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7/7/2008 7:52:15 PM EDT
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All Is Explained
Kim du Toit
July 7, 2008
9:30 AM CDT

Ever wonder why hippies, vegans and other assorted Lefties have such a problem remembering history? Now we know why:

   Tofu, which is made from curdled soy milk from the soya plant, is not only low in calories but contains plant hormones believed to have beneficial effects on health.

   However, a study funded by the Alzheimer’s Research Trust, has found that those who eat tofu more than once a day had a 20 per cent lower level of memory functioning than those eating very little of the product.


And if you’re wondering why Lefties so often behave like a bunch of old women:

   Also there are fears that older people on a soy rich diet may be getting an extra boost of oestrogen-like hormones at a time of life when they are likely to damage brain functioning rather than improve it.

Sorry, I have to go off and laugh like a jackal for a few moments…

[returns, wiping eyes]

Remember all that when some vegetarian nutcase starts yammering on at you about the eeeeevils of eating meat. Then kick him in the nuts. Don’t worry: he’ll have forgotten all about it the next day.
7/7/2008 8:02:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Yep.  Eating meat makes you smart.  Damn squirrels were easy to shoot when they were eating nuts and fruit, they are now stealing bird eggs and are much harder to hunt!  And that is even with the birds dive bombing the squirrels.  I have seen the bastards run off with a Mockingbird fledgling..
7/7/2008 8:06:35 PM EDT
[#2]
You really don't even need to eat tofu to get too much of the hormones found in soy.  They tell me soy is the #2 most-used ingredient in US-packaged foods, right after corn.
7/7/2008 8:13:27 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
You really don't even need to eat tofu to get too much of the hormones found in soy.  They tell me soy is the #2 most-used ingredient in US-packaged foods, right after corn.


A lot of the protein in commerical chicken feed is from soy.  Ditto for hog feed.
7/7/2008 8:45:00 PM EDT
[#4]
anybody want to explain the smart asian kids then?
7/7/2008 9:29:04 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
You really don't even need to eat tofu to get too much of the hormones found in soy.  They tell me soy is the #2 most-used ingredient in US-packaged foods, right after corn.


So that's the problem with the stupidity factor so prevalent in society today.
7/8/2008 5:43:24 AM EDT
[#6]
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7/8/2008 6:06:58 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
anybody want to explain the smart asian kids then?


Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... whatever mom and dad:
Today is your first day of school. You will work hard and you will get As. If you come home with a B we will killllllll youuuu.

Many east Asian people groups also have the highest average IQs. The Japanese for example have the highest average IQ in the world of 115(the American average is 98). Many also have diets rich in Omega-3. Omega-3 increases and maintains grey matter within your brain. Grey matter is highly important as that is where most of the information processing within your brain happens. If you have more of it, you'll usually have an easier time learning and processing information. (Interesting fact, only 3% of Americans get enough Omega-3 in their diet.)
7/8/2008 6:22:46 AM EDT
[#8]
Too much soy makes men grow moobs.  Estrogen is good for you if you want your own set of tits and a smaller crank!


CJ
7/8/2008 6:27:21 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Too much soy makes men grow moobs.  Estrogen is good for you if you want your own set of tits and a smaller crank!


CJ


7/8/2008 6:34:45 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Too much soy makes men grow moobs.  Estrogen is good for you if you want your own set of tits and a smaller crank!


CJ


i45.photobucket.com/albums/f54/ashleyjken/moobs4.jpg


That's just fucking WRONG!
7/8/2008 6:38:09 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Yep.  Eating meat makes you smart.  Damn squirrels were easy to shoot when they were eating nuts and fruit, they are now stealing bird eggs and are much harder to hunt!  And that is even with the birds dive bombing the squirrels.  I have seen the bastards run off with a Mockingbird fledgling..


When I saw a squirrel gnawing away at a chicken leg he plucked from the garbage I thought WTF?

7/8/2008 6:40:55 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Too much soy makes men grow moobs.  Estrogen is good for you if you want your own set of tits and a smaller crank!


