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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:10:59 PM EDT
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Have you been around lately? The average American woman doesn't look like that.

Most American women look like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag.
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i would wear drunk belligerent tiff like a gas mask.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:12:38 PM EDT
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I can't help but look at the secret service guys and wonder how the fuck it is that they are true believers.

What you're seeing here with the ballchinian is his weekly botox regimen wearing off. Or he's late getting a treatment.  

And God forbid anyone discovers this.

I have a working theory that many of his sudden absences ("lids") are related to him needing to be out of public view so he can get injections on his face, and maintenance on his hair, etc.

Don't forget how amazingly vain he is....  

Ever see an 81 year old who doesn't need reading glasses? Like - EVER?

His grotesque hair plug treatments all failed. He's bald in the back, but has transplanted hair in the front.

Sometimes he looks asian his eyes are pulled back so hard.

He's had so many face lifts that the tissues of his face are stretched so tight, it looks like he's literally covered in dickskin.  

Someone who goes to this extent is way-the-fuck beyond obsessed.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:13:27 PM EDT
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Hey, some people here think he actually won.
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Nevertrumpers I’m not sure who is worse Biden or never_trumpz
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:14:22 PM EDT
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Cut the guy some slack, people.  He lost a son in combat in Iraquistan, and another to a crack sniper in Malibustan.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:16:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:17:58 PM EDT
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70% of the US is overweight or obese...

Not being a fatty automatically makes someone above average.
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This and she’s definitely crazy.

Sadly though. You’re right. Not being a fatty increases level of beauty a bit just because.

Hard to find a decent woman who’s not insane or a fatty or already had multiple kids. I’d probably do better moving outside of Washington to find a sane one though. You lucked out with your lady. Pretty and sane. (Adding emphasis. I mean this in a polite and respectful way. She’s pretty awesome.)
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:33:42 PM EDT
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I can't help but look at the secret service guys and wonder how the fuck it is that they are true believers.

What you're seeing here with the ballchinian is his weekly botox regimen wearing off. Or he's late getting a treatment.  

And God forbid anyone discovers this.

I have a working theory that many of his sudden absences ("lids") are related to him needing to be out of public view so he can get injections on his face, and maintenance on his hair, etc.

Don't forget how amazingly vain he is....  

Ever see an 81 year old who doesn't need reading glasses? Like - EVER?

His grotesque hair plug treatments all failed. He's bald in the back, but has transplanted hair in the front.

Sometimes he looks asian his eyes are pulled back so hard.

He's had so many face lifts that the tissues of his face are stretched so tight, it looks like he's literally covered in dickskin.  

Someone who goes to this extent is way-the-fuck beyond obsessed.
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This ,      he's also doing his " Softspeak " routine along w/ the occasional whispering along with the yelling .  He's trying to be the wise owl old man w/ no glasses.   He's actually a fucking creep .
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:46:43 PM EDT
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Every time I see that chick from the plane I lose track of the discussion at hand and think about how I would enjoy boning her.
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Hell yeah
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:50:52 PM EDT
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He's a ballchinian, they're finally dropping
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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:51:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:53:12 PM EDT
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Hey Look that asshole has an asshole on his chin.  


Link Posted: 10/18/2023 9:53:42 PM EDT
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WTF is going on there?
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:01:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:04:44 PM EDT
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This and she’s definitely crazy.

Sadly though. You’re right. Not being a fatty increases level of beauty a bit just because.

Hard to find a decent woman who’s not insane or a fatty or already had multiple kids. I’d probably do better moving outside of Washington to find a sane one though. You lucked out with your lady. Pretty and sane. (Adding emphasis. I mean this in a polite and respectful way. She’s pretty awesome.)
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Still shocked she picked me!
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:07:10 PM EDT
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This is the simplified version.
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It never ceases me how half of GD literally can't function upon the sight of a completely average female.

This is the simplified version.


Both good points.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:16:13 PM EDT
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Bad rubber mask?
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:17:07 PM EDT
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Maybe he had an accident on the plane that was bad enough that they needed to change him out of his suit, and the tape they usually hide behind his tie that keeps his turkey neck under control came off too.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:18:38 PM EDT
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Any "interview" of Biden where he seems remotely non-senile is a deep fake.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:26:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:29:23 PM EDT
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He's a ballchinian, they're finally dropping
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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:32:45 PM EDT
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Very strange.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:35:27 PM EDT
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He doesn't have much longer.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:39:55 PM EDT
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bruh.

87% of GD is doing donuts in their mom's basement right now on their jazzy scooters next to their pallets of 7.62x54R and their life size cardboard cutouts of Alex Jones and Donald Trump whilst exhausting their supply of distilled wudder for the old CPAP machine and screaming "MA!!  THE MEATLOAF!! AND I NEED MORE MOUNTAIN DEW AND FLUSHABLE WIPES!!"
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That's a nice deflection from the fact that all you MGTOW tards/ass eaters come across like absolute virgins.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:44:48 PM EDT
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Body doubles are a thing nowadays.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:47:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:48:53 PM EDT
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That's a nice deflection from the fact that all you MGTOW tards/ass eaters come across like absolute virgins.
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Tell me you don't eat ass without telling me you don't eat ass.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:50:23 PM EDT
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Tell me you don't eat ass without telling me you don't eat ass.
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No, I'll outright say it. Never have, never will, never been a deal-breaker.  Something wrong with y'all.. or you're German,  I won't judge.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:51:04 PM EDT
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Still shocked she picked me!
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We all are.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:51:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:52:12 PM EDT
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No, I'll outright say it. Never have, never will, never been a deal-breaker.  Something wrong with y'all.. or you're German,  I won't judge.
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Try it once. Your woman will thank you.

