Lauren Boebert feels a need for speed.. (Page 2 of 2)
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Originally Posted By MudEagle: I gave a ride to a famous-ish actress in the F-15E back in 2008, and she didn't even want to do any pics after the flight because she the flight gear, helmet and mask, messed up her hair and she wasn't able to wear makeup. Flying in a flight suit and G-suit usually gave me a serious case of swamp nuts, anyway, and nobody wants to go near that without a shower and a change of clothes. I can only imagine what that does to a pink clam. Uh, yeah, it adds more flavor to savor. |
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Originally Posted By Nick_Adams: From the neck down, she rates a solid Oklahoma 8.5. Sadly, if including the face + glasses, she drops to a Missouri 5. Originally Posted By Nick_Adams: Originally Posted By MudEagle: My favorite "celebrity" incentive ride was giving the weather chick from one of the Oklahoma City TV stations a flight in a T-38. She didn't get sick, and loved the aerobatics and Gs during the flight. One of the few who actually enjoyed the ride. She, too, didn't want any photos after the flight, but later on in the day after she got cleaned up we went back out for some pics. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/470117/IMG_9812_JPG-3831793.JPG Sadly, if including the face + glasses, she drops to a Missouri 5. She definitely does have the chipmunk thing going on. But she’s still an attractive woman. |
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Originally Posted By bigred1001: But did she have sex with any of them? Probably all of them |
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Originally Posted By bigred1001: But did she have sex with any of them? She started suckin' before the gear went up. |
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Originally Posted By realwar: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/32274/Screenshot_2026-09-23_at_13-27-55__5__Ho-3831775.JPG https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS6HZCtXAAAVi5e?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS6HZCwWIAASvOA?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS6HZCvWMAE46UR?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS6HZCuWoAARdBB?format=jpg&name=large If she is proud of Colorado, why is she flying in an Arizona (AZ) tail coded bird? |
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Originally Posted By saigamanTX: What you never heard of the mile high club?  Originally Posted By saigamanTX: Originally Posted By bigred1001: But did she have sex with any of them? At Buckley she doesn't even have to get in the plane for that. |
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Originally Posted By MudEagle: It doesn't usually go anywhere beyond a handshake/hug and a photo. Not in my experience. I was an Air Force cop back in the day (late 80s to 90s) and we had guys banging civilians, officers, enlisted, left, and right. Sort of like the Marine Corps mentality. If you leave a bowling ball in the room, it’s gonna get broken stolen or fucked around us. And that was exactly the case. |
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Originally Posted By MudEagle: I gave a ride to a famous-ish actress in the F-15E back in 2008, and she didn't even want to do any pics after the flight because she the flight gear, helmet and mask, messed up her hair and she wasn't able to wear makeup. Flying in a flight suit and G-suit usually gave me a serious case of swamp nuts, anyway, and nobody wants to go near that without a shower and a change of clothes. I can only imagine what that does to a pink clam.  Hotel ..hot tub .boiled clam.
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Originally Posted By Dc204: Not in my experience. I was an Air Force cop back in the day (late 80s to 90s) and we had guys banging civilians, officers, enlisted, left, and right. Sort of like the Marine Corps mentality. If you leave a bowling ball in the room, it’s gonna get broken stolen or fucked around us. And that was exactly the case. I was talking about the experience of giving an incentive flight to a female VIP, and your comment that "Oh, he is going to fuck her." VIP incentive flights are usually part of tightly-curated, highly scheduled visits, with USAF PA and personal assistants along every step of the way before and after the flight. There's not a moment alone with them that isn't physically strapped into the airplane. Most of them are apprehensive about the flight, anyway, and the conversation in flight is usually trying to feed them enough knowledge about what's happening to keep them from getting airsick or G-LOC'ing. There's very little about the experience to get some chick's motor running. That's especially true if there was a puke bag involved during the flight. I've done a half dozen of them -- and I know a lot of squadronmates who have, too -- and none of them were off shagging the VIPs afterward. |
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Originally Posted By MudEagle: My favorite "celebrity" incentive ride was giving the weather chick from one of the Oklahoma City TV stations a flight in a T-38. She didn't get sick, and loved the aerobatics and Gs during the flight. One of the few who actually enjoyed the ride. She, too, didn't want any photos after the flight, but later on in the day after she got cleaned up we went back out for some pics. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/470117/IMG_9812_JPG-3831793.JPG Legit!  |
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Originally Posted By Colt653: Originally Posted By MudEagle:...... I can only imagine what that does to a pink clam. https://media4.giphy.com/media/10Jpr9KSaXLchW/200.webp?cid=8dc8958cgk0r6r0a8qhfbp9aigdt4y6u8n7rib23xtys2q49&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200.webp&ct=g 
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Originally Posted By MudEagle: I gave a ride to a famous-ish actress in the F-15E back in 2008, and she didn't even want to do any pics after the flight because she the flight gear, helmet and mask, messed up her hair and she wasn't able to wear makeup. Flying in a flight suit and G-suit usually gave me a serious case of swamp nuts, anyway, and nobody wants to go near that without a shower and a change of clothes. I can only imagine what that does to a pink clam. Originally Posted By MudEagle: Originally Posted By bigred1001: But did she have sex with any of them? I gave a ride to a famous-ish actress in the F-15E back in 2008, and she didn't even want to do any pics after the flight because she the flight gear, helmet and mask, messed up her hair and she wasn't able to wear makeup. Flying in a flight suit and G-suit usually gave me a serious case of swamp nuts, anyway, and nobody wants to go near that without a shower and a change of clothes. I can only imagine what that does to a pink clam. "I fight crime in a rubber suit all day..really seals in the flavor!"
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Originally Posted By LurchAddams: Who has to clean up that mess? Originally Posted By LurchAddams: Originally Posted By rob78: Originally Posted By Goosemaster: She loves the COCKpit Who has to clean up that mess? Maybe a theater attendant? |