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I can't help but look at the secret service guys and wonder how the fuck it is that they are true believers.
What you're seeing here with the ballchinian is his weekly botox regimen wearing off. Or he's late getting a treatment. And God forbid anyone discovers this. I have a working theory that many of his sudden absences ("lids") are related to him needing to be out of public view so he can get injections on his face, and maintenance on his hair, etc. Don't forget how amazingly vain he is.... Ever see an 81 year old who doesn't need reading glasses? Like - EVER? His grotesque hair plug treatments all failed. He's bald in the back, but has transplanted hair in the front. Sometimes he looks asian his eyes are pulled back so hard. He's had so many face lifts that the tissues of his face are stretched so tight, it looks like he's literally covered in dickskin. Someone who goes to this extent is way-the-fuck beyond obsessed. |
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Cut the guy some slack, people. He lost a son in combat in Iraquistan, and another to a crack sniper in Malibustan.
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Joe Biden clone conspiracy theory.
His vagina neck is accentuating his chin. Y'all need hobbies. |
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Quoted: 70% of the US is overweight or obese... Not being a fatty automatically makes someone above average. View Quote This and she’s definitely crazy. Sadly though. You’re right. Not being a fatty increases level of beauty a bit just because. Hard to find a decent woman who’s not insane or a fatty or already had multiple kids. I’d probably do better moving outside of Washington to find a sane one though. You lucked out with your lady. Pretty and sane. (Adding emphasis. I mean this in a polite and respectful way. She’s pretty awesome.) |
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Quoted: I can't help but look at the secret service guys and wonder how the fuck it is that they are true believers. What you're seeing here with the ballchinian is his weekly botox regimen wearing off. Or he's late getting a treatment. And God forbid anyone discovers this. I have a working theory that many of his sudden absences ("lids") are related to him needing to be out of public view so he can get injections on his face, and maintenance on his hair, etc. Don't forget how amazingly vain he is.... Ever see an 81 year old who doesn't need reading glasses? Like - EVER? His grotesque hair plug treatments all failed. He's bald in the back, but has transplanted hair in the front. Sometimes he looks asian his eyes are pulled back so hard. He's had so many face lifts that the tissues of his face are stretched so tight, it looks like he's literally covered in dickskin. Someone who goes to this extent is way-the-fuck beyond obsessed. View Quote This , he's also doing his " Softspeak " routine along w/ the occasional whispering along with the yelling . He's trying to be the wise owl old man w/ no glasses. He's actually a fucking creep . |
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Hey Look that asshole has an asshole on his chin.
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Quoted: It never ceases to amaze me how half of GD literally can't function upon the sight of a completely average female. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: That chick really needs to do porn. It never ceases to amaze me how half of GD literally can't function upon the sight of a completely average female. The same ones who will literally eat shit.....and enjoy it. |
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Quoted: This and she’s definitely crazy. Sadly though. You’re right. Not being a fatty increases level of beauty a bit just because. Hard to find a decent woman who’s not insane or a fatty or already had multiple kids. I’d probably do better moving outside of Washington to find a sane one though. You lucked out with your lady. Pretty and sane. (Adding emphasis. I mean this in a polite and respectful way. She’s pretty awesome.) View Quote Still shocked she picked me! |
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Maybe he had an accident on the plane that was bad enough that they needed to change him out of his suit, and the tape they usually hide behind his tie that keeps his turkey neck under control came off too.
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Any "interview" of Biden where he seems remotely non-senile is a deep fake.
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Quoted: bruh. 87% of GD is doing donuts in their mom's basement right now on their jazzy scooters next to their pallets of 7.62x54R and their life size cardboard cutouts of Alex Jones and Donald Trump whilst exhausting their supply of distilled wudder for the old CPAP machine and screaming "MA!! THE MEATLOAF!! AND I NEED MORE MOUNTAIN DEW AND FLUSHABLE WIPES!!" View Quote That's a nice deflection from the fact that all you MGTOW tards/ass eaters come across like absolute virgins. |
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Quoted: My woman thinks it's just as disgusting as I do. Seriously, if tasting shit gets you hard, seek professional help. Or bratwurst. View Quote It's not about you sir, it's about her. I've never met a woman that didn't turn into the Bellagio fountain after proper application of tongue to anus. |
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Quoted: This chick is far from a mayo tanker, so I'm going to continue fantasizing about her from my basement. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Quoted: I can't help but look at the secret service guys and wonder how the fuck it is that they are true believers. What you're seeing here with the ballchinian is his weekly botox regimen wearing off. Or he's late getting a treatment. And God forbid anyone discovers this. I have a working theory that many of his sudden absences ("lids") are related to him needing to be out of public view so he can get injections on his face, and maintenance on his hair, etc. Don't forget how amazingly vain he is.... Ever see an 81 year old who doesn't need reading glasses? Like - EVER? His grotesque hair plug treatments all failed. He's bald in the back, but has transplanted hair in the front. Sometimes he looks asian his eyes are pulled back so hard. He's had so many face lifts that the tissues of his face are stretched so tight, it looks like he's literally covered in dickskin. Someone who goes to this extent is way-the-fuck beyond obsessed. View Quote Ha! And if Nancy Pelosi gets one more she’s gonna have a beard |
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Is that the new model T2000: The Sniffinator? |
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Quoted: Try it once. Your woman will thank you. Life's too short to be a selfish lover. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: No, I'll outright say it. Never have, never will, never been a deal-breaker. Something wrong with y'all.. or you're German, I won't judge. Try it once. Your woman will thank you. Life's too short to be a selfish lover. I don't know, man. Eating pussy is enough, and I love it almost as much as the ladies do. I can see how women love taking it up the booty, but I can't see how they like getting their bootyhole licked. The nerve endings are mostly inside, not outside. |
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The fuck is wrong with everybody? Instead of talking about how our "President" is a fucking skinwalker in a latex mask it's been 49% about dear Tiffany and 49% about ass eating.
Ironic thread is ironic, I guess. |
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Quoted: bruh. 87% of GD is doing donuts in their mom's basement right now on their jazzy scooters next to their pallets of 7.62x54R and their life size cardboard cutouts of Alex Jones and Donald Trump whilst exhausting their supply of distilled wudder for the old CPAP machine and screaming "MA!! THE MEATLOAF!! AND I NEED MORE MOUNTAIN DEW AND FLUSHABLE WIPES!!" View Quote You wipe your own ass? Gross, bro. That's what mom is for. |
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Quoted: I don't know, man. Eating pussy is enough, and I love it almost as much as the ladies do. I can see how women love taking it up the booty, but I can't see how they like getting their bootyhole licked. The nerve endings are mostly inside, not outside. View Quote The real art is getting the front and the back at the same time. |
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Quoted: The real art is getting the front and the back at the same time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I don't know, man. Eating pussy is enough, and I love it almost as much as the ladies do. I can see how women love taking it up the booty, but I can't see how they like getting their bootyhole licked. The nerve endings are mostly inside, not outside. The real art is getting the front and the back at the same time. Knock knock, get the door, it's bacterial vaginosis |
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Quoted: Gotta cut back somewhere, have you seen ammo prices? (this is where the bidet master race checks in) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: LightenUpFrancis Or maybe stop buying no-name single ply at the dollar store Gotta cut back somewhere, have you seen ammo prices? (this is where the bidet master race checks in) |
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