Posted: 3/26/2014 10:07:00 AM EDT
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Damn nature, you scary! |
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Apparently that's the result of a Blue Falcon mating with a Buffalo. |
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Quoted: Damn nature, you scary! Quoted: Damn nature, you scary! Looks more asshole-ish to me.
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Every time I see this I crack up. 
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Blue falcons..... They're everywhere. |
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A buffalo named ... Shane. |
I had a client who was in the police station. He came voluntarily, refused to give a statement then said "you said I'm free to go" and started to walk out. He managed to get into the lobby when someone opened the locked door to the back area and an police officer yelled "you're under arrest!" He ran out the door and ran up and down the street that the police station was on, chased by the guys who happened to be in the building at the time, like a 50 something 50 pound plus overweight detective (great guy but slow as molasses). They chased him around, even up and down a fire escape, for awhile. Then a patrol car pulled up with the one officer who ran marathons and coached the high school track team He chased my guy right to the cop who used to own the karate studio in town, he fricking fish hooked the guy in the nose
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I was in court one time and a yout bailed out of the jury box where the prisoners were sitting and ran out and down the stairs.
We heard a loud boom, and thought some deputy had shot him. What we heard was him going through the glass door after missing the push bar. There was a puddle of blood and a 4" round piece of scalp and hair on the ground.. They found him two blocks away with low oil pressure and a nice shiny bit of skull shining through. |
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Quoted: I had a client who was in the police station. He came voluntarily, refused to give a statement then said "you said I'm free to go" and started to walk out. He managed to get into the lobby when someone opened the locked door to the back area and an police officer yelled "you're under arrest!" He ran out the door and ran up and down the street that the police station was on, chased by the guys who happened to be in the building at the time, like a 50 something 50 pound plus overweight detective (great guy but slow as molasses). They chased him around, even up and down a fire escape, for awhile. Then a patrol car pulled up with the one officer who ran marathons and coached the high school track team He chased my guy right to the cop who used to own the karate studio in town, he fricking fish hooked the guy in the nose |
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"I don't have to run faster than the wolves. I just have to run faster than you." |
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I was in court one time and a yout bailed out of the jury box where the prisoners were sitting and ran out and down the stairs. We heard a loud boom, and thought some deputy had shot him. What we heard was him going through the glass door after missing the push bar. There was a puddle of blood and a 4" round piece of scalp and hair on the ground.. They found him two blocks away with low oil pressure and a nice shiny bit of skull shining through. Yeah... you can bleed to death from that. 
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I was in court one time and a yout bailed out of the jury box where the prisoners were sitting and ran out and down the stairs. We heard a loud boom, and thought some deputy had shot him. What we heard was him going through the glass door after missing the push bar. There was a puddle of blood and a 4" round piece of scalp and hair on the ground.. They found him two blocks away with low oil pressure and a nice shiny bit of skull shining through. LOL |