Over five thousand
years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel
"Pick up your
shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to
the
Promised
Land".
Nearly 75 years ago,
Roosevelt
said,
"Lay down your
shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,
this is the Promised
Land".
Now
Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the
price of
Camels and mortgaged the
Promised
Land.
Furthermore,
I was so depressed
last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the
wars, lost
jobs,
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...
I called the Suicide
Help Line. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I
was
suicidal.
They
all got excited and asked if I could drive a
truck.
