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State execution?
A food I'm allergic to that would require medical attention and postpone the execution. We can't kill him, he's sick. |
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Quoted: State execution? A food I'm allergic to that would require medical attention and postpone the execution. We can't kill him, he's sick. View Quote Not being allergic to anything hinders this option for me. Second best option-eat something that would make me welcome death after eating. White Castle jalapeño cheese Sliders. Plus, if the manner of execution is electrocution, I'll likely explode at the first spark, so I'd have that going for me. |
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A McRib and a Shamrock Shake. Since they're not available at the same time...
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I’m cheap.
A slice of pepperoni pizza A bbq brisket platter from Dixie Bones (local bbq joint) A bowl of bryer’s mint chocolate chip ice cream |
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Not really related but do you guys know about the story of Triboulet !? Jester of François 1er
Talk about facing death ! Wonder what he would have requested for his last meal Triboulet once came to the Monarch with a complaint. Triboulet: "A noble has threatened to hang me!" The Monarch: "Don't worry! If he hangs you I'll have him beheaded fifteen minutes later." Triboulet: "Well, would it be possible to behead him 15 minutes before?"[citation needed] Once, Triboulet could not contain himself and slapped Francis I on the bum, to the enjoyment of the surrounding nobles. The monarch lost his temper and threatened to execute Triboulet. A bit later, the monarch calmed down a little and promised to forgive Triboulet if he could think of an apology more insulting than the offending deed. A few seconds later, Triboulet responded: "I'm so sorry, your majesty, that I didn't recognize you! I mistook you for the Queen!"[2] Finally, Triboulet's tongue got the better of him, and Francis I ordered that he be put to death for once again violating his order not to make jokes about the queen and her courtiers. As he had served him particularly well for many years, the king granted Triboulet the right to choose how he would die. Triboulet, with his sharp mind, said the following (translated from the original French): "Good sire, by Saint Goody Two Shoes and Saint Fatty, patrons of insanity, I ask to die from old age." Having no other choice than to laugh, the king ordered that Triboulet not be executed but instead be banished from the realm.[3][4] |
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I doubt anything coming out of the prison kitchen is going to be anything worth getting excited about
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Sauerkraut.
It would continue to ferment in my guts and cause a big mess for some poor schlub to clean up. Last great act of defiance. |
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Large Filet Mignon, Oscar with lump crab not a crab cake.
Lobster Mac Roasted Brussel sprouts Ice cold Stella's in An ice bucket |
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Fried boneless pork chops 3/4" thick, mashed taters swimmin in butter n salt, corn on the cob the same way, cornbread in a cast iron skillet (none of that sweet shit and I'll need moar BUTTER), sweet tea and either homemade apple pie or strawberries and whipped cream.
Holy shit, now I'm HUNGRY. |
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chicken and dumplings
green beans mashed taters cornbread sweet tea |
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Condor slow roasted over moon rocks.
That should buy me some time. |
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FRY LAMB'S BRAIN / HOW TO COOK LAMB'S BRAIN |
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Japanese Wagyu beef
Chicken Fried Steak with mashed taters/gravy Sautéed green beans with bacon Garlic fried rice Couple deep fried Snickers for dessert Real sugar Dr. Pepper to drink, ice cold |
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Don't care what we eat, as long as it's with family and friends enjoying my last meal together.
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Lobster, shrimp and crab legs, all of which would promptly end my life.
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Probably not much since I would not want to shit it up all over myself when they turn on the juice
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About a 2" thick Porterhouse, Medium Rare on an open flame, with some cream cheese Yukon Mashed potatoes, some steamed lemon butter broccoli and about four ICE FUCKING COLD Ketel One martinis Extra Dirty.
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Steak,Lobster and Shrimp
or Biscuits and Gravy ask me 20mins from now and it might be something different |
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Fugu liver improperly prepared by Bubba the MosinMangler.
I'd share it with the warden, my guards, and every other person on Death Row. |
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A5 wagyu ribeye or filet topped with fresh butter seared morel mushroom, Alaskan King crab legs, monster prawns, scallops. Maybe toss in a few oysters, calamari, escargot. I like seafood and fatty steaks.
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20 sack of White Castle if I’m going for the blowout.
Steak, green beans, potato, French silk pie. Peanut butter sandwich and a half grapefruit if I want to die before they schedule me to. |
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Some Xanax for an appetizer to calm me, then. . .
24 oz. med/rare prime Black Angus Prime rib from the large end with a crusty herb/garlic rub, Au-jus and horseradish sauce about 20 extra large tempura prawns with several dipping choices (tartar sauce, teriyaki sauce, chinese mustard) a pint of coleslaw (Chick-fil-A's recipe) a couple pints of good micro brewed 6% beer (not ale) a stack of chocolate covered crunchy old fashioned donuts and Tillamook vanilla ice cream with black coffee I wouldn't eat much 24 hours beforehand to make sure I was hungry. |
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I have thought about this. Steak, lobster, etc is an easy pick.
But I think my choice would be good fried chicken, mashed potatoes and corn on the cob. |
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Prime Rib, medium rare.
Baked potato, sour cream & butter Steam, spiced shrimp A case of Heineken |
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Raw cuttlefish and cow brain tacos. Followed by dirty mop water and underwear drippings.
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I’ve always answered this the same way.
Fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, corn, and buttermilk biscuits. |
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Prime Rib medium rare with Lobster and Creamed Spinach
1-1/2 dozen Oysters Rockefeller Louisiana Large Boiled Crawfish with corn, mushrooms and sausage Fettuccine Alfredo with crawfish and shrimp Diet Coke and 3 Black Russians When I wake up I’m ready to go |
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What's the name of that Korean dish that gets buried in the ground for like a hundred years? I'll have some of that. It takes a while - you better get started on it now. In the meantime, I'll have a burger and fries.
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