[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Lessons for arfcom n00bs. (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 3/16/2010 3:32:29 PM EDT
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To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. |
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Number one clarified something for me. But how do you tell? Or is that like Fight Club? Number three could also be restated: "welcome to the internets"  You have to be anal enough to count posts in a thread, and then post on page two before anyone else. I've never bothered to learn how many posts per page. |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. FAIL |
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You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. Yeha, I remember when you said if Obama won the election you were never logging into arfcom again. I've been here as long as you dude 
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. PW3ND! |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. FAIL How, exactly, is that a fail on my part? Or is he a re-branded member? |
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You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. Yeha, I remember when you said if Obama won the election you were never logging into arfcom again. I've been here as long as you dude Oh, that's right. I remember that, too. This place is addictive. You're still a post-whore. 
You are on the reasons I made this thread. I can't keep up with all the avatar changes (let-alone name changes). |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. FAIL How, exactly, is that a fail on my part? Or is he a re-branded member? He is one of the few who was granted a name change. |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. FAIL How, exactly, is that a fail on my part? Or is he a re-branded member? That's Dusty_C. |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. FAIL How, exactly, is that a fail on my part? Or is he a re-branded member?
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. FAIL How, exactly, is that a fail on my part? Or is he a re-branded member? That's Dusty_C. Doesn't it defeat the purpose of a name change if we all have to refer to him as, "the poster formerly known as Dusty_C?" |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. rule six : never take advice from men who wear eye liner Rule seven: never ever take advice from men who have had their pictures taken while sleeping with a dildo next to their mouth |
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A persons Site Longitivity doesn't mean shit. There exists a balance between length of membership time and post count that relates to intellectual replies, however Einstein is dead and the answer may never be known. DanG doesn't count.
KNOW THIS HOWEVER... If you agree to an EE deal with another member, finish the deal to the letter as agreed, or your testicles will be awarded to the victor and your bled-out corpse will be cast into the pile of the banned. |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. FAIL How, exactly, is that a fail on my part? Or is he a re-branded member? That's Dusty_C. Doesn't it defeat the purpose of a name change if we all have to refer to him as, "the poster formerly known as Dusty_C?" Not in this case, the reason for the name change never came to fruition. |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. he aint no newb |
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Number one. To own a page, one must claim the page in the first post on that page, and the first post can NOT be edited. Edits do NOT count. Number two. If you get banned, and re open a new account and then speak as an authority on shit that happened 5 years ago, don't be surprised when you get rebanned. Number three. GD is full of jackfuck smart asses. Crying over someone being mean to you in GD, will cause the sociopathic sides of many to arise and like a shark that smells blood, they'll pile on your soon to be rotting corpse. Number four. Arfcom GD is full of experts on everything. People here that don't have tattoos are experts on tattoos and why tattooed people get them. People without degrees in CJ or that aren't cops are experts on Law Enforcement. People that can't even speak proper english are experts on the constitution and all case law pertaining to it. People that have never once had any instruction from even a cop or an infantryman know more about weapons and tactics than AWG or CAG. But they're experts, just ask them. Number five. There really are a couple of experts on all that, and if you pay attention, you can figure out who they are. Old bastards, add more. You have 14k posts in a little over a year. That makes you a noob... and a post-whore. You're not really one to give advice. FAIL Actually, he's one of the guys being referred to in "Number five." |