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Posted: 10/21/2011 5:40:06 PM EDT

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:41:44 PM EDT

[#1]

Neither "2" is lower so why didn't the other guy die??? Or did she hear "H2O2" from the other guy???

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:43:10 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

Neither "2" is lower so why didn't the other guy die??? Or did she hear "H2O2" from the other guy???

Sigh.

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:44:35 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Neither "2" is lower so why didn't the other guy die??? Or did she hear "H2O2" from the other guy???

Sigh.

Yeah, this is why we can't have nice things...

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:46:17 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:47:25 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Neither "2" is lower so why didn't the other guy die??? Or did she hear "H2O2" from the other guy???

Sigh.

Yeah, this is why we can't have nice things...

H2O2 is just hydrodgen peroxide. Sip ain't going to kill ya.

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:51:18 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Neither "2" is lower so why didn't the other guy die??? Or did she hear "H2O2" from the other guy???

Sigh.

Yeah, this is why we can't have nice things...

H2O2 is just hydrodgen peroxide. Sip ain't going to kill ya.

The H2O2 you use to frost your bangs is 3%, full strength will fuck you up.

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:51:33 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Neither "2" is lower so why didn't the other guy die??? Or did she hear "H2O2" from the other guy???

Sigh.

lol

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:52:54 PM EDT

[#8]

Was banging this nice
lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It’s my
husband! Quick, try the back door!”

Thinking back, I really should have run – but you don’t get offers
like that every day.

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:55:31 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”
Thinking back, I really should have run – but you don’t get offers like that every day.

Nice save! Let's see the chemists have a problem with that one.

Posted: 10/21/2011 5:55:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”
Thinking back, I really should have run – but you don’t get offers like that every day.

Posted: 10/21/2011 6:03:23 PM EDT

[#11]

Do you know why men in a relationship are smarter then single men??

Because they get to plug it into a know it all ever once and a wile...

Posted: 10/22/2011 6:40:30 AM EDT

[#12]

Sorry for not
calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching
the fuck out of this idiot at a party. In my defense…when you hear an Arab
counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.

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