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5/10/2006 5:14:31 PM EDT
I missed the first four seasons of 24 and have been watching them over the last month.  Just finished season 1 and almost finished with season 2.

Geez, could this girl have any worse luck?  First she gets kidnapped, her friend is killed, she is turned over to terrorists, her mom is raped, her dad rescues her, then she returns to her kidnapper, is detained, then arrested.

Then she gets beaten up by her employer not once, not twice, but three times.  Then she is arrested on suspicion of murder and car theft.  She sets a police vehicle on fire, then flees into the woods where she gets ensnared by a cougar trap.  She's then semi-kidnapped by Johnny Drama.  She finds out that her dad is going to die, then gets caught up in a liquor store robbery.

And on top of all that, she's a dumb twat.
5/10/2006 5:16:22 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
I missed the first four seasons of 24 and have been watching them over the last month.  Just finished season 1 and almost finished with season 2.

Geez, could this girl have any worse luck?  First she gets kidnapped, her friend is killed, she is turned over to terrorists, her mom is raped, her dad rescues her, then she returns to her kidnapper, is detained, then arrested.

Then she gets beaten up by her employer not once, not twice, but three times.  Then she is arrested on suspicion of murder and car theft.  She sets a police vehicle on fire, then flees into the woods where she gets ensnared by a cougar trap.  She's then semi-kidnapped by Johnny Drama.  She finds out that her dad is going to die, then gets caught up in a liquor store robbery.

And on top of all that, she's a dumb twat.



Actually, it happens to her BECAUSE she is dumber than a box of hammers.
5/10/2006 5:16:42 PM EDT
[#2]
You forgot that she is hot.
5/10/2006 5:18:09 PM EDT
[#3]

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You forgot that she is hot.



That is her lone redeeming quality.  When she was in Johnny Drama's bathroom in season 2...WOW!  Gotta love erect nipples.
5/10/2006 5:19:06 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

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You forgot that she is hot.



That is her lone redeeming quality.  When she was in Johnny Drama's bathroom in season 2...WOW!  Gotta love erect nipples.


It does PEAK your interest.
5/10/2006 5:19:28 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
I missed the first four seasons of 24 and have been watching them over the last month.  Just finished season 1 and almost finished with season 2.

Geez, could this girl have any worse luck?  First she gets kidnapped, her friend is killed, she is turned over to terrorists, her mom is raped, her dad rescues her, then she returns to her kidnapper, is detained, then arrested.

Then she gets beaten up by her employer not once, not twice, but three times.  Then she is arrested on suspicion of murder and car theft.  She sets a police vehicle on fire, then flees into the woods where she gets ensnared by a cougar trap.  She's then semi-kidnapped by Johnny Drama.  She finds out that her dad is going to die, then gets caught up in a liquor store robbery.

And on top of all that, she's a dumb twat.




Violation of COC #26:

Discussion of Kim Bauer and not posting pics.

I sentence you to only shooting Indian surplus ammo for the next six months.
5/10/2006 5:22:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Kim Bauer is not 'Hot'.

She is annoying and I wish a terrorist or the writers would kill off her character.

I am only on season 3 and I am tired of her.

5/10/2006 5:22:58 PM EDT
[#7]
You also forgot that in Season II when they are in the hospital with the little girl (Megan I think) you can see straight through her shirt to her tits.

5/10/2006 5:28:16 PM EDT
[#8]

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You also forgot that in Season II when they are in the hospital with the little girl (Megan I think) you can see straight through her shirt to her tits.

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/24/your24/images/sexiest_female.jpg



Great, now I'm going to have to go back and rewatch that.
5/10/2006 5:32:01 PM EDT
[#9]

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Actually, it happens to her BECAUSE she is dumber than a box of hammers.



Hammers can't be that stupid.

Her stupidity is so chronic and pervasive that it cannot overcome her hotness. I hope her Psychologist-friend ends up removing her from the 24 franchise.
5/10/2006 5:33:46 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Actually, it happens to her BECAUSE she is dumber than a box of hammers.



Hammers can't be that stupid.

Her stupidity is so chronic and pervasive that it cannot overcome her hotness. I hope her Psychologist-friend ends up removing her from the 24 franchise.



While watching 24, I only take bio breaks during Kim scenes. Her industrial-strength stupid grates on me to no end...
5/10/2006 5:40:20 PM EDT
[#11]
Kim Bauer: Hot, but amazingly stupid. Needs to go.

Terri Bauer: Hot, and generally level-headed (other than the 'I think we lost them, let me get out and check' bit)

Nina Myers: Hot and crafty. Evil as well, but hey, who are we to judge?

Michelle Dessler: Super hot. I mourned when her boobs were removed from the series when she was killed.

Kate Warner: Hot. Seemed sort of slow, but I could deal with that.

Marie Warner: Hot, insane. Could be a fun combo.

Audrey Heller: Hot, needs to learn to look the other way when Jack is working.

Chloe O'Brian: Goofy looking, but I'd hit it.
5/10/2006 5:47:20 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You also forgot that in Season II when they are in the hospital with the little girl (Megan I think) you can see straight through her shirt to her tits.

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/24/your24/images/sexiest_female.jpg



Great, now I'm going to have to go back and rewatch that.



Oh yeah also in the one of the episodes in Season II when she is in the fallout shelther of the dude's basement, you get some more tit-o'es. I think its the episode when the bomb actually goes off.
5/10/2006 5:54:28 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
You also forgot that in Season II when they are in the hospital with the little girl (Megan I think) you can see straight through her shirt to her tits.

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/24/your24/images/sexiest_female.jpg



Great, now I'm going to have to go back and rewatch that.



Oh yeah also in the one of the episodes in Season II when she is in the fallout shelther of the dude's basement, you get some more tit-o'es. I think its the episode when the bomb actually goes off.



That was what I was referring to above.

As for the hot gals of 24, I think Michelle takes top prize.  Palmer's aide from season 1 who stabbed Alexis Drazen was also fucking HOT.  Nothing like a fiery redhead.
5/10/2006 6:02:32 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Kim Bauer: Hot, but amazingly stupid. Needs to go.

Terri Bauer: Hot, and generally level-headed (other than the 'I think we lost them, let me get out and check' bit)

Nina Myers: Hot and crafty. Evil as well, but hey, who are we to judge?

Michelle Dessler: Super hot. I mourned when her boobs were removed from the series when she was killed.

Kate Warner: Hot. Seemed sort of slow, but I could deal with that.

Marie Warner: Hot, insane. Could be a fun combo.

Audrey Heller: Hot, needs to learn to look the other way when Jack is working.

Chloe O'Brian: Goofy looking, but I'd hit it.


I think Nina has been my favorite - she just had it together.
5/10/2006 6:13:26 PM EDT
[#15]
She is really hot but needs to be cut out of the script.
5/10/2006 6:14:16 PM EDT
[#16]
What is the name of the bitch that poisoned President Palmer and then kipnapped Tony in season 4?  Now that bitch is HAWT
5/10/2006 6:20:49 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
What is the name of the bitch that poisoned President Palmer and then kipnapped Tony in season 4?  Now that bitch is HAWT



Mandy!
5/10/2006 6:20:54 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
What is the name of the bitch that poisoned President Palmer and then kipnapped Tony in season 4?  Now that bitch is HAWT



Mandy! Damn, how could I forget her? Super-hot, has her act together.
5/10/2006 6:36:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Well you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away, oh Mandy
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Mandy