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One of the best.
Mrs. Nordberg:
Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Ed:
It's hard to tell.
Frank:
[being blunt]
A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
[Wilma sobs]
Ed:
Frank, get a hold of yourself!
Frank:
A good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlum.
Ed:
That's no way for a man to die.
Frank:
[being blunt]
Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Mrs. Nordberg:
[Wilma sobs again]
Oh... Frank! Oh, this is terrible!
Ed:
Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank:
[being blunt]
He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma sobs again]
Ed:
What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank:
[being blunt]
Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.