[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Katy Perry Getting Divorced! (Page 1 of 5)
Posted: 12/30/2011 11:04:24 AM EDT
I was hoping for this, now's my chance! 
LOS ANGELES –– Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting a divorce, the British comedian told The Associated Press Friday. "Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends," said Brand, 36, offering no other details. http://www.sacbee.com/2011/12/30/4153121/apnewsbreak-russell-brand-katy.html |
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Just clicked on this hoping for cleavage pics, then got a look at whatshisname and that guy looks like he needs a punch to the face. I don't know what it is, but he's got a face that makes me dislike him instantly... Almost as bad as the lead singer for Violent Fems (I quit listening to them for years after seeing their picture online somewhere)
I wouldn't want to put up with Katy's BS, but I'd like to take her for a test drive (I mean that in a sexual manner) |
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Get in line fucker  You want sloppy seconds after that guy? It snaps right back into shape ya know. Russel ain't done much damage to that anyhow.... He probably hits it like a 16 year old boy for the first time, and thinks cunnilingus is gross! 
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Any woman that would marry Russell Brand or similar types of men is the type of woman to stay far away from. That's a boring way to live, man. I think a woman like that is why god made tracphones and fake ID's. Ride the roller coaster 'til it stops being fun, then ditch the phone, ID, and relationship in a convenient truck stop trashcan somewhere far away. |
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Get in line fucker You want sloppy seconds after that guy? The line starts BEHIND me  ........ I'd fuck through you to get to her. 
Yeah after second thought, I dont want any of you sick bastards behind me while Im plowing Katy
Especially if you're gonna keep bleaching your asshole. |
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She is absolutely the most womanly woman I have ever seen. I would consider marrying her, but I'm sure she has pointy elbows or a third nipple. I think that she has enough of her own money that she could fix the problems with herself that you find annoying. |
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She is absolutely the most womanly woman I have ever seen. I would consider marrying her, but I'm sure she has pointy elbows or a third nipple. I think that she has enough of her own money that she could fix the problems with herself that you find annoying. That.... And support me (us) while I stayed at home with the kids and surfed Arfcom/
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