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Posted: 4/18/2013 12:23:41 PM EDT

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:24:58 PM EDT

[#1]

Would post the one for Republicans

but Goatse is frowned upon by Mods and Site Staff alike.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:24:58 PM EDT

[#2]

This thread makes me sad. I can still get a picture of myself holding my black and white kitty while holding my Uzi, but these days we get so many special uniform assignments I've been forced to shave my beard.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:28:00 PM EDT

[#3]

Shockingly accurate in my case, except I don't have an Uzi.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:28:52 PM EDT

[#4]

I guess I'm in on one.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:29:11 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Shockingly accurate in my case, except I don't have an Uzi.

Do you have a Hitler cat?

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:29:54 PM EDT

[#6]

ack. cats.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:30:29 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Shockingly accurate in my case, except I don't have an Uzi.

I wish I had an uzi.

That said, anybody here wanna try and steel his cat food? Fucker looks like he might have some trip wires set up around his stash.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:30:57 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shockingly accurate in my case, except I don't have an Uzi.

I wish I had an uzi.

That said, anybody here wanna try and steel his cat food? Fucker looks like he might have some trip wires set up around his stash.

And eyebrows, wow...

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:34:16 PM EDT

[#9]

That pic is such bullshit.

I have a Tonkinese.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:34:30 PM EDT

[#10]

Libertarians put their finger on the trigger at inappropriate times.....I knew it!!!

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:35:59 PM EDT

[#11]

I have trigger control and I don't own a cat motherfucker!

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:37:23 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:37:26 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
And eyebrows, wow...

My 'brows put his to shame if I don't trim them.

They keep the sun out of my eyes.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:38:10 PM EDT

[#14]

Fail, needs loaded bong instead if Uzi

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:39:22 PM EDT

[#15]

How'd they get that picture of me?

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:40:27 PM EDT

[#16]

Subnet owns a dog and grows a beard like a 12 year old.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:41:40 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Fail, needs loaded bong instead if Uzi

There's a loaded bong in that picture, cleverly disguised as a cat (or an uzi, not sure which) to fool the drug warriors.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:42:10 PM EDT

[#18]

/

Try harder next time.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:42:15 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shockingly accurate in my case, except I don't have an Uzi.

Do you have a Hitler cat?

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

Sort of

. The mustache is a little off-center:

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:42:20 PM EDT

[#20]

Libertarian bash Thursday is starting early, I see.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:42:29 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Fail, needs loaded bong instead if Uzi

Naah. Most libertarian gunners don't do weed or much of anything else as far as I can tell. They would like to protect those who do from becoming part of the world's largest prison population per capita though. It actually has little to do with wanting to help the poor grass addled hippy. We just don't want to have to feed em when they should be out and supporting themselves.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:42:44 PM EDT

[#22]

No cat, No UZI but lulz anyway.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:43:36 PM EDT

[#23]

My cat is so much cooler looking than that cat

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:43:46 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/452/55903110201083511716544.jpg

Oh yay, we win a vote so now lets eat ourselves!

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:47:17 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

/

Try harder next time.

Just poking the bear....

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:48:58 PM EDT

[#26]

I'd buy a cat, grow a beard, and dress like a weirdo if in return I got a better candidate to vote for than McCain or Romney.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:51:55 PM EDT

[#27]

"Its non of my business what you think of me"

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:53:39 PM EDT

[#28]

I thought this was going to be a gun-ban call-out thread.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:55:32 PM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:57:39 PM EDT

[#30]

I'll remember this, the next time I'm being begged for my vote, Dale Carnegie.

Posted: 4/18/2013 12:58:18 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

I'd buy a cat, grow a beard, and dress like a weirdo if in return I got a better candidate to vote for than McCain or Romney.

I am all of those things and I didn't even get a crappy t shirt.

Posted: 4/18/2013 1:02:08 PM EDT

[#32]

A middle-aged guy rocking a beard, an Uzi and a cat is not quite what springs to mind when I picture Libertarians.

Sorry.

Posted: 4/18/2013 1:05:11 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

/

Try harder next time.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:08:25 PM EDT

[#34]

No Uzi, no cat, and I just shaved my beard. Do have a badass dog and love me some Liberty though!

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:15:17 PM EDT

[#35]

Fuck bitches.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:19:24 PM EDT

[#36]

I got rid of my Uzi and my cats... So there.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:21:09 PM EDT

[#37]

I have a chinchilla and a PS-90.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:22:04 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Libertarians put their finger on the trigger at inappropriate times.....I knew it!!!

Wrong.......he's just preparing to shoot down your Spaghetti God.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:23:18 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I'll remember this, the next time I'm being begged for my vote, Dale Carnegie.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:26:59 PM EDT

[#40]

It would be more accurate if the "Libertarian" was driving a tank.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:27:07 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
I have a chinchilla and a PS-90.

Chinchillin'.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:30:20 PM EDT

[#42]

No cat, No Uzi, No hair. I'm a shitty libertarian. But why do you care

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:31:39 PM EDT

[#43]

Didn't we have a couple guys from here fire up at a hotel while at a carbine class and end up arrested having all their "cool toys" confiscated including a Barrett?

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:33:11 PM EDT

[#44]

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:36:53 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/MWlNdhD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WgYnCa3.jpg

Too fucking true.

Posted: 4/18/2013 4:37:02 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Didn't we have a couple guys from here fire up at a hotel while at a carbine class and end up arrested having all their "cool toys" confiscated including a Barrett?

No idea, but probably. It fits your narrative, so why not?

I can't wait to hear you in 2016, demanding that we all "put aside our differences and unite for a common victory" (or whatever). Insulting the fuck out of people you probably agree with 90% of the time, is a fine way to do that.