day. Shop First Aid Specialist... I dug a metal sliver out of my grandfather's finger yesterday. Mobile Transport and Delivery Specialist... errand boy. Shipping and Receiving Manager... I box stuff up sometimes and also unbox stuff sometimes. Computer Controlled Machine Operator... I have run every machine in the shop. Basic CNC Programmer... Yeah, I can do a little programming. Excess Material Disposal Specialist... I sweep the floor sometimes. Painter... Yeah, I painted some stuff. Umm, that's about all I can think of right now. |
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Sanitation Engineer= fill the tampax machine. Air Quality Controller= make sure the smokers stay out of the non-smoking section. Electronic Image Enhancer= making sure only the best porn appears on my screen. Culinary Inspector= making sure no one sneaks Spam into the kitchen. Mechanical Sanitation Manager= kepping an eye on my son when he cleans his guns. Liquid Fusion Inspector= making sure 3 shots of whiskey go into every glass of Diet Coke, and the proper amount of ice. Dust Bunny Liquidator= insuring a red mist on bunnies on the first shot. 
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