Life's too short to be a selfish lover.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:55:31 PM EDT
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Try it once. Your woman will thank you.

Life's too short to be a selfish lover.
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My woman thinks it's just as disgusting as I do.  Seriously, if tasting shit gets you hard, seek professional help.  Or bratwurst.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:55:51 PM EDT
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Is his mask coming loose? F'n lizzad peeple!

Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:57:08 PM EDT
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My woman thinks it's just as disgusting as I do.  Seriously, if tasting shit gets you hard, seek professional help.  Or bratwurst.
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It's not about you sir, it's about her.

I've never met a woman that didn't turn into the Bellagio fountain after proper application of tongue to anus.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 10:59:34 PM EDT
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That chick really needs to do porn.
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Oh I’m real baby. It’s real baby. Can you feel me? Tell me I’m real
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:05:47 PM EDT
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This chick is far from a mayo tanker, so I'm going to continue fantasizing about her from my basement.
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Fair, fair.. but standards are important! Just because mayo tankers rule the Walmart parking lots doesn't mean we have to accept them as the new normal!


This chick is far from a mayo tanker, so I'm going to continue fantasizing about her from my basement.
Pics of basement?
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:06:22 PM EDT
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I can't help but look at the secret service guys and wonder how the fuck it is that they are true believers.

What you're seeing here with the ballchinian is his weekly botox regimen wearing off. Or he's late getting a treatment.  

And God forbid anyone discovers this.

I have a working theory that many of his sudden absences ("lids") are related to him needing to be out of public view so he can get injections on his face, and maintenance on his hair, etc.

Don't forget how amazingly vain he is....  

Ever see an 81 year old who doesn't need reading glasses? Like - EVER?

His grotesque hair plug treatments all failed. He's bald in the back, but has transplanted hair in the front.

Sometimes he looks asian his eyes are pulled back so hard.

He's had so many face lifts that the tissues of his face are stretched so tight, it looks like he's literally covered in dickskin.  

Someone who goes to this extent is way-the-fuck beyond obsessed.
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Ha! And if Nancy Pelosi gets one more she’s gonna have a beard
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:10:46 PM EDT
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Is that the new model T2000: The Sniffinator?
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:12:59 PM EDT
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My woman thinks it's just as disgusting as I do.  Seriously, if tasting shit gets you hard, seek professional help.  Or bratwurst.
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LightenUpFrancis

Or maybe stop buying no-name single ply at the dollar store
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:15:15 PM EDT
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Try it once. Your woman will thank you.

Life's too short to be a selfish lover.
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No, I'll outright say it. Never have, never will, never been a deal-breaker. Something wrong with y'all.. or you're German, I won't judge.

Try it once. Your woman will thank you.

Life's too short to be a selfish lover.

I don't know, man. Eating pussy is enough, and I love it almost as much as the ladies do.

I can see how women love taking it up the booty, but I can't see how they like getting their bootyhole licked. The nerve endings are mostly inside, not outside.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:18:03 PM EDT
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The fuck is wrong with everybody? Instead of talking about how our "President" is a fucking skinwalker in a latex mask it's been 49% about dear Tiffany and 49% about ass eating.

Ironic thread is ironic, I guess.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:19:56 PM EDT
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The fuck is wrong with everybody? Instead of talking about how our "President" is a fucking skinwalker in a latex mask it's been 49% about dear Tiffany and 49% about ass eating.

Ironic thread is ironic, I guess.
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When in Rome...
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:20:35 PM EDT
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The fuck is wrong with everybody? Instead of talking about how our "President" is a fucking skinwalker in a latex mask it's been 49% about dear Tiffany and 49% about ass eating.

Ironic thread is ironic, I guess.
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C’mon man, this is GD.
Get both
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:20:36 PM EDT
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The fuck is wrong with everybody? Instead of talking about how our "President" is a fucking skinwalker in a latex mask it's been 49% about dear Tiffany and 49% about ass eating.

Ironic thread is ironic, I guess.
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Welcome to the internet!
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:20:46 PM EDT
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bruh.

87% of GD is doing donuts in their mom's basement right now on their jazzy scooters next to their pallets of 7.62x54R and their life size cardboard cutouts of Alex Jones and Donald Trump whilst exhausting their supply of distilled wudder for the old CPAP machine and screaming "MA!!  THE MEATLOAF!! AND I NEED MORE MOUNTAIN DEW AND FLUSHABLE WIPES!!"
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You wipe your own ass? Gross, bro. That's what mom is for.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:21:42 PM EDT
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I don't know, man. Eating pussy is enough, and I love it almost as much as the ladies do.

I can see how women love taking it up the booty, but I can't see how they like getting their bootyhole licked. The nerve endings are mostly inside, not outside.
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The real art is getting the front and the back at the same time.
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:22:26 PM EDT
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LightenUpFrancis

Or maybe stop buying no-name single ply at the dollar store
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Gotta cut back somewhere, have you seen ammo prices?

(this is where the bidet master race checks in)
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:24:14 PM EDT
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The real art is getting the front and the back at the same time.
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I don't know, man. Eating pussy is enough, and I love it almost as much as the ladies do.

I can see how women love taking it up the booty, but I can't see how they like getting their bootyhole licked. The nerve endings are mostly inside, not outside.

The real art is getting the front and the back at the same time.

Knock knock, get the door, it's bacterial vaginosis
Link Posted: 10/18/2023 11:24:45 PM EDT
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Gotta cut back somewhere, have you seen ammo prices?

(this is where the bidet master race checks in)
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LightenUpFrancis

Or maybe stop buying no-name single ply at the dollar store

Gotta cut back somewhere, have you seen ammo prices?

(this is where the bidet master race checks in)

 
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