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4/27/2012 9:22:20 AM EDT
Lets say you are very wealthy and one of your family members was kidnapped. They call, ask for a ransom and tell you not to call the police. If you do call they say they will kill them. Do you notify the police?
4/27/2012 9:23:18 AM EDT
[#1]

How much do I like this family member?  
4/27/2012 9:24:29 AM EDT
[#2]
MIL kidnapped?

"Dialing 911 now...."
4/27/2012 9:24:33 AM EDT
[#3]
I dispatch hitmen to the families of the kidnappers and mail them severed fingers and ears.
4/27/2012 9:24:39 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:

How much do I like this family member?  


lol like a child
4/27/2012 9:41:25 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
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How much do I like this family member?  


lol like a child


Young child, like when they are cute, or a teenager?
4/27/2012 9:42:33 AM EDT
[#6]



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How much do I like this family member?  




lol like a child




Young child, like when they are cute, or a teenager?


I know my parents would have paid the ransom if the kidnappers promised to keep me when I was a teenager.



 
4/27/2012 9:43:43 AM EDT
[#7]
Teenagers and in laws, they are going to have to pay me to take them back.
4/27/2012 9:44:11 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
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How much do I like this family member?  


lol like a child


Still need more info

What kind of child?
a) screaming stinky poop machine that keeps me from getting a good night's rest
b) cute and adorable 10 year old
c) whiny and sullen teen that is always getting into trouble and just crashed my car

4/27/2012 9:44:39 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:

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How much do I like this family member?  


lol like a child


Young child, like when they are cute, or a teenager?

I know my parents would have paid the ransom if the kidnappers promised to keep me when I was a teenager.
 


QFT.

In all seriousness though OP, I think you have to contact LEO (FBI).  I'm sure theres data out there somewhere to support LEO having much greater success resolving (in a positive way) abductions.  (not the Alien kind)
4/27/2012 9:45:08 AM EDT
[#10]
Contact the mob. I'd want them dead not in jail.
4/27/2012 9:45:58 AM EDT
[#11]
How do you take the word of a kidnapper and not call the police?
4/27/2012 9:46:32 AM EDT
[#12]
If I didn't like them, call the police. Otherwise, call this guy.

4/27/2012 9:47:52 AM EDT
[#13]
Odds are that if they're serious about killing them then they're going to kill them regardless of what you choose to do.
I say call the cops or keep the money and pen a nice eulogy.
4/27/2012 9:48:27 AM EDT
[#14]
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
 
4/27/2012 9:49:02 AM EDT
[#15]
I don't have any family members but if they took one of my dags then I'd go Liam Neeson on their ass.
4/27/2012 9:49:44 AM EDT
[#16]
It depends if I am listed in their will.
4/27/2012 9:50:00 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I dispatch hitmen to the families of the kidnappers and mail them severed fingers and ears.


4/27/2012 9:50:35 AM EDT
[#18]
This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QJoV6_o5mU&feature=related

4/27/2012 9:53:21 AM EDT
[#19]


Came here to post that.  Funny movie and clip embedded below:

4/27/2012 9:54:04 AM EDT
[#20]
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. "

I won't tell them I'm really a draftsman.
4/27/2012 9:54:34 AM EDT
[#21]
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Came here to post that.  Funny movie and clip embedded below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QJoV6_o5mU&feature=related


I just netflixed that about 2 weeks ago.  That movie is still funny as fuck.  "I'M ROBBING YOU!"
4/27/2012 10:00:12 AM EDT
[#22]
Agree to the terms
Set up the exchange
Bring friends with rifles
Kill bad guys as best we can
Go to a drag race or something to celebrate
4/27/2012 10:04:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Agree to the terms
Set up the exchange
Bring friends with rifles
Kill bad guys as best we can
Go to a drag race or something to celebrate


Ammo is expensive, you paying? Treating them to the races?
4/27/2012 10:07:02 AM EDT
[#24]
This is the conclusive ransom report for Mr. Pierre Lenoir. Location, Chechnya. Result, positive.

 
4/27/2012 10:07:58 AM EDT
[#25]
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Came here to post that.  Funny movie and clip embedded below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QJoV6_o5mU&feature=related


I just netflixed that about 2 weeks ago.  That movie is still funny as fuck.  "I'M ROBBING YOU!"


I love this scene about wrong numbers:

4/27/2012 10:59:16 AM EDT
[#26]
Just ask yourself, what would Tywin Lannister do?






 
4/27/2012 11:03:54 AM EDT
[#27]




Quoted:

If I didn't like them, call the police. Otherwise, call this guy.



http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0cIOgJli2Wj0ynIK9G1_HPhCxuy_zHweLBJ50b99XK62EDrCKKQ




No shit call Creasy and have him paint a masterpiece.
4/27/2012 2:53:28 PM EDT
[#28]
If I were that rich, I would probably be able to contact some real professionals that would recover my family member and clean up the rest of the situation.