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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:03:45 AM EDT
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Olive oil.
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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:03:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:03:54 AM EDT
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Gas tank cap for a Toro lawn mower.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:04:06 AM EDT
[#4]
A spool of PLA filament and a 500ml bottle of resin (3d printing supplies).

Resin is as least "not good for you", so I could use as a chemical weapon
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:04:15 AM EDT
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Silicone muffin top pan. I’m going to die aren’t I?

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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:04:37 AM EDT
[#6]
Dashcam mount and 4 USB C adapters for USB micro cables.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:05:06 AM EDT
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Rubber dog turds. Seriously, it’s being delivered today.
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Is it being shipped from Hong Kong?
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:05:35 AM EDT
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Hook and loop backing plates for a Makita orbital. I'll frisbee your jaw off I guess.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:05:58 AM EDT
[#9]
A window air conditioner and 4 boxes of high-protein cereal.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:06:26 AM EDT
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I’m chucking a bulk pack of AA batteries
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:06:38 AM EDT
[#11]
SEM trim black spray paint.  Not the worst weapon to take into battle.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:06:43 AM EDT
[#12]
Logitec mouse.

Worst.weapon.ever.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:07:10 AM EDT
[#13]
Last thing ordered, and delivered, from Amazon was a Mora Garberg, and “Crisis Preparedness Handbook”.

Not too bad.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:07:14 AM EDT
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I will slay my enemies with my paper PH test strips. They will sour in death!

Edit: I ditched prime when the jacked up their price so I have to find crap like test strips to get my orders up to 25 bucks to get free shipping.
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I will say, another reason we ditched, besides their politics, is that I was consistently finding that if I go to the vendor, listed on Amazon, they would have equal or better pricing and still have free shipping.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:07:54 AM EDT
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Looks like I shall be better armed than most.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:07:58 AM EDT
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A chalk ball. I guess I could try to blind the enemy with it.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:08:00 AM EDT
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Last thing I ordered……a usb webcam

Last thing I received……Nintendo wii hdmi conversion adapter.

I won’t make it long with either.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:08:11 AM EDT
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Cinnamon capsules.
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LoL
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:08:16 AM EDT
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A clutch cable and a set of spark plugs for a 2005 VStar Silverado. Could be worse.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:08:47 AM EDT
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An alternator.  I’m sure it would leave a mark on someone’s grape.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:08:54 AM EDT
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Well, technically we're all going to die.

You just jumped to the head of the line.

Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:09:08 AM EDT
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Last thing I bought (I use like 3 times a year) was a 7” black antenna for my new Jeep Gladiator.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:10:13 AM EDT
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Is it being shipped from Hong Kong?
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Top Gun Quote - You'll Be Flying A Cargo Plane Full of Rubber Dog Shit
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:11:57 AM EDT
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Fuel filter for my old 7.3 diesel and some 1-3N batteries.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:11:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:12:34 AM EDT
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Shit


Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:13:10 AM EDT
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Man, I lucked out. Just bought a new pocket knife. Prepare to die, losers.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:14:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:14:31 AM EDT
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Damnit
Almost had a good one
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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:15:49 AM EDT
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Olive oil.
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Go on…
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:16:02 AM EDT
[#31]
Garage door opener.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:17:08 AM EDT
[#32]
I'm gonna do better than most - a speargun shaft.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:17:49 AM EDT
[#33]
well...shit.

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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:17:54 AM EDT
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A case of toilet paper, which has already been used up by now
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:17:57 AM EDT
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Last item?
Then I'm fighting with decomposition.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:18:10 AM EDT
[#36]
A pair of Victor Rat Zappers.

If modifications are allowed, they could make decent weapons.  50k volts.  
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:18:45 AM EDT
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Not doing too bad. Catch me a day earlier and it would have been a teal retro toaster.

Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:20:20 AM EDT
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Now the important question: Did you order the medium, because you are a small man...or did you just want it extra tight?
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:21:11 AM EDT
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We should team up.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:21:21 AM EDT
[#40]
An autometer tire pressure gauge

Same order was Dishwasher Salt for my Bosch DW.

So...I can toss salt in your eyes then swing the tire gauge by the hose and club your blind ass.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:21:48 AM EDT
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Last night, I ordered a bunch of Lego's for my daughter's birthday present.

I'll throw them into the path of my advancing enemy and run away as they endure the unholy pain of stepping on those little fuckers.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:22:07 AM EDT
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3T pull up diapers.  Lol.
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I got you beat - a 2 pack of silicone toddler bibs
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:22:10 AM EDT
[#43]
Your going to love those things!


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A pair of Victor Rat Zappers.

If modifications are allowed, they could make decent weapons.  50k volts.  
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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:22:46 AM EDT
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3000 GRIT SANPAPER
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:24:58 AM EDT
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I HAVE BUG POOP

FEAR ME, BITCHES

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Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:25:39 AM EDT
[#46]
A paperback book on strength and conditioning.

I’m sure it’ll be a good read for whoever kills me.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:25:44 AM EDT
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3000 GRIT SANPAPER
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It's going to take a lot of rubbing before that becomes more than a mild annoyance.

Too bad it wasn't 80 grit.
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:26:24 AM EDT
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Now the important question: Did you order the medium, because you are a small man...or did you just want it extra tight?
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both
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:27:37 AM EDT
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We should team up.
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we can be like captain planet and the planeteers but even lamer
Link Posted: 6/5/2021 9:27:47 AM EDT
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A damn usb to usb-c adapter...
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