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8/13/2016 2:03:55 AM EDT
I am kind of surprised that there isn't already a Lavalantula thread.



Syfy seems to have hit on something. They have been making those stupid ass creature features for years, and then, someone had a stroke of genius. Make a stupid ass creature feature making fun of the Syfy stupid ass creature features. Sharknado was...OK, I never watched a whole Sharknado, but it was apparently a hit. But I did watch Lavalantula, and I fucking loved it! It was funny and awesome! Steve Gutenberg playing a washed up actor fighting fire breathing spiders with a 12 gauge and having stupid cheesy lines, while deliberately making fun of stupid cheesy action movie lines. And the scientist, he was great! 'The tunnels will lead to the queen's chamber...the Mommalantula!' I literally busted out laughing!




Maybe I am dumb, maybe this is genius...possibly both! But these movies are awesome.




To my complete dismay, I did not DVR 2 Lava 2 Lantula...but I have it scheduled for next week. The ads look great! 'That's no Mommalantula. That's a Gargantulantula!'





8/13/2016 2:06:56 AM EDT
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They need to get Leslie Easterbrook in it.  Dem mounds!
8/13/2016 2:14:06 AM EDT
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I had to look up the Steve Guttenberg cameo in Sharknado: The Fourth Continues
8/13/2016 2:17:42 AM EDT
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The Sharknado guy had a cameo in Lavalantula too...and they did the Predator handshake (the part at the beginning where Ahnuld meets up with Apollo Creed and they do the mid air arm wrestle)! It was awesome!
8/13/2016 2:19:49 AM EDT
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I had to look up the Steve Guttenberg cameo in Sharknado: The Fourth Continues



  The Sharknado guy had a cameo in Lavalantula too...and they did the Predator handshake (the part at the beginning where Ahnuld meets up with Apollo Creed and they do the mid air arm wrestle)! It was awesome!







 

Campy as shit!









edit: it was Sharknado: The Fourth Awakens







 
8/13/2016 5:41:56 AM EDT
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Tons of product placements in both. Asylum is on to something
8/13/2016 5:56:48 AM EDT
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If you like that you'll probably like "Big Ass Spider"

8/13/2016 6:48:02 AM EDT
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I love movies like that.  The worse they are the better..
8/13/2016 2:51:07 PM EDT
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Was it funny stupid, or stupid stupid?




I don't like the stupid ones, but I like the funny stupid ones that are making fun of the stupid stupid ones.
8/13/2016 3:03:29 PM EDT
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Love those movies

Sharktopus seems to be taking off too

8/13/2016 5:30:41 PM EDT
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I don't like the stupid ones, but I like the funny stupid ones that are making fun of the stupid stupid ones.
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  Was it funny stupid, or stupid stupid?


I don't like the stupid ones, but I like the funny stupid ones that are making fun of the stupid stupid ones.


Funny stupid
8/13/2016 5:32:59 PM EDT
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Love those movies



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They did one showing of that with a running body count at the bottom of the screen...



 
8/13/2016 5:41:29 PM EDT
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There's the kid from the sandlot.... ooh, and there's the guy from the Toby McGuire Spiderman!
8/13/2016 5:50:59 PM EDT
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Yeah, the kid on the tour bus. The pirate guy was funny too.