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9/29/2004 6:02:45 AM EDT


Mine:

"You know Senator, if you want to blend in with the common folks, you ough to actually try DRINKING that beer.  Oh, and lose the lipstick for pete's sake, ya friggin homo! "

-or-

"This is a great game!  You know, I just visited LAMBERT field last week!"

9/29/2004 6:10:47 AM EDT
[#1]
Look closely...Kerry's hand is moving up...given his limb length, and his body position, I think he just had his hand on the dude's forearm. The two cowboy hats leaning over the bar in the foreground are the dude's buddies who are there to back him up for the ass whooping that is about to take place.  The dude does not take kindly to drunken homo advances on him.
9/29/2004 6:13:19 AM EDT
[#2]
"What's with the cowboy hats?"
"Whatya mean this is Texas?  My manager told me we were in New Jersey."

or-

Kerry waits on his strawberry daiquiri as he chats with regulars in the Tres Gay nightclub.
9/29/2004 6:15:48 AM EDT
[#3]
9/29/2004 6:17:12 AM EDT
[#4]


This one time, at band camp...
9/29/2004 6:17:29 AM EDT
[#5]
oom-pa

loom-pa

doop-ity

do

ive got

another

puzzle

for

you!

9/29/2004 6:18:44 AM EDT
[#6]
GAY BAR ALERT!!!!!!

-LS
9/29/2004 6:26:08 AM EDT
[#7]
It was at a bar in Spring Green WI...he is/was staying there prepping for the debates...it was a PR thing for him to mingle with the common people at a shithole bar and watch the Packers play. He had a lot of nerve, or just stupidity showing up for a game after calling it....Lambert Field. In these parts, that could get you lynched...too bad he has secret service to protect him.
9/29/2004 6:30:20 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
It was at a bar in Spring Green WI...he is/was staying there prepping for the debates...it was a PR thing for him to mingle with the common people at a shithole bar and watch the Packers play. He had a lot of nerve, or just stupidity showing up for a game after calling it....Lambert Field. In these parts, that could get you lynched...too bad he has secret service to protect him.



Even scarier than the Secret Service, he has two lesbian bodyguards directly behind him.
9/29/2004 6:32:23 AM EDT
[#9]
9/29/2004 6:33:21 AM EDT
[#10]



sKerry: "Do you know that I actually voted for the $87Billion before voting against it..."

gay friend: "Can I give you an an_l cream pie?"
9/29/2004 6:34:18 AM EDT
[#11]


And If I use this hand, it feels like a stranger!
9/29/2004 6:39:11 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/denderwuz/ORANGE.jpg






9/29/2004 7:13:08 AM EDT
[#13]
Awww, you are too SWEET, but I don't toss salad with someone I just met.....
9/29/2004 7:17:14 AM EDT
[#14]
Where can I see a real photo of Kerry's "orange tan"? I heard Hannity talking about it yesterday, but couldn't find anything on his site......
9/29/2004 8:01:33 AM EDT
[#15]
This is how I would rub your ass.
9/29/2004 8:41:33 AM EDT
[#16]
"Heiolo SHiir, I'mmm a Drunkin Irisshhhman, und I want to be Preshident, wood you vote feeer mee?!"
9/29/2004 8:45:23 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
"Heiolo SHiir, I'mmm a Drunkin Irisshhhman, und I want to be Preshident, wood you vote feeer mee?!"



That would require him to drink...  
9/29/2004 8:47:09 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm looking for the gay vote.

What can I do for you, or more to the point to you to ensure this?