Posted: 11/2/2004 7:23:59 AM EDT
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How many of you, when finished making your selections on your electronic ballots, waited a moment, offered up a silent prayer for W's victory, and then mashed the flashing red VOTE button with conviction? I did! 
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Well, I didn't until after I pushed the button. Does that count? |
NO! Way to go, ASSHOLE!  
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No, but I did sacrifice a goat and a morning glory bush in the backyard this morning in deferance to the election gods. |
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I prayed when I woke up. I prayed in the car. I prayed in line. I prayed before I hit the button. I prayed after I hit the button. I prayed in the car again. I prayed at work. I'll pray some more after work, and then again tonight. Keep praying. (And yes, I hit that button with conviction!!!) |
Dude, WHATEVER works!
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I wanted to make double-sure I had voted right, and there was a line behind me, and I didn't want my vote to be a pregnant electric button, and I had to get to work, and, and, 
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