[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Katy Perry drunk (Page 1 of 2)
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I'd probably hit that if she asked really nice. http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg Doable, but DAMMMMMMMMMN dem knees is knobby, and not up to my supermodel standards. Bathe her and bring her to me for further inspection, and possibly a midnight pump-n-dump |
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I'd probably hit that if she asked really nice. http://funmozar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/katy-perry-without-makeup-02.jpg 
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I'd probably hit that if she asked really nice. http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg IBTL -- too much skin showing. |
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I'd like to party with her. Yeah, she was a clown during the picks but she was funny as hell. Corso was confused and Herbie was trying to keep it professional but you could tell he was about to bust out laughing his ass off.
I still have no fucking idea what the corndogs were about though. I wonder if the Oklahoma QB called her? |
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Whoever asked that stupid bitch to be on College Gameday needs to be punched in the head. Better than when they ask random ass rappers to come onto first take. No I dont care what lil wayne and bun b have to say about sports. That used to be one of my favorite shows back when it was jay Crawford and dana Jacobs. Now they try to do the whole hip hop thing and its unwatchable. |
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I'm guessing that you don't have enormous breasts? (and I'm not talking about man boobs) Quoted:
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The last time I threw a beer bottle onto a bar floor, nobody laughed and cheered . The bouncer thumped my noggin. I'm guessing that you don't have enormous breasts? (and I'm not talking about man boobs) I had some, but then she left the bar in a huff. |
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Quoted: LSU fans smell like corndogs. Quoted: Quoted: I still have no fucking idea what the corndogs were about though. LSU fans smell like corndogs. |
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College Game Day is going to StarkVegas this weekend. There's no comparison between the two venues. If MSU can get Will Ferrell to be the guest picker and do his cowbell routine, we may be in for way more uncomfortable moments than this past weekend at Ole Miss.
I know someone has to be working on the "IN" .gif of KP... |
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College Game Day is going to StarkVegas this weekend. There's no comparison between the two venues. If MSU can get Will Ferrell to be the guest picker and do his cowbell routine, we may be in for way more uncomfortable moments than this past weekend at Ole Miss. I know someone has to be working on the "IN" .gif of KP... For some reason I think the powers that be at ESPN/ABC won't let that happen. |
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I'd like to party with her. Yeah, she was a clown during the picks but she was funny as hell. Corso was confused and Herbie was trying to keep it professional but you could tell he was about to bust out laughing his ass off. I still have no fucking idea what the corndogs were about though. I wonder if the Oklahoma QB called her? LSU fans are called corn dogs. A few years ago, an auburn fan penned an epic diatribe about how all lsu fans smell like corn dogs and it stuck with them. |
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... Why, WTF? Your nose would then smell like poop. Poop that you couldn't discern from John McCain's Quoted:
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Id wear her ass like a scuba mask. ... Why, WTF? Your nose would then smell like poop. Poop that you couldn't discern from John McCain's YOU might not be able to discern it...Clarice. |
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... Why, WTF? Your nose would then smell like poop. Poop that you couldn't discern from John McCain's Quoted:
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Id wear her ass like a scuba mask. ... Why, WTF? Your nose would then smell like poop. Poop that you couldn't discern from John McCain's 
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I'd probably hit that if she asked really nice. http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg My mare had prettier legs than that. Matter of fact, she had a prettier face, too. |
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1) She was right 2) She's better than Kenny Chesney Quoted:
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Whoever asked that stupid bitch to be on College Gameday needs to be punched in the head. 1) She was right 2) She's better than Kenny Chesney The only one to get it right. After the game people were yelling, "GOD BLESS KATY PERRY!" I wonder how hungover she was performing in Memphis on Sunday night. |
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I'd probably hit that if she asked really nice. http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg 
Gross Fuck that You can find 10x better women at any decent corporate office of college campus |
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She does nothing for me... maybe it was the Obama dress. I agree. never understood the enfatuation with her. Maybe it is because i like pretty faces and nice legs (and butts) more than some chick with big boobs. I dont consider myself that picky either. |
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I'd probably hit that if she asked really nice. http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg thats a sobering pic |
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She had fun with it. Did not take herself to seriously. Flirted with Hebstreit and made him blush.Trolled LSU fans hard, Picked correctly. All the she does nothing for me/not gonna age well/too pointy elbows/cannot sing people are so typical of the GD crowd. I cannot post the best Katy Perry haters in gif in GD...lovely boobs in bikinis not allowed. 
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I'd probably hit that if she asked really nice. http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg Looks like she's about to drop her pants and take a dump. Must be out behind the trailer. |