Posted: 6/21/2004 6:03:40 PM EDT
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>Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the >other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American >sat down in the aisle seat. > >After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was >settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get >a beer". > >"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for >you". > >As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat >in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks >good, I'd really like one, too". Again, the American obligingly went to >fetch it. > >While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it >too. When the Am erican returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. > >As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and >knew immediately what had happened. > >"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? >This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This >spitting in shoes...... pissing in beers?" 
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