CJ


i45.photobucket.com/albums/f54/ashleyjken/moobs4.jpg


That's just fucking WRONG!


I did a google search and thought about posting something scarier, but I settled for Family Guy.
7/8/2008 6:45:14 AM EDT
[#13]
I don't think there's any CAUSALITY to be had in this study.

Here's the real explanation:

-Tofu is usually eaten by liberals

-Liberals often include hippies

-Hippies also smoke pot

-Pot interferes with memory function

ERGO,

People who eat tofu have memory dysfunction.

7/8/2008 6:46:59 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
I don't think there's any CAUSALITY to be had in this study.

Here's the real explanation:

-Tofu is usually eaten by liberals

-Liberals often include hippies

-Hippies also smoke pot

-Pot interferes with memory function

ERGO,

People who eat tofu have memory dysfunction.



Pot also increases estrogen levels, the effects are compounded by tofu. Pot smoking tofu eaters will have smaller cranks and bigger moobs.
7/8/2008 6:57:00 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
anybody want to explain the smart asian kids then?


Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... whatever mom and dad:
Today is your first day of school. You will work hard and you will get As. If you come home with a B we will killllllll youuuu.

Many east Asian people groups also have the highest average IQs. The Japanese for example have the highest average IQ in the world of 115(the American average is 98). Many also have diets rich in Omega-3. Omega-3 increases and maintains grey matter within your brain. Grey matter is highly important as that is where most of the information processing within your brain happens. If you have more of it, you'll usually have an easier time learning and processing information. (Interesting fact, only 3% of Americans get enough Omega-3 in their diet.)

The problem with liberalism is not one of intelligence.I do agree with the connection of omega-fatty acids helping optimize brain development and health though.The problem is with plant estrogens , birth control in the drinking water, and estrogen mimicking plastics in the environment.In the male body testosterone breaks down into estrogen and the body reads this level and if it is too high it produces less testosterone.Testosterone gives a man his intense focus and ability to recognize every minor detail of a particular subject, his "edge".Though not everyman is intelligent if his testosterone is optimal he should be able to focus .It compliments women's ability to juggle a lot of things at once but if her intelligence is low she will just be scatter brained.
7/8/2008 7:00:38 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't think there's any CAUSALITY to be had in this study.

Here's the real explanation:

-Tofu is usually eaten by liberals

-Liberals often include hippies

-Hippies also smoke pot

-Pot interferes with memory function

ERGO,

People who eat tofu have memory dysfunction.



Pot also increases estrogen levels, the effects are compounded by tofu. Pot smoking tofu eaters will have smaller cranks and bigger moobs.

Excessive body fat and excessive alcohol intake also increase estrogen levels.
7/8/2008 7:17:43 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You really don't even need to eat tofu to get too much of the hormones found in soy.  They tell me soy is the #2 most-used ingredient in US-packaged foods, right after corn.


So that's the problem with the stupidity factor so prevalent in society today.

Yes, when men don't have optimal testosterone levels they can't be "alphas" , critical thinkers, problem solvers, leaders,protectors...
They become just as much victims as everyone else.The socialists take advantage of this as they have more "useful idiots" and the elitist government becomes the "provider" for society.
7/8/2008 8:01:29 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
anybody want to explain the smart asian kids then?


Better education system
7/8/2008 8:07:07 AM EDT
[#19]
more fish in their diet.
7/8/2008 8:07:46 AM EDT
[#20]
correlation doesn't equal causation.

Stupid people and pussies become hippies.
Hippies eat tofu.
Their statistical analysis is lacking.
7/8/2008 8:15:23 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
correlation doesn't equal causation.

Stupid people and pussies become hippies.
Hippies eat tofu.
Their statistical analysis is lacking.


If the lifestyle is glamorized and two hippie parents have a male child and they raise him in a manner conducive to the lifestyle will he have a chance to develop into a man?So, even though correlation doesn't equal causation that doesn't mean causation isn't